Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Vigil, father.
Are thou here?

Best type moon claimed.

TUMBLING

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best suit girl claimed

Did you actually got mad because of that pasta?

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Oragami is cute

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Tohsaka back [spoiler]zed is a fun champion[/spoiler]
>Insert old man comment here

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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure.

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Did you ever eat plants?

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If Quads Kyouko lewds get

Is this /loli/?

ez

I don't remember eating a sarcastic asshole with a horrible sleep cycle either, user. Sometimes we eat stuff in our sleep though.
>Penny Claim.

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No.

Nice pic.

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I got you

I smoke 'em.

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If trips Kyouko get

It's so easy to counter zed. All I have to do is buy a zhonyas as adc and I'm set. Lmaoecksdee

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Doesn't mean he still isn't fun

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Old zed pleaser

What's with the influx of shit posters?

Rory-sama claimed

We're on Sup Forums.

bang

Such is life on Sup Forums, it'll pass as will all else.

Claimed

>That Syndra Irelia picture
Thank you based Syndra
>Old Zed pleaser
I think he'd be pleasing mr

Miho claimed

Heading to bed now night everyone.

Also if trips Kyouko is mine for the night.

Claimed

Gotcha, dont worry about it too much

Oh gotcha, then its probly just my bad memory

If Quads Kyouko get

Goodnight Miho.

3D is always trash.
>Especially this cancerous trash.

>rolling
Shiro?
Doing fine, slightly drunk
Kek


>playing OW at the moment

Goodnight miho darling

And every reply is already ded, great

Well, im gonna go to sleep too. Too tired for anything else.

Roll

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He's totally fun. I'm just mocking the average, majority of adc mains- yuck btw - who complain about him

Akiko claimed

>Yuno
Yeah, good luck getting help in soloQ
I usually play very objectively since no one else will fucking do it
You gotta carry yourself m8, it's a 1v6
My most played are Roadhog, Genji and Mei

SUP WAIFUS AND WEEBS.

>Hugs

sauce on the left one ive seen her before also nice arms on her

Rolling for Syndra

Yuukoooooooo

qt is best adc main

rolling for akiko

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Yeah his nerf actually did affect him alot you actually have to be able to hit all you shurikens to do damage now. That doesn't happen often with newer Zeds. When I do play against zed he feels like nothing more than a nuisance.
Rolling for Kyouko

it's a character that a pixiv artist draws.

Huuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeee

Rolling for old men pleaser.

my waifu

What would shiki want to do with the old man pleaser
>Rolling for strawberry

i like her seems like a cool character and umm she is hot dont tell esdeath i said that

Nighty night.

puking anime girl.jpg

my waif

Be her pimp, shiki is a yakuza after all.

yep

claiming, how's everyone?

Goodnight Homu. Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.

aids

That'd explain why I don't see many zeds. Haven't looked through all the patch notes.
Yoo, any more greentexts like the druggy "the throb" man?
I don't watch the show, but she got stabbed right?
She looks like candy store from non non biyori if she moved to the city and entered the club
Relaxing and hearing some hector lavoe. Usted?

Goodnight strangler

>yuuko

w-where is Kagami ;__; ?!

Who's asking?

someone ;__;

Nerfs hurt new zed players but people that actually put hours into learning him will still do good
Pretty good. You?
[spoiler]and let you get the money not a chance[/spoiler]

>Forgot pic

Someone who would want to post a waifu in next reply?

no u

Going to go eat some spaghetti, gotta go unfortunately

You know it, what are you up to today?

not bad, you?

Sadly no, nothing intestesting ever happened other than that. I wish i had more good ones like that

yuno clamed

do you have a link to the guys stuff or whatever it is called lol

>ITT : bronze scrubs talking how zed isnt broken as fuck after qss nerf.

dissapointing

Bitch you ain't getting a choice.

It's only good if mom makes it. Take it easy
If you do, keep us posted. It was fun to read and I actually saved the thing. That was a first
Can't agree more

maybe

It's story time with Uncle Liu!
Gather 'round kids:
>be me living at uni
> go for subway to pick up lunch before class
>down time, only 2 other people in there
>employee hears the bell and comes out from back
>9/10 skinny blonde
>holding her phone up to her ear but not talking
>i wait a bit and she gives me a look
>figure she's on hold and better order
>"Yo, I'll have a 6-inch BLT on italian and-"
>she cuts me off
>"Can't you see I'm on the fucking phone?"
>mfw
>wait for 2 minutes, 3 people got in line behind me
>finally she finishes listening to her phone
>"Alright what the hell do you want?"
>dat filename
>her mistake was bitching at me, a former subway employee
>time to fuck up her day
>order a footlong double-meat meat ball sub on honey wheat bread
>that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount of meatballs
>make her microwave that shit for 2 minutes
>she tries to use napkins to take it out so she's not burned
>fails miserably
>order all the veggies
>she tries to put a tiny bit of each kind on it
>make her double everything
>guy behind me is laughing his ass off
>bread is stretched completely open and tearing
>time to destroy this sandwich for sure
>ask for oil, tell her I'll say wheb she's used enough
>wait for her to stop on her own
>tell her to double that
>oil bottle is basically empty
>added an assortment of other sauces
>just picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best colors
>sandwich is 40% sauces
>she calls me an asshole and attempts to close it the damn thing
>sandwich immediately spews all of its contents onto her uniform, $200 jeans and $500 shoes
>she starts crying
>lean over the counter
>"I've changed my mind, I would like a 6-inch BLT on italian"

At least split the money with me :(
>Implying the banrate means anything
He has a 49% Winrate which is below average hes just annoying to play against

Hiya yuuki!

But you just copy and pasted this? Or did you actually take the time to type it from the image?

>implying most people are decent at league of legends

Tha-that- I heard that before. You're not goofing me. Post an og story from your life. You have to now
>Tristana

What i do.
Shitpost online and pretend like i'm being productive.

How's your bad self?

What?
>mi liu

Nice pasta.