No Rekt Thread? Lets Fix That

No Rekt Thread? Lets Fix That

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That's why you never walk between two big object that are able to move. Stupid shit. I work around shit that could kill me everyday. Job requires: hard hat, steel toed boots/shoes, and eye and ear protection. We always say. You get complacent and relaxed you get hurt.

Btw. I just showed up lol. I'll try to contribute bur in on my phone. Not sure what I have.

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Made a friend cringe with this one. It's a little old though.

Somebody likes Tosh.0

That's all I have on my phone.

I build rail cars. Seen a lot of shit go down.
Few years ago a guy walked across some tracks with a moving car. Got crunched right between the knuckles. They put a tent around him and called his family in and shit. Dude died right there. Bottom line safety is up to you.

was laughing until the goat fucker tried to saw it.

Exactly. Fuck. You can put up all the signs and guards you want. Some people just ignore it.
"Moving parts grip when safety slips"
"Put guards in their place. They're there to protect you"
Two big things they always say and have signs of lol.

That's why got my friend. And the asshole doctors just waiting to patch him up.

Thread is dead?

BUMP

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Alright well. I'm gonna let it die.

Bumb

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I thought that would happen something related to the small yellow truck. Also the woman behind the fat one got a great body for her age.

Fuck you faggot

Same

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Drop it like its hot.

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she just fuckin dropped her nigglet. ...

she didnt give a shit... just dropped it.

these are not humans.

>niggers
>Humans

cunt

Whay is this magical contraption

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her dumb ass face, didnt even try to get off of him

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Can almost hear them screeching like chimps and apes

Story? Any of them Die?

DOGE
GET AWAY!
HAH

GET AWAAY FROM MY BLOWJOB SILLLEEE DOGGO

AHHH! :^)
SILLE DOGGYY

did she dead

The fuck is going on here? Why is he letting them chop his fingers off?

fuck their facial expressions

fuck off faggot

hes pointing a gun at him you autistic fuck

Mr fantastic

Nigger

nerve gas, no survivors

Hahaha!

lost.

It was nerve gas
You know how that goes :'(

>gets back in the car
Stupid niggers.

This is exactly why everyone should carry a gun

Fracturated dick? It doesn´t matters if you are fucking Abella

The fuck is going on over there?

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yeah. and resurrected again. still got those nerve gas issues

>S-Ai-Suke

Sakura falls in love with Sasuke. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the edgelord's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only unsheathes his katana (folded x 100000000).

After some investigation, she finds out that the boya she called is not the same edgelord he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. he is the boy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their DARKNESS, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons (like katanas) they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NARUTO of DARKNESS.

dont be an arse

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Slav immediately squats in sadness after the mayhem

meh they breed in litters no matter if one dies

Dumbass. I doubt I'd panic any less though.

Also they bone in groups

more suicides

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Listen to this song while watching the rekt videos.... it makes everything ten times better.
youtube.com/watch?v=zH3CtBvmDhE

Checked and rekt.

fuck your shit

see im trying to get suicide videos together to make a collage.
i barely have anything atm. hadnt been here in some time.

shitposting 101

come on. i think this works 10 times better:
youtube.com/watch?v=zuL687HGfjI

holy double even dubs

Dressed apes

Suddenly Tony hawk proskating 2016

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a real hero would of jumped on that shit.

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hih

The price of thievery is to lose your fingers

trips of satan

why?
he want them stop to reproduce so there will be less criminals born?

Terrible. Was he drunk,stupid, or just not paying attention?

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