Write your dialy morning rutine until 12pm

Write your dialy morning rutine until 12pm.
>Wake up
>morning hygiene
>cigarette
>travel to work
>coffe
>newspapers
>Sup Forums/b/
>masturbation
>taking dump
>opening outlook
>slowly starting work
>suddenly 12

Wake up
Fap
Shower
Drive to work
Try to work
Come home
Eat dinner
Fuck the wife
Play with kid
Vidya/youtube/work if needed
Sleep

>>Wake up
>>Use toilet
>>Exercise
>>Start coffee
>>Shower
>>Breakfast and Sup Forums
>>Go to work
>>Going through the motions until 12 and beyond.

Wake up
Eat banana and have water
Take protein
Gym time
Go home or to the mall
Play video games til dinner
Eat with my gran
Shower
Video games
Go out around town with my friends until 1-3 AM
Jerk off
Sleep.

NEET life is the life for me

>Seven a.m
>waking up in the morning
>Gotta be fresh
>gotta go downstairs
>Gotta have my bowl
>gotta have cereal
>Seein' everything the time is goin'
>Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
>Gotta get down to the bus stop
>Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

>Kickin' in the front seat
>Sittin' in the back seat
>Gotta make my mind up
>Which seat can I take?

It's Friday

>wake up
>kill myself
>go to sleep
>try again tomorrow

>wake up
>play vidya
>cry
>go to sleep
>repeat

>wake up
>exercise in home gym with a friend
>shower/dress/groom
>make & eat breakfast
>chill on my patio and write 500-1k words toward the book I'm writing
>grab work bag, at the office

>wake up as gf is getting ready for work
>go back to sleep
>wake up hours later
>smoke bowl
>play video games
>smoke bowl
>eat
>video games

life is easy when you're getting that residual check

she must be sooooo happy with you

>Wake up whenever
>Eat shit food
>Dump
>Vidya
>Eat more
>Wank
>More Vidya

kekekekekekek

>wake up
>shower
>tea
>vidya/youtube
>dinner
>vidya/youtube
>eat somethin
>shower
>4chin
>sleep

End my life

...

You don't have a job :))))))
NEET

i have a huge dong and i cook so i dont hear any complaints

>cant wake up
>wake me up inside
>save me

Encrypted sould, access denied.

wake up
>12:30

Sleep

>wake up (6-8)
>cs:go
>eat
>csgo
>call gf
>csgo
>chores

>wake up
>hate myself
>get drunk
>pass out
>repeat

>wake up
>7am
>shower
>go to work
>eat a sandwich
>smoke
>work till 9pm

How's 7th grade going?

That's the way to do it fam

im omw to 11th grade lol

Nice

Wake up
Catch up on reddit in bed
Fap
Get up
Eat pb&j toast with coffee
Brush teeth and wash face and hair
Play some PC games or watch YouTube
Go gym and make some gains
Come home eat lunch
Quick shower
Go work at bar
Come home
Eat dinner
Go bed and watch YouTube till I fall asleep

>Wake up
>Piss
>Coffee or tea
>Browse Sup Forums
>Go to Work
>Come Home From work
>work out for a bit
>fap before shower
>watch TV or vidya
>make supper, eat
>Moar TV/vidya
>fap some more
>go to sleep

>continue sleeping until 3 pm
>consume cheap vodka
>jack off

i'm adulting all on my own

>wake up (or get out of bed if allnighter)
>get coffee no1
>take shower
>fap in shower
>eat and have second coffee
>fuck around for a few hours, usually vidya
>lunch
>go out if i'm feeling especially good, nap if allnighter, game if normal day
>do this until ~630
>help put out dinner
>eat
>game for 4ish hours
>snack time
>game until ~1am
>fap
>game until fall asleep
>repeat ad infinitum
god the neet life sucks, I need to take initiative one of these days.
do not listen to anons who say that "neet life best life"
it is hell on earth.

kek

>"wake up" after 2 hours of lying in bed. Still high.
>Make coffee.
>Smoke more ice.
>Leave for work.
>Sit at desk until noon working and dicking around.

Sounds depressingly monotonous and unfulfilling.

