How is Taytay so perfect?

How is Taytay so perfect?

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She's a conservative.

Tay>Grimes
Tay>Marina
Tay>Lauren
Tay>Bjork
Tay>Charli
Tay>Joanna
Tay>Bjork
Tay>Kate

I'm watching this and it's fucking amazing from start to finish, her voice, appearance, music and work she puts into her shows is amazing

TAYTAY

Introducing the best couple since humans started fucking eachother

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we prefer taetae here on Sup Forums

>we
fuck off

you know those gook bitches stink out of their mouths with all that disgusting food they eat in chingchongland

fugg off tayshits

Strong, coveted Aryan genes and a wealthy, privileged upbringing. The world was hers for the taking.

Taylor is the most superior female pop Artist, Both music wise and Looks wise

they smell of roses mate
also pic related is a superior singer

Lavren is a doll but Taylor is on a completely different level

this little don't-you-dare-shout-marry-me feminist shit troll would get bullied to tears by our aryan queen

does she ever show her butt y/n

Imagine now bad Tay must feel to be inferior to Tae

it's attached to the rest of her perfect body

>the ironing board

What pathetic percentage do you think that stinking gook has of taytay's enormous fanbase? 5? 10? lel it's probably less than that.

Ever notice how her outfits always disguise her lack of feminine child-bearing hips?
If you like Taylor Swift for any reason, you are a basic bitch and have shit taste in waifus.

No gooks allowed

No down syndrome allowed

What percentage of Taylor's market are her fans.
Probably 10-15%

What percentage of Taeyeon's market are her fans?
I'd say 80-90%

Unfortunately for Tay, her numbers don't make up for her in the looks department. Tae will always win at that

intimidated by the model-bodytype basement dwelling manlet? lmao

>daddy's money
>paid stylists
>paid PR people
>paid professional songwriters
>paid producers
Must be nice being able to create perfection

that bitch is cross-eyed, stay in your containment thread you foreign stinker

No, just not inclined to breed with them.

That's just a property enjoyed by all things Kanye creates, he can't help it.

Stay smol

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The cold hard facts about Taylor Swift:

>Taylor Alison Swift's father, Scott Kingsley Swift, was a financial advisor, and her mother, Andrea Gardner (née Finlay) Swift, was a homemaker who worked previously as a mutual fund marketing executive.[2]:1
Mommy and Daddy's money, father was a third generation stockbroker

> In 2003, Swift and her parents started working with New York-based music manager Dan Dymtrow. With his help, Swift modelled for Abercrombie & Fitch as part of their "Rising Stars" campaign
Groomed to be a model since she was a child.

>Swift worked with experienced Music Row songwriters such as Troy Verges, Brett Beavers, Brett James, Mac McAnally, and The Warren Brothers.[25][26] They began meeting for two-hour writing sessions every Tuesday afternoon after school.[28]
Tutored by proffessional songwriters

>Swift caught the attention of Scott Borchetta, a DreamWorks Records executive who was preparing to form his own independent record label, Big Machine Records. She became one of the first signings, and her father purchased a three percent stake in the fledgling company at an estimated cost of $120,000.
Mommy and Daddy literally bought the label so it would sign her.

>Scott Borchetta spent two years working as an independent promoter before working in promotion and artist development at several other record labels, including MCA Nashville Records, DreamWorks Nashville and Universal Music Nashville.[6]
>A different form of payola has been used by the record industry through the loophole of being able to pay a third party or independent record promoters ("indies"; not to be confused with independent record labels), who will then go and "promote" those songs to radio stations. Offering the radio stations "promotion payments," the independents get the songs that their clients, record companies, want on the playlists of radio stations around the country.
His job was literally to bribe radio, television and other media to play his label's music.

jelly?

She has NO ass
She has NO grace
This WHORE has an OK face

and now she's a one-woman $250 million+ dollar institution with no end in sight. pretty fucking sound investment if you ask me

face: 7
tits: 5
ass: 5
composite: 7
music: nice try

if you're wondering how she can have a 5 ass and 5 tits but still end up a 7 (borderline 8 with good makeup on) its because she benefits from nice proportions.

>you know those gook bitches stink out of their mouths with all that disgusting food they eat in chingchongland

This.

have fucked one pure gook and indeed oral hygiene was abysmal. One of the cleanest pussies I dun seen tho... if only she used a toothbrush more often.

Tay > Bjork

Stay wrong. You're not getting anything for christmas you miserable bastard.

>le epic rodent faced no arse slag twig lady
le perfect :^):^)

5 inch heels and latex would make even my ass look good.

what kind of a child is already thinking about christmas

most women are inferior to Tae

look at those man knees

It's next month

All this butthurt, you know Taytay and Klossie can beat up all the pathetic haters in this thread even if they went at them together right?

nothing man-ish about qtae you idiot

fuck off with your inferior asian nigger

funny how she dresses like an 80s crossdresser

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>talking shit about knees when your waifu has manfeet manshoulders and a manface

tayshitters everyone

I don't see you chink lover shitting up grimes her threads, what's you slant eye niggerlovers fucking problem

>Hitler's youth lookin ass
everyone here is into boypussy and she looks like an aryan trap so I guess that makes sense

the only resource taylor swift fans can muster is racism

truly sad

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but she isn't a fascist?

yfw the best candidate won

this bitch has smaller tits than grimes

>art is just simply an investment to be resold

>posts entire dissertation on how Taylor was a calculated, manufactured product
>"it's art!"
make up your mind

why are you basement dwellers jealous?
why be jealous of someone who's superior to you or your pathetic shit taste waifus in every way

This is now a Merry Taylor Christmas Thread!

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We're only jealous of her wealth desu

how can trips be so based

post more Chirstmas Taylors

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Her appearance is just as vanilla and boring as her music. You all have the most basic ass taste in women :/

>tfw ywn eat the shit out of Tay tay's ass

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oh look its pol invading again

all I need is one more shitpost in my thread to motivate me to ruin every kpop thread for the next six months

>i sure showed them by wasting my time for 6 months

>implying that anyone can ever be better than Grimes

tae>tay

This

>Tay>Marina
wrong

word.

eunb :(
rise :(
leonard :(

>Sup Forums likes a flat ass small chest blond bimbo tall freak

lol, such taste. Is this """patrician"""?

>lanky
>no tits
>no ass

She's literally a rodney trotter in makeup

Put her on a high protein diet and a serious strength training program and then I might consider her as a suitable mother for my children.
For now she can keep cuckolding all these soft ass actors or whatever.

I love you

>thinking literally JUST: The Female Artists is better than taylor

Fucking creepy kpop shits, please go back to your containment thread were you belong.

>shitty music
>looks like a bitch
>dumps boyfriends every 2 weeks and writes pity songs about it
>shitty music videos
>shitty music
How in the christ fuck is she perfect

hey manlets, guess who's back

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Worse than grimes, Bjork, Joanna

tfw not phased by all the bullying by inferior faggots

Music: 5/10
Looks: 8/10

you probably haven't even listened to her albums yet!

music: 10/10
looks: 10/10

How can I masturbate to her without thinking she looks like Donald Trump?

That should make your pussy wetter!

fuck she's cute.

I don't know how to cure your mental illness and general retardation

taylor swift is friends with a fucking supermodel and is literally hotter than her

she is a literal goddess

just masturbate to Trump instead that's what I do

she was a bully in highschool

purrfection

because she is a snek

because youre a low test faggot who likes women with boyish shapes

she literally doesnt have hips and her legs are tiny. probably gonna need a c-section when she births. 1/10.

>LE CONTRARIAN LEL