/brit/

My name's Rita...
Fire... s...
Fires. Hm.

Previously: .

anyone have success with getting drugs from le deep web

just conceded a goal on fifa

nah

yeah

>Lmaoing @ your lives. British uni is so much easier than Italian it's a joke. Literally aced all my exams studying the day before for them.
t. studies a non-subject

eh

outstanding post

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*taps champagne glass with spoon*
*clears throat*

I have no girlfriend

Yeah they will but my job deals specifically with when they get into accidents.

maybe

Aye.

>don't drive a BMW/merc/audi
>don't have a high-powered job
>ugly
>live with parents
>short

won't even be able to get a 1/10 lads

these are shit, fuck you never listening to a limey again

i thought someone would like that image x

lads

*laughter then raucous applause*

i love them but they make me need a poo twice as much as normal

A great spectre is sweeping across my bed

it is loneliness

that'll happen too for a good decade

dunk them in a cup of tea

>Audi
rebadged Skoda mate
It's Beamer, Merc, or Bust

Just get a prozzy every few weeks then

Might go art the night but tarn will be fuckin rammed like

just swept my James Bond: Specte Blu-ray disk over some lad's bed

Are the BBC so desperate to peddle their multi-cultural bullshit that they would fix SCD in an attempt to address the complaints of racism they received earlier?

was hoping you would delete your post from the last thread, try repost it in this thread and realise there was a duplicate image

a gimmick i haven't had work yet

tea belongs in the sea

>it's a "my family complain that I don't spend any time with them" episode
>it's a "when I do spend time with them they interrogate me and ask me why I haven't got a job yet" episode

hmm yes the so-called "relatives"

just got a 54 plate 2.0L Bust

Sure it's not a bird lad.

I had a crow fly into my house once, it was fucking mental.

Don't know if anyone remembers but I'm the guy who was having surgery today

Going home soon :)

>wanting to drive overpriced, unreliable shit

fucked it up with 2 absolute pengtings this year
at least I got to yonk in one of them

Alan Sugar kept firing all the minorities, they have to make up for having an all white final in The Apprentice somehow

Agree, but serves you right for taking advice from the fucking plebs on here.

Fuck off yank these are GOAT

>one hour after the first /brit/ thread was posted
>it already runs out of reply space

Greater London

oh so it was out of spite, i thought i had just contributed to the community in some way :(

new tribe called quest album is v nice

imagine the wreath of emotion and glee developing in your chest when you wake up with your new girlfriend and you notice all her pretty features and lovely mannerisms

dont care

on the train lads

wish me a safe journey? :3

>when the lads are meeting up for drinks and 1 of them brings his gf

erm mate...

can't fool me, you fucking zebra

Just bought a Merc lads, it's only done 120,000 miles

Comp Sci and French Language

:^)

small world
I just got back

Why not just get a job, that'd solve the problem

they're good

surgery for what?

>no NYE gf
the worst of all feels

alri zebra lad
glad the surgery went well

ooh er you're a funny cunt aren't you

What did ya have?

don't remind me please

You planning on becoming a taxi driver in Bulgaria?

Absolutely BTFO

>In a statement to the Higher Education Policy Institute, Sir David Watson of the University of Oxford suggested that the Russell Group’s claim to represent 24 'leading universities' was "a real stretch". In the context of the Russell Group's reputation in the sector, he continued: "particularly dangerous, I think, is the bottom half of the Russell Group…The problem with the Russell Group is that it represents neither the sector as a whole [nor], in many cases, the best of the sector.” Performance in research intensity showed that there were dozens of other UK universities “above the bottom Russellers”

are you allowed to drink water now

>joint honours

enjoy never learning a subject properly fucking pleb

imagine the spare second you find your girlfriends comfortable hand in a crowded street and flush with joy

I try to get a job but it's difficult for someone in my position

doing a think

She's invariably a fucking banter black hole as well

>the bottom Russellers

>Nye is looming again
>you've changed nothing

gurning lads

Would honestly prefer it if I never saw my co-workers ever again, 2bh

>but it's difficult for someone in my position

Lazy and ugly?

Will do. Enjoy wasting time doing extra courses for your main that will never be of any use to you or help you find a job :)

>hey want anything from the shop?

imagine getting this text from your girlfriend

>you will never know what its like to go through puberty as a pretty girl
would love to see my chebs grow before my eyes

is that springbok?

Am I the only one who loves the feeling of going under with general anesthetic?

Is secret Tbh

They gave me a load of codeine to take home

Yeah I had to piss with them in the room so they knew my bladder didn't explode

I could've been someone

ask her for a gf mate

Yeah, Liverpool, Cardiff, QMUL etc are all for spackers and barely better than ex-polys. Russell Group should be 10 unis at most desu.

when you slot yourself in behind your gf in bed to kiss her neck and she smiles, asking "what are you after?" before turning herself round and kissing your lips

pic related, it's all friends lined up on shelves

Further proof that yanks don't deserve life.

no

long-term unemployed/uni drop out

going to the national front disco lads
anyone want owt?

cornetto

>long-term unemployed/uni drop out

So just lazy then?

>could you pick me up some choccy and tampons on your way home x

imagine getting this text from your girlfriend

well so could anyone

Well DUMBO, how's your big ugly flappy ears doing?

fucking this

You can still make this happen

cornetto

what are your favourite albums lads

>ooh ooh ooh OOH OOOOOH OOH OOH OOH

imagine getting this text from your girlfriend

no

fuck off you tory twat with your nasty toxic attitude

be turned down by 4 supermarkets in the last couple months hbu?

had that before

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