At work alone. Wat do

At work alone. Wat do

Cut your hnd off and bleed out on the floor.. Time stamp with the pictures please

beat off in the walk in

Cum I'm deep fryer and eat it.

do ur fucking work chap and dont be a lazy spic

Looks suspiciously like the meat department of a Giant Eagle. Yes/no?

Timestamp

I'm quitting or getting fired soon

Deli department

deep fry your Philosophy Degree scroll

time travel back and save hitler

make a giant meat sandwich and eat it. use fried potatoes as bread.

I knew I recognized those tiles and that trash can.

Hempfield store by chance?

start a big fire OP

Nah.

>need ways to quit btw

this

Pick up a phone and hit *(your store number) for intercom and go nuts. Make sure you clear out the valuable stuff from your locker beforehand.

Just work dude, stop waist your time on Internet

Steal cool yellow pale and flip everything over than you can, turn off all the clocks, unhook phones and shit like that

I don't need to. I have a microphone that goes directly to the store speakers

cum in that bucket

put your dick on something

69 confirmes it

Then I don't fucking know. Unplug the slicers, stick them on carts and crush them in a baler.

to quit smack bosses ass

winrar?

kill you family with a kitchen dildo

Really tempeted to rub dick on the ham

OP pls replicate Orlando shooting. if this didnt go into headlines in 1 hour, OP is a faggot

Please fuck the ham, I fucking beg you please fuck the ham

make a display in the case for tube steak and rest your dick in it.

await customers

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Can I get arrested for this? If not I'm for it

except op is always a fag

piss on the floor

True shiz, fuck if I know. Draw a giant pepe on the floor with ketchup or some shit

Lock the door. Chill in the break room for the next 8 hours. Use the excuse that you needed to shit and forgot to unlock if someone complains.

Write "Kot Blini" on the walls

jizz on the pizza dough
hot n ready my ass

Getting the ham

bump

What ham should I get, cooked, honey, etc...

Make a pizza and take it home.

when an order come, make naans or tacos instead of pizzas

This is a deli not a pizzaria dumbass

>at work alone. wat do
idk... work?

Start a fire Take a pic with same timestamp