STOP right there!

STOP right there!

Prove you're not a muslim and you can enter the nightclub

fuck you John Cena doppelganger

no muslim can get trips so let me in

Allahu Akbar

ALLAHU AKBAR

SHIT

I am not a pedophile.

I did 9/11

I heart bacon

kek

I don't fuck animals or kids

Sure, buddy. Sure....

pale skin, curly hair, blue eyes, jew nose my name is very biblical

My cock doesn't smell like goat anus

I dont fuck goats so obviously not a muslim, keep up the good work good man

bring ham and bacon

By our legal standards, Mohammad was a pedophile.

One should be allowed to say that, right? But oh, I forgot. The cultural "enrichers" will kill you for doing so because right of free speech does not mean anything to them.

So, who pays first round?

Kahlua at bar!

I'm voting for trump.

My dick is uncut

I eat bacon

Here is my german passport

This is now a cringe thread

I had a pork tenderloin for lunch!

Sala malaykum

eye fucked a pig's corpse

I got trips

All my given names are of European origin, and I'm fair skinned. Now let me in.

My dick is not cut off

Allahu... Jesus. (PBUH)

I love B.L.T!!

I am a muslim :)

Can you get stoned for free in Afganistan?

I think football promotes atheism, do i pass?

Ever heard of a little thing called XFM? Used to spin some tracks back in the day with my mate. Probably heard of him? Ricky Gervais. Good guy. Good guy. You'd love him.