How do you fuckers spend so much time on video games anymore?

Yea like when i was a kid/teenager I could stay up all night playing video games.

But now that im 28 I can hardly get into them anymore, Id rather be doing something else.

They just dont grasp me or stimulate me anymore like they used to.

Wake up
Put in a good dip
Crack a cold one
Get dressed
And start the day

In which age it changed?

Yeah I hear you. After working 8 hours a day 5 days a week, my weekend consists of beers, feet up, some music, and hoping the next time I open my eyes isn't Monday.

>beer with dip in
what the fuck man, dip is always post-beer. always.
not him, but if you're socially fucktarded (like i am) its a good way to get that feeling of being out and doing something.
it just feeds the delusion that everything is fine, and without that delusion, we die.

It changed when I turned 25.

And I literally collect games, and dont even play them. I have vintage nintendo consoles and hundreds of games, gamecube, xbox 360, ps3 and ps4, and my pc.

On my pc i have tons of emulators and tons of roms.

I just walk by these things wishing i had the will to sit down and go on an adventure for hours, but i cannot.

Why not have a few drinks, hit a bar and talk to random people? You'll probably never seen them again and it's good practice.

last time i went to a bar and got drunk enough to loosen up i punched the shit out of a power pole and broke my knuckles.
so then i decided to start hitting it with random tools in my truck and ended up in the drunk tank.
so I don't go to bars.
but I might try the 4th of july block party soon.

>son wakes me up between 0500-0700
>change his nappie
>let him run around up stairs for a bit
>get up and take him down stairs
>coffee
>lil bit of weed
>coffee
>take son to playing with other kids
>play for 2 hours
>nap time from 11-12
>i normally sleep when he sleeps

so you masturbate at work?

You don't need to get drunk.
Have 2 beer, go to the bar, have one beer an hour. Talk to some people about random bullshit and learn how to converse. Leave when you realize you're getting a bit too buzzed.

yeah, i love it.., after that i feel more confortable

>Wake up 6am
>sit on bed corner, smoke one and take the obligatory Jack sip.
>brush teeth if time left
>drive bike to work
>smoke a pack of reds
>browse smartphone
>done with work, go back home, eat, throw up and get shitfaced.
>blackout

why throw up

A lot of people think its bad to drink in the morning, if you ask me, if you have nothing else to do, slamming 4 shots back to back and getting warm and fuzzy on the couch and taking a deep nap is wonderful.

Bonus points if there is a mid morning thunderstorm.

That way it feels like 7 am all day.

>sleep
>snooze through two hours of alarms
>wake up
>groggily browse FB
>shower
>sometimes eat
>leave

I'd take a wild guess and say from boozing 24/7, just stopped getting any help for it, I'm still functional and all but probably dead when I hit the 40

I kinda know this feeling. I still get into them, but it used to be an all-day thing and my attention span has been getting shorter until now it's like 2-4 hours tops. Eventually I'm sure I'll stop playing and just be a collector too.

A big part of my not playing is modding though, I'm never satisfied with a game.

Odd. I do the same thing but never throw up.
Weekends I go pretty hard, usually consisting of some drugs, but mostly drinking myself into a coma, wake up, immediately drinking until blackout again, repeat until sunday night where I try to recover for work on Monday.

My body isn't bouncing back anymore though. The hangovers last 2 to 3 days and I feel like absolute death.

Same, Iv modded SKYRIM so much, and i dont even play it. I just like making it looks pretty.

Pretty fucked up eh?

>Wake up
>Shower
>Go to work
>Browse email
>Respond email
>Talk with programmers about maintenance stuff
>Lunch
>Program

Thing is I'm constantly pretty much drunk so the only time I get kind of a hangover is when I'm at work. Thing is I can get early enough back home to get wasted again. I literally feel like I'm dying constantly and that's probably the case. Just slow suicide

>Wake up
>Grab jeans, socks, shoes
>piss
>change into jeans, socks, shoes
>flush
>wash hands
>make coffee
>make breakfest
>turn on computer
>relax until 8am or 10am depending on when I need to be into work.
>drive to work
>work from then on until about 5, so 12 is just kinda in there.

