Hey. About to take a shit. Any tips?

Hey. About to take a shit. Any tips?

upper deck'em n' check'em

Dont. Trust me. Keep it inside user... then when the time is right your body will know and do it for you.

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decked

Thanks for the tip mate. This shit goes out to you. Pic related, me shitting

Raise your heels and get a deep squat for better alignment. Don't force it. Wash your hands afterwards.

Nah but here's some trips

Close, user. Nice dubs anyways.

but those dubs spell Heil Hitlor...

If your shit is sticky and won't come out, Fist yourself

I'll be sure to give this a try. Thanks user

Try sitting on the toilet backwards some time, it improves efficiency.

Take your shit; clean out your ass; and I will give you more than just the tip. :)

Oh baby, give it to me good

>about to take a shit

Just be sure to put it back when you're done with it.

Hearing OP sbout taking shit made me want to take a shit
Do you guises wanna see results?

Yes please

this is the proper way apparently

This is what happens when the porcelain breaks and you fall back onto the toilet.

lol nuh-uh you fatass

sandnigger detected

Plz no bully