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mentally ill waifu edition

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cara

chvrches desu

man head

getting doxxed nearly made me kill myself
when /brit/ are your only friends and they bully you on a personal level it fucking hurts

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bit worried that i may be turning into a rorke

thoughts?

our dave

how do you pronounce her name

like sah-ra or ser-ah?

Haven't watched porn in years. Giz a good porn.

you can actually have a stroke from shitting too hard?

what the fuck

VAPID leftist CULTURAL marxist MILLENNIALS

who are you?

rekon I missed this doxxing

it's not got an h on the end so it's objectively the first one

same as sarah
sare-ah

Just got an email from this qt

She said she's an archaeologist who found a large deposit of minerals in the Democratic Republic of Congo, and I need to wire her $5,000 to get some shares in her startup mining company.

Payoff should be in the millions by next fall.

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correct

incorrect

stroke, heart attack, embolism, aneurysm

yeah, I mean its pretty obvious, when you squeeze dead hard you think that huge build up of blood pressure in your head is healthy? It's mostly fine when you're young but do that shit when your 50 and something just goes pop and you die

me and the missus happily married x

Does she have a pet eel?

do you pronounce zac and zach differently too?

knobheads

after they release alien covenant and its universally loved people are going to say that they loved prometheus too..

Rate my gains, lads.

it only changes vowel sounds mate :)

thats me??

hello boys

Matt Ludford

would drop you like a bad habit

any /oxbridge/ lads here?

you probably know who i am but i'm not going to reveal which one
just know that while it may be funny posting about it's extremely hurtful for the victim
and i'm supposed to be 'one of you'

just got my wank and nose tissues mixed up

might ride my bike right into a big fat comfy lorry haha

it's okay ludders, i enjoy your company and posts

hi

oh then you deserved it you dickhead
fuck off with your sense of community drivel

hey boy

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uuughhhh

KSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh snap
so what do you think "her" game is?

hmm
so you all want to bully me again, fine
haven't even done something against you so why do you carry on like this

Matty lad?

what the fuck is this

>The other Icelander is a underage manlet redditor

Should I call him out on reddit?

soooo ugh whats the story behind this

do you want to be my mate

shouldn't have been posting kpop then

the so called spins

i might be matty and i might not
stop trying to guess because i won't say

i literally wasn't joking mate sorry i know tone's hard to convey on here
feel better soon ludbud x

interesting image

what, you've never seen a man wallowing in his own shit, hugging a block of ice before?

that's a pillow not ice

i have not

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best store ever. its the black people version of Ross.

Did you take a break from /brit/ after getting doxxed? or did you keep posting to see if the posters were trying to ruin your life?

A naked man with a block of ice in front of his face

who got the /need for speed/?

Business idea: reverse reverse-psychology

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you purposely acted like a massive spastic for months on end for what reason I don't even know. And now you want sympathy?

You're a mong and knobhead

looks like the kind of photo that would come out of russia

THE PEE CEE LEFTEES

yeah haha
i think i read something before that iceland has the highest amount of redditors per capita

p.s i'm not one of those mongs that think reddit is completely shit

reddit is what you make it desu

>bullies and slags off his coworkers and people who apply for jobs at his bent call centre
>generally acts better than everyone else
>cries when he gets a bit of it back

pathetic runt this ludford chap

no

coke m8

Who is Matty? I missed this gimmick

recently doxxed this unsuspecting lad tonight only to realize he was a guy who was doxxed at an earlier point in time


lets order him a pizza heh..

t. THANKS KIND STRANGER :D

I have that EXACT keyboard

think he might be a heroin attack going into withdrawal as I'm pretty sure that causes massive and unpleasant heat fluctuations

>Did you take a break from /brit/ after getting doxxed?
yeah kind of although i was always checking my name in the archive

but then since i have nothing better to do with my time i've ended up here again, i just had to retire all my old gimmicks attributed to me and start new ones

hope it wasnt me x

30 year old arrogant runt who manages a call centre, wanks over plastic k-pop slopes, and unsuccessfully ran as a local council candidate for UKIP.

first two:
sad!
last one:
top bants

/brit/ gets exceptionally runty on the weekends

wish this ludford twat would shut up about himself the attention seeking cunt

heh, ill tell you later

that would also explain the shit on the floor i guess. But it looks like he's been there for a while

reddit hivemind is awful but specific niche topics there's no other better place on the internet

if you automatically dismiss reddit because of the leftie majority on the mainstream subs you're a mong

>think he might be a heroin attack

absolutely pathetic runt


you attention seeking faggot

they should invent computer screens that arent bad for your eyes

Matt is the only person who has been properly doxxed and mocked for a sustained period of time this year. Unless someone is LARPing as him then it's him.

sing us a song mr piano man

ludders was the kpop posting runt wasnt he?

I could heem you silly

had an actual dream once that i was a /brit/ meme, more of a nightmare really

I just wear gaming glasses to protect my eyes

Dog next door has been whining all morning, think hes hungry or something, is it my place to intervene?

think you might be a brain attack

hes a guy who was in an accident and went nuts because he had visions of hell


dont know if its true but it seems like it would match up


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Don't often see Korean pop posts anymore, do you?

callum and zac too

What's the part of the UK where you'd find the largest number of people with "Angloface"?

no :t

nope

if I looked like matthew ludford I might kill myself

Kids like one big pile of recessive genes lmao

i'm in your area