ITT: we are all on the same plane

ITT: we are all on the same plane

Allah Akbar

Alluh snackbar!

Look out for those towers!

la ak bur

can someone please help me connect to the wifi

Don't worry anons, neckbeard here with my trusty concealed handgun.
I will save the day!

I need to shit. I'll just get up from my window seat and ask the 2 dudes between me and the aisle to move their legs as I leave and come back. Oh, I also have IBS so this will happen multiple times during this flight.

WHO'S FUCKING KID IS CRYING!

sorry m8 this airline can't afford wifi

i already hit the little fucker what more do you want?

I want to fap in the lavatory once we reach altitude.

okay well then can you help me connect to the internet

*lights cigarette and orders vodka

Lock him in the bathroom or something. I'M TRYING TO ENJOY THIS GENERIC COMEDY STARRING ADAM SANDLER THAT'S ON ANY INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT BRO!

ALLAH AKHBAR
...I am your captain now...
*shows bombs strapped to chest*

"Are you ready?"

"Let's roll!"

...there is no internet...

I'm sorry sir, smoking is prohibited on this airline. I'm afriad you're going to have to ALLAH ACKBAR

WHO THE FUCK IS KICKING MY SEAT STOP IT YOU FUCK

There is no God...

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

Sorry, I'm lanky and these seats are only like 28 inches away from eachother. Tell you hwat, I'll get you a flask of vodka when we land in uh.... Where are we going, exactly?

I'm the guy Who's spending 30mins in the bathroom doing whatever I am upto

twin towers

Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?

I did this recently just so I could say I fapped while flying. Worth it.

*kchchck*
This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard Anairlines flight AA391. The current temperature is 72 degrees Fahrenheit and conditions are clear. We will be taking off shortly en route to our destination in hell. The flight will last an eternity and all the movies are directed by adam sandler. Rest assured, your possessions are not in the cargo hold and all the peanut pouches are impossible to open. Your welcome.

I'm cant stop this bone fueled by your sister's sexy french tipped toes. I'ma have to bust one under my sweater midflight. shit... the brownie's kicking in

BITCH!

I ordered a fucking VODKA!

Because we're experiencing cabin depressurization.

>Your welcome
Fucking fuck, you're welcome.

Stewardess oh Stewardess
Please sit on my face

how do i roll down the windows?

who wants to join me in the mile high club

does it matter that im a fag greasy neck beard?