Meeting Gary Kasparov tomorrow

meeting Gary Kasparov tomorrow
Trips decide what I say/do
Get going Sup Forumstards

Wanna play with my big black king?

Who gives a shit?

Tell him that he is a whiny bitch and should feel humble that a computer beat him.

Say: "Jerry, it's time for a gggame!"

'I fingered my poopchute thinking of this meeting last night. Here, smell.'

I once got a pawn in my urethra.

I licked my fingers before we shook hands.

I'M ON YOU NOW.

I had to ask a bunch of strangers on the internet what to say to you the night before. CHECK EM FUCKEN NERD

can i smell your butthole¿

can i smell your ass¿

ask of he thinks its racist white always get to go first

Where are you meeting him? For what reason are you meeting with him? I would be pretty excited since I play chess and I'm a fan of his games.

can i lick your anus?

This lmao

ask him the tips for winning any chess game

what is the best opening to use

Chesapeake military base, going w stepfather
He's also a Russian politician, v liberal, against putins administration
Hosting some sort of political talk

can i smell your anus?

Then at that point you say YOU have the best openings and give him your number.

can i taste your balls?

can i lick your escroto?

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Hi Jerry!

'I'll be in the second to left cubicle, five minutes. Bring your kings and bishops.'

roll

Rollin

WINRAR

I'm not leaving until I taste your warm salty cock-snot on my tonsils.

Hi Gary. I'm an unimaginative friendless cunt who couldn't think of how to address you so I decided to ask fags on the internet. I don't like pawns. Goodbye.

Lmao you are winner

winzip

double dubs, checked

God bless you user

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