Today I become a wizard, Sup Forums

Today I become a wizard, Sup Forums.

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Trips, behold my newfound powers!

what??????????? Holy shit the trips

>never

30th bday?

WITNESSED

Teach me

Today op was not faggot

THE WIZARD HAS BLESSED US WITH HIS POWERS

Welcome, brother

Happy Birthday

Damn

checked. holy fuck

Happy bierthday, broski, nice trips

Enjoy your powers

Also, don't stop now! Keep pushing, my friend.

One day you will be among the most powerful lads upon this cursed earth!

Nigga...

Shit

wat

This thread is fucking cursed

Praise the trips!

What's going on in here!?

I don't want to believe

wizard powers is whats happening here user

spooky

Holy fucking wizard.

Darker are the powers of the Warlock

THE DARK MASTER HATH GRACED US WITH HIS DIVINE AND TERRIBLE PRESENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE ME, OH HIGH AND MIGHTY ONE!!!!!! I AM NOT WORTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What a time to be alive.

verified

ITT; mods

The games have only just begun

well fuck

I believe in magic.

Someone screenshot this for best of B

I've had sex, check my single

Classy escort wizard killers in Vegas. Cheap flights, expensive drinks.

Mighty Wizard, I beseech you, grant me the power of repeating digits

Omg Dubs

>off by one
WHY'VE YE FORSAKEN ME M'LORD

Grant me your wisdom and powers, O mighty savior!

This thread is blessed. You have my sword, new wizard.

O, great trips of truth, will I become a wizard?

BEHOLD MY DUBS

Buy a hooker. Bless her with your seed.

trips

who.... who are you?

user this is a stretch but are you aware that image is taken from a video of some Mongolian native or some shit doing some sick ass tribal vocals?

if so, please link that video. shit is cash.

Thank you wizardanon

EVIL THINGS!!!

Now that
Was something

BEHOLD

I think the wizard left.

OH SHIT

there can only be one

witness these

Are you a fat fuck or otherwise physically messed up?

If not, hope's never over. I actually did not have sex until 32. 37 now. Have been through 3 relationships since the first score and 2 of them were nymphomaniacs (I like sex and didn't think women would like it as much as I did. Turns out I was wrong. Although the downside I am finding is that women who are 30+ and single are probably single for a reason. The last one was thin, hot, loved sex all the time in every position but her life was a wreck and she was crazy. Not metaphorically crazy, but pills and doctors crazy. Did not work out...)

Alternatively, you're in prime cougar country if you don't mind milfs. That's not what I got into but I have had opportunities.

I really could have been married 3 times over by now if I wanted to marry a single mom with kids. I dunno if it's just this city or what but single moms are everywhere (and I don't mean black).

So close. You are most unworthy.

if a wizard has sex before 50, does he keep his powers?

Thank you

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It's a time to celebrate, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

off by one

Tell us your story grand wizard , how did you come to walk the path of non-poonanny?

tripsss

40 is the new standard or wizardry. 50 is Sage mode.

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You tell us

RRRRRAH

Teach me your ways, powerful wizard.

Non-wizard here to fuck it up.

I too am a wizard on this day BEHOLD

you've done a wonderful thing today, my friend. this kind of shit tickles my nature bone

>ywn be a wizard this powerful

Wuuuuut

Level 3 your can cast fireball if you study incantations. Will help you and your party progress a lot.

Your powers have arrived OP. Do you feel any different? I fear I'm going down your path. give me a sign to prevent it!

hold door

Hi

Teach me your ways Oh wise one

>be me
>go to all boys public school
>get bullied, mild abuse at home.
>hate self
>utter self loathing
>start doing hard drugs in senior year
>make friends for the first time ever
>enjoy life
>druggie girls are into me
>thinking about getting clean, some confidence has been found, drugs did their work
>get caught with 8grams at 19
>trial when im 20. 10 years in the pen.
>get out after 8
>hate self. do nothing with life. can't function.
>30th birthday rolls around. no friends, no family.

thats the story of my path to wizarddom

Oh great wizard I channel the into summoning dubs!

Check'em

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP PLEASE DI :^)

I have been bleesed.
I will sing this day to the gods

Oh great master! Soon I too shall join your ranks! I shall continue to train diligently until the time comes but until then I ask for your blessing!!!

Well fuck might as well roll

anyone got sauce on op's gif?

what the fuck.
WHAT
WHAT IS HAPPENING

Hail ,oh, Great Archmage!

the ascension

WOLOLO

Fuck man, that fucking sucks, are you planning on an hero-ing?

praise this thread.

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Only fucking 10 posts away from quads, of his third post, the other two being trips
And it's only his first day as a Wizard

His powers are already immediately obvious, but imagine what he will become in time

HE HAS ARISEN

Ye

mother of god

toasting in legendary bread

I'm too lethargic to even do that. but once i master my new powers, i think i may find myself a place in the world.

can you masterbait, and still be a wizard?