Legitimate question: Should people with a tiny penis be entitled to disability benefits / welfare?
>born with smaller feet so can't walk
>qualify for free money
>born with smaller hands so can't grip
>qualify for free money
>born with smaller cock so can't satisfy women
>no free money
Being able to satisfy someone sexually is a big part of a mans life, so why doesn't it qualify?
The disability is because people can't work, not because of a quality of life issue.
One of these things has nothing to do with working a job, which is what disability is about.
You can still work fine with a small dick.
Free euthanasia.
What if you're a male prostitute?
Because you can function just fine without a penis. Women do it all the time AND they're bleeding from theirs. Your tiny penis does not help you in the work force in any way.
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Then stop being a prostitute.
Can't work in porn, though. Someone with no feet can still do some work, too
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Then don't work in porn. Or if you do, just camwhore yourself with whatever woman wants you. There are women out there into that.
There's lots of small dicks in porn.
to be fair though women get all kinds of government benefits just for not having a penis
I think op has a point here
why the fuck would a dude care if he satisfies a woman. her body her job to satisfy it
Yeah but uour argument isnt for people with small dicks to get money its for people with small feet to not get money......
So, someone with no legs shouldn't get disability either, by your logic, though, because they can still work other jobs that don't require those extremities.
Like what?
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Because it does not have to do with jobs
Legitimate question: are you serious or just trolling, user?
yes, having a small dick is physically and mentally traumatizing and disabling
>Solution:
>Cut off feet
>Peel flesh from feet and inject into micropecker
>Stump your way onto a porn set
>???????
>Profit
I'm arguing logic, nigger. What's good for the goose should be good for the gander, right? If the logic to bar someone from disability money doesn't apply to another person just because it's a different extremity affected, then it's your logic that fails, not mine.
I'm just pointing out the double standard.
Having no legs severely limits you from MOST jobs.
Having a small dick only limits you from doing sex work.
What does it matter? Does the logic not stand? Let's discuss this.
not if their stumps unbearably and have to take medications that could put themselves or others at risk of injury or death
Sounds like discrimination, to me.
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Male prostitutes often receive.
>unbearably
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You can only get welfare if you haven't worked Social Security is for people that paid into you are also forced into buying a medical package after that's takein out monthly it's not enough to afford a one-room apartment or even feed yourself let alone good luck surviving
my blue balls ache, can I get benefit?
I guess you don't live in a civilized country where it's all free whether you've worked or not
But user, the psychological effects of the small penis are what is debilitating. Causing depression, anxiety, and listlessness that affects the person in everything they do.
what then?
Should I get benefits because my parents died when i was a child, causing depression?
Yeah, as soon as I start getting my check for my emotional pain from losing my cat
The problem is how do you define a small enough Penis to say it would cause negative mental effects.
Most men don't like their dick size, just how it is. So any guy that feels the same negative effects as a guy with a micro Penis despite not having a micro Penis wouldn't qualify and would by extension be discriminated against.
A solution could be giving a range of dick sizes, but the guy +0.0001 out of that range shall feel shit, so of all emotions are taken into play any kind of dick should receive benefits. As denying someone benefits would make them feel shit about their dick as it's not big enough + not small enough.
>Being able to satisfy someone sexually is a big part of a mans life
fucking lolz
But it's psychological, so someone with a normal penis might still get depressed, while someone with a micropenis might not give a fuck, so how can you balance that without the system turning to shit?
I'm playing a bit of devil's advocate here, just to show the absurdity of some of the disability shit that gets paid out. Lots of people here are on autism bux. Even though they could be normal if they wanted to.
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have you been prescribed painkillers for them? If yes, it might be considered
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Good question. I would advocate they're entitled to mental health services.
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op is a faggot
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Yeah, but only if you get branded as a microdick wearer. Tell me how much they'd need to pay you, to go through with this then.
Always a complete shitcascade of people falling for that shit. Let go, nigger, these memes have no real power in your life outside of what significance you place on it.
If you're really so bent out of shape and superstitious, read pic related and relax.
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Most of you people should become Catholic if you aren't already. You'd fit right in.
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I'm immune, nigger. Enjoy your false idols and superstitions
Yeah, you're right. I would have and I did that kind of shit when I was like 12, back on dailup on AOL 1.6 on a floppy disk, and then AOL banned me for sending spam email because I was forwarding everything I got out of fear of that crazy shit.
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kek. So mad