Good morning guys

Good morning guys.
Cicada on leash today, what shall we do with him?

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Aww it's so cute. I love dogs

Name him a girl name

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It is a girl. The last time I saw one with a penis, I killed it with fire.

SPACE PROGRAM

Make a mansion out of a shoebox and toilet paper rolls for her

space program

To space

Thinking about what I could use, but have nothing that floats.

Dollar store isn't open for 2h 15m. No balloons today.
What else?

oh man. Then give it a bellyrub and a tickle tickle, some water and THEN SPACE PROGRAM

crucify

Fuck you I'll be back later.
SPACE PROGRAM IS ON.
Even if I look like a retard carrying a balloon around town.

sorry to be a party pooper, but these trips say release it onto a tree in the woods

But give me 6 hours. And it might be a different cicada. I'll tie this one up and give him beer, but sometimes they get away.
Check around noon. Sorry I can't send him off until the store opens.

NICE TRIPS MY FRIEND

IT IS ON. GODSPEED. 6 hours?

insect fight club

I am drinking. Plus I can't get a balloon until later.
6 hours man sorry.

Don't worry I'm sure someone will save the pictures and there are millions of cicadas around so one will go to space later.

I can just fuck this one up and get a new one later if you want?

drinking and abusing useless bugs?
living the life.

don't fuck it up, feed it some alcohol first, preferably liquor

i demand space program

get her to leg eggs in your dick hole

17 years in the ground to wake up and you're now somebody's pet for the few days of your life.

Hitched and beer'd.
You guys have my word on the space program after I get a balloon, keep an eye out today.

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give him a name

They made me burn one yesterday.

Bzzzzzt Aldrin

Prick your finger then feed it the blood so ithat develops the hunger for human flesh

Let me find a sharp thing.
I don't like cutting myself.

This fucking sucks but I'm working on it.

Digging into my finger hard but no blood.
How do you suggest I get myself to bleed? I can't get it going.

Get a fucking knife you fanny.

Nice trips.

Too dull. Papercut?
I'm set on feeding this thing blood.

Just cut horizontally across your arm, you should draw some blood if you try hard enough

I have to go tear up a razor. Hang on there guys.

Acquired. Hang tight.

You're certainly going the distance

Dubs

Cicada must drink blood before going to space.
Make strong.

absolutely right

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How the fuck did you manage to leash up a Cicada?

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Every fucking where.

The blood has angered him.

it's primal bloodlust, you must prepare a bowl of blood to ease his thirst

roll for truth

checked

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already drinking? must be nova scotia

He's fucking pissed.

YOU MUST PREPARE THE MEAL, HIS RAGE ONLY GROWS STRONGER

Kek

You need to force him to watch violent films to condition him to kill

They probably don't have 17 years in Canada.
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO TO THE CICADA, THERE ARE MILLIONS TO DISPOSE OF

This made my fucking day

Jar and acid

I second this.

Eat him..

Train him

Put it on your dick and let it satisfy you

Make him a killing matchine kill his kind feed them to him

OP still here?

Make a cicada fight club

make him fight other bugs so he'll calm the fuck down

Make the rope shorter, tie the other end to a small rock (a heavy one for the cicada)

watch how it tries to move it and fly around

itl get strong asf, thats how people trained bugs for wrestling back in afghanistan

Real requests are a go.

oh shit
youre insane

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Thanks! Made me kek hard

feed it your semen

I see where this thread is going.

Roll, also record it fucking around with the rock tied to it

THIS

sodomize yourself with it

give him a semen bath

he needs a protective layer to protect him in space

underrated post

this is the Sup Forums i remember

Mp4 to webm converter?

I was in the thread yesterday where you set one on fire i was the guy that said DO IT when you said you would put it in your mouth but not eat it

SEMEN BATH

Well im trying to get the old Sup Forums days back.. and OP is also a good Sup Forumsro

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godspeed

You are a based motherfucker, you are doing gods work Sup Forumsro and he smiles upon you eternally.

I like my trips

blast it with piss

Double trips checked

SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY

Lemmw go fap brother I got this.

am i about to be of in greatest thread of historys

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Send my regards to reddit.

Paint him with sharpie. Ninja cicada

yes

archive this

nah its a 7.8/10 until the space program is a go, then its a 9.2/10

Godspeed OP

yo op do this if its not too much of a hassle
luv ur shit, ure a madman