Wake up
Eat
Work
Home
Eat
Get a BJ (she's going through a diet and she belives my cum helps her, i'm not complaining)
Eat
Sleep
Inbetween browsing online

Wake up
Feed cats
Breakfast and youtube
Some exercise
Shower
Fap in shower
Make coffee
Work on computer and watch walking dead

>, wake up
>take medications and hopefully eat something simple
>lay in bed for several hours looking at wall
>try to find something to entertain me
>drink as evening goes on
>make small meal
>think about past things I liked
>continue drinking
>Skype twin if he's not busy
>apologize and take Ambien
>nod off of camera and hope tomorrow will be better

I've constantly (daily) drank since I became employed almost one year ago, have been drinking for probably close to 15 years. Although on weekdays I try to limit myself to 6 tall cans a night now. (almost 3 liters @ 5%)

What do you do for work if you don't mind me asking?

wake up
smoke cigarettes
hate my self
sleep
repeat

>Wake up at 11
>Fap & Sup Forums

Not as fucked up as me.
I've put over 300+ hours into the PC version and haven't even gotten past level 42 or even gotten past trapping the red dragon to get to alduin.
I keep finding new mods and wanting to restart because I keep getting closer and closer to being able to create my perfect medieval fantasy story.
Only thing I'm missing now is minor things like an easier way to make Onmund into a pretty femboi and a restoration equivalent of bound arrows so I can shoot sun arrows and make my versatile battle mage complete.

>to
Navy in a european country, we're not traveling that much tough and alcohol is a pretty big thing here

not him but i'm pretty much the same way.
its not daily for me, usually friday and monday, maybe wednesday i have a shower beer.
it doesn't do much to me because of my weight (not fat just a big dude) so its more of a taste thing.
every time i clean out my truck i find some kind of alcohol, drank or not.
sometimes i even carry a flask velcrod to the inside of my hard hat.
such is life as a excavator operator

I'm in Canada. Alcohol is expensive as fuck here and the reason I can't get a foothold in savings.

6 of shitty pabst blue ribbon? $11.25
26oz(750ml) vodka? ~$26
24 of Molson Canadian? $41.
If you want actual good beer, might as well take out a second mortgage.

Considering my size, my alcohol tolerance is pretty unreal. I'm 5'10, 125lbs and can drink any one of my friends under the table.

Excavator operator sounds pretty cool. Maybe not when you're wasted though, haha.

ehh, its not all that bad.
you do it long enough its second nature, just moving your hands.
as for your alcohol issue, I think you can brew your own there, correct?
sure its a high starting cost but you can really nail down the taste and proof of your drinks.

>wake up
>can't wake up

Yeah we can brew our own. Initial cost is high, but I guess in the long run it'd be worth it. Unless I fuck up a batch.
Seriously not looking forward to work; cue longest day ever.

I mainly drink Jack Daniels, 0,5-0,75liter a day, it's not cheap but I make pretty good cash and made some smart investments couple of years back.

>Wake up
>Look over at empty side of bed
>wonder if wife looked through phone or if I was just snoring too loud
>fap
>shower
>dump
>shower
>Brush teeth
>drive to commuter lot
>van pool for 1 hour
>walk in to work
>realize forgot badge
>sign in
>pull up laptop
>check outlook
>yell inside at stupid email
>go get breakfast
>come back to work
>get email that boss will be out... Again
>field phone calls
>ms excel the shit out of a report
>lunch

26$ for Vodka? Thats pretty expensive. I pay for it max 10$ (if it cost 10$ its the expensive one).
Beer cost 1$ or lower.
EUfag there

Nice; I've been meaning to speak with my work's accountant about doing something with my money so it actually grows.
I've been working on pic related all night. Lied in bed for 2 hours, got up, made coffee. Leaving for work in an hour. 8.5 hours at a desk, on payday, is going to be one fuck of a long day.

>shower
>dump
>shower

Kek

It's ridiculously expensive.
I've heard some people in the US can get vodka by the gallon, at fuckin' Costco for really cheap. I'd probably be dead if that were the case here.

