Redpill me on Finland and its saunas

Redpill me on Finland and its saunas

>wearing clothes in sauna

Do you guys actually go in naked?? Do you go with family, friends, whoever?

>finnish sauna
>swimwear in sauna
You need schooling in sauna

Is it true that saunas are the only place where Finns shed their human disguises and reveal their true forms?

Sure.

Seriously, doesn't apply everytime. We go to sauna with our family, then with friends, then with other finns in which case we won't bother each other.

All the foreigners I've taken to sauna have had at least a towel around their waist, and so did I at that time. But normally, no robes nor rags.

Being nude with others has nothing to do with it, it's all about the Sauna and bathing being a comfy thing.

ficken? i know in steam rooms it's rather difficult and even dangerous, but do you ficken outside? here for example it's pretty much a meme - gonna get some girls and go to sauna. high temperature makes everyone so meek

Oh man.
Once in a family meeting, long time ago, around 7 years, when I was 20-21. My cousins, around 30 to 18 years old, the 8 of us decided to fire up the lakeside Sauna and enjoy ourselves.

>A hot summer day
>None of us had swimwear
>My cousin, 24 brought her German boyfriend
>She said he should go with us
"Yeah sure, come on man"
>He went to get a towel and came in late
>His face when none of us have a towel or swimwear on
"Take that shit off!"
>We share beers, talk shit
>Suddenly the german guy goes all quiet
>We dont pay him no mind, he isnt used to sauna
>We keep drinking and laughing
>Suddenly the german guy falls head first on the floor
shitshitshit!
>We grab him by his arms and legs
>Quickly rush him outside
>Two of my older cousins rushes to the rest of our family and grabs the patio table
>we lay him on there
>We grab the forks, knives etc and lift his legs up so the blood
>I rush to get him some lemonade/sugar cubes to get his blood sugar up
>he shows signs of life
>Wakes up butt nakes on a table, with about 4 finnish guys beside him with forks and knives on their hands
his motherfucking face
>One of my younger cousins says
"We should call him "Jew", cant handle an oven"
>All that laughing

turns out my female cousin told him that "only a pussy leaves the sauna first"

I never saw him after that

why do westerners wear clothes in sauna? what gives?

What the fuck is wrong with this country

Noice

> 14V Be the first man
> Cousins cottage in Sipoo
> Cousins 14V and 16V, both tytyjä, both really nice and beautiful
> Spend the day talking nice, Kayden fungus, etc.
> Give yourself a good impression (I guess?)
> In the evening, sauna
> Nudity Natural asia, mixed sauna, But
> Penis already transferred the idea of a person in connection with cousins naked in presence of light to standby mode (no display but the size of the erection came briskly more)
> Saunokaa Very properly, and go to the ocean for a swim in the nude
> Vary in connection with cousins person's suggestive glances and smiles but no one said anything yet
> Both my cousins Parents get enough of massacres and go get some wine and light the grill
> Me and my two cousins Unbelievable sauna naked next to each other
> At this point kovettumakontrolli betrayed and heppini horror began to comment on the fact That cousins were 5/5
> Embarrassed and tried to cover up
> Cousins tirskuivat little but say that it does nothing, begin to present their own anatomical erikoisuuksiaan
> "You want to touch my tisseihin"
> Susanna approval and move towards KATTA tits
> "But you even tell I sit in the sun touch the egg?"
> Fsst tight place, ALA really know what to answer
> Suddenly Appears Isasi sauna
> Taal is now a state of emergency, a cousin of the girls menkääs fuck out of here
> Girls Discontinued cousin and the father of shit on the stove semikiinteät tarts
> You will twist your stomach lauteelle lying on the ground
> "Pasko on your back now, boy '
> Okay, Dad
> Shit ejektoituu your back
> Father rubs your back Against SITA and asks, "Do you like the boy you like"
> Well, if truth be told just so I would not terrifically
> "I'm not cold, I thought I'd like you Sä"
> NOT ever talk about paskaepisodista the context of the Father's person

> Penis already transferred the idea of a person in connection with cousins naked in presence of light to standby mode (no display but the size of the erection came briskly more)
Are finns too intelligent for mortal comprehension?

The traditional Finnish Sauna and the traditional Japanese Onsen are very close to each other both physically and spiritually. I have a fair amount of experience from both.

They are not for fighting nor sexual encounters. Especially latter one is, I think, a complete product of other cultures where the idea of common male and female nakedness Of Course leads to somekind of sexual encounter, or at least to a homotic dick measuring contest.

I heard German males and females go in the same Sauna/public bath over there.

go naked*

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> They are not for fighting
oh thanks for clarifying

I've heard this story before.

>We grab the forks, knives etc and lift his legs up so the blood
? Explain?

well meme'd, straight outta ylilauta

...

He just pasta'd an already cuck-memetic story from Ylilauta.

>We grab the forks, knives etc and lift his legs up so the blood rushes to his head.
Brainfarted there. We took the utensils so they wouldnt poke him in the back and lifted his legs, so his heart would pump the blood more efficient to his otherwise vertical body

I wrote the original here years ago.
Havent been to Ylilauta ever.

Could be one of my cousins though. Didnt think about that at first

Do boys and girls go naked together?

urm

err

no seggs in sauna bls :DDDDD

Yes.
Its common, even in some public saunas.
Those are kinda rare though.

Its most common amongst family and friends.
Usually women and children go first, enjoy the sauna while its not quite so hot.

Then the men have a turn while it has been heated up by the previous users.

At least that is the norm with my family and friends. There might be exceptions though

>I wrote the original here years ago.
>Havent been to Ylilauta ever.

Sorry, it just sounded so much like a homie.

And what do you know.

Do Finnish people shower before or after the sauna?

Yes. In my university, our department frequently organizes sauna evenings. We have access to three different locations where the actual saunas can take 75 Finns, or 30 foreigners. This is not a joke, unfortunately.

Obviously no foreign exchange student is never forced to go to sauna, because it's quite clear it's not like shotgunning a beer or Drink Drink Drink.

Some of them will eventually go for it. Some of them seem to feel extremely liberated like a newborn atheist (which is honestly a bit awkward), but most of them really look like they have just dropped off some unnecessary baggage. Because it simply wasn't anything bad.

Is it necessary to maintain a shaven genital area in order to be presentable for sauna?

Stop making sauna threads

Before in my case, and in most cases I know about. Especially wash your ass regions.

It is a good thing from the host to give each one their personal "pefletti", which is a small clean towel you sit on.

It is common practice to keep the sauna benches very clean.

If you necessarily want to be presentable with a maintained shaven genital area for sauna.

Where can I find sauna porn?

I want to be in one of those saunas some day, I've always been that guys that's very comfortable about his nudity.
I also want to go into one of those Japanese public baths, I dunno if it's socially acceptable for a foreigner to do any of those though.

How do you hide boners from hot cousins?
How do you keep creepy uncles from underage nieces?
How are you not embarassed by seeing your mother naked?
>Finnish banter

what a bizarre post

I see. That makes sense. I was trying to imagine what kind of deadly sauna magic would be cured by poking his legs with forks.

why do they look stoned
when its over 30ºC it must be pretty hard to get a boner