>morning hygiene
>cigarette

Pick one you fucking disgusting cunt

oh yeah you can.
granted its basically jet fuel, but you can.
and if you have 5 grand you can buy an entire fucking barrel of that really nice crown too.
costco is a beacon of freedom

Wake
30 min drive to work
Eat breakfast watch espn
Morning computer work
Check out toolbox
9am union break
Tinker in the shop until 11
Eat lunch take nap until 1230

She fucks other guys
>life is easy when you're a cuck

We have a Costco here in Canada, but no alcohol. Ontario (where I'm at) actually just passed it so we can have beer in supermarkets.

Before, we had two places. The Beer Store, which crazily enough, you got your beer. Open 11am to 9pm on weekdays, 12pm-5pm on Sundays. For liquor, you had the LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario) which have the same times I believe. Once those were closed, you were fucked. Time to hit a bar and spend $6 per beer.

>wake up
>I'm fucked up
>my ex tryna make up

I invested in some construction companies in a growing city, living quite modesty + work so probably could afford the booze even in Canada.

wow what? you have to go to a special store and all?
shit, here in america you can walk in a fucking gas station and get like 2 or 3 dozen types of alcohol, liquor and beer alike

Yup. There's quite a few of them in the city though; I've lived in ~3 different places and I've always been within walking distance. The supermarket which just got beer is literally across the street from me, but my ID is cracked so they always make a big deal about serving me, even though my beard is grey, so I walk the extra 5 minutes to the beer store.

Nice!
Heh, you should check with Ontario's beer/lcbo when you get booze on what the price would be here, then for every bottle just throw the difference in savings into a bank account or something.

This cunt here.

wake up
anchor computer back to the ground

Wake
Decide to postpone decision one more day
put contacts in
Shower/piss
Dressed
Go to work
Stare at monitor until 830
Shit
Stare at monitor until 10
Masturbate
Stare at monitor until 1130
Lunch
Stare at monitor until time to go home
Go home
Try really hard not to kick all the damned neighborhood kids out of the house
Eat a mediocre meal cooked by spouse
Go to bed next to spouse feeling alone and untouched
Contemplate options between suicide and divorce
Determine to make decision tomorrow
Sleep

> wake up
> open monitors
> pee if have to
> wash teeth while watching what's happened during sleep
> wash mouth
> put some music on
> make some tea, and read news
> make a schedule for the day
> work

>wake up
>shower
>get dressed
>brush teeth
>do my hair
>get ready
>tie shoes
>leave the house

Then you just walk until noon then turn around and come back? Nice.

>wake up at 3am
>lay in bed until 4
>get in shower
>get dressed
>wait for ride
>get to work early
>sleep in truck
>6am start work
From there it's way more complicated and all I can say is I'm sick of smelling chemicals and burning laminate.

> 10:45am Woke up, fell out of bed.
> 10:50am Dragged a comb across my head.
>11:00am Found my way downstairs and drank a cup.
>11:25am And looking up I noticed I was late.
>11:27am Found my coat and grabbed my hat.
>11:29am Made the bus in seconds flat.
>11:45am Found my way upstairs and had a smoke.
>12:00pm Somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

>wake up
>pee
>get on the computer

>wake up
>bone 10/10 gf
>sculpt my ripped body in home gym
>fly to work in private chopper
>bang 10/10 secretary
>actually wake up
>cry
>shower
>steak and eggs for breakfast
>go to work

>wake up
>pee/poop/fap
>brush teeth
>go outside to smoke cigarette
>come back inside, watch porn, fap
>back outside, smoke another cigarette and weed (sometimes)
>come back in, more porn and fap
>take shower, get dressed, drive to work.

nice.

>wake up
>get dressed
>eat bowl of cereal
>go to work
>think about suicide
>get home
>go on the internet for an hour
>go to sleep

wake up
make the bed
shave, shower
dress
go to the gym
go to work
shower
start up the computers
get a coffee while the computers all start up
start work with overnight emails
mornos
meetings about stuff I already know because I proposed them
check the computers
more emails
check the computers
ID a high priority target and hit it with a JDAM
go to lunch

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