ITT:

ITT:
Racist jokes

I'll start

What do a nigger and an apple have in common.

They both look great hanging from a tree

What do you call a black version of the Flintstones?

Niggers

Why don't you run over a spick riding a bike?
>Might be your bike.
Why don't you run over a nigger riding a bike?
>Might be your nigger.

What's the difference between a hard working spook and Bigfoot?
>Bigfoot has been seen

How was breakdancing invented?
>nigger trying to steal hubcaps off a moving car

How do you keep a nigger from his food stamps?
>put them under his work boots.

What's the most confusing day in Brooklyn?
>Father's Day

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
>That's okay, neither have they.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Pizza doesnt scream in the oven

What do apples and niggers have in common?
They both hang in a tree in my back yard

What do you do when you see a nigger suffering in your back yard?
Stop laughing and shoot again

Whats the difference between a nigger and dog shit?
Dog shit even turns white and stops stinking

Whats red, white and blue and hangs in my tree?
A nigger, and you can paint yours any color you want

Whats the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork

What's the difference between a nigger and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family.

What's transparent and lies in the gutter?
A nigger with the shit kicked out of him.

Why do Jews have such large noses?
Because air is free.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
>Because he's black

why can't black people get work?
Because they're black

What's worse than a dead puppy?
>A living muslim

Nice trips

What's worse than 100 babies nailed to a tree?
>A baby nailed to 100 trees

I get broads in Atlanta

Why do jews have such big noses?

Because air is free.

i never understood this joke.
seems to me like 100 dead babies would be worse than one humorously mutilated one.

What part of a nigger is white?

Its owner.

>implying niggers could reach that level of civilization

Brooklyn isn't black you'd be thinking of queens Brooklyn is full of spics

That's not worse that's a serial killer without time-management skills


Why did NYC get rid of mounted cops?

>negresses are monkeys trained to fuck the biggest dick around

What's the worst thing you can call a black guy?

Starts with N and ends with R...?

>Neighbor

Why are black people's palms white?
>Everyone has some good in them.

its a stupid re-written joke. by someone who clearly missed the point of the original one

for the record, the original one was:

whats worse than a baby in a garbage bin ?
>a baby in two garbage bin

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

>Crime stoppers

OP.

A black man walks into a bar, and says, "ouch, nigga. dis da white man's fault."

Why didn't the Jews fight in ww2?
>they were camping.

How did Hitler's children die?
>wrong train to grandma.

What'd you call a Muslim on the moon?
>one less problem.

What'd you call all Muslims on the moon?
>problem solved.

What's the most popular mothersday gift in Turkey?
>razor blades.

When should you NOT spit in a Muslima's face?
> when her moustache is on fire.

What's the only situation you should ever wink to a nigger?
>when looking through a scope.


A muslim walks into a gay club. The barman asks "what can I get you?"
"50 shots"

Why did the nigger cross the road?
>to steal your bike

Why did the muslim cross the road?
>to steal your bike

What did the muslim say to the cashier?
>nobody knows, the scum doesn't want to learn our language.

Omar "Queen killing-machine" Mateen

Omar "pristine AR-15" Mateen

Why hasn't France removed the blue and red out of their flag yet?

French cars go faster in reverse

Americans are fat and stupid.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
>1. To hire a Mexican.

Immigrants are too lazy to work, immigrants are stealing our jobs.

The Father's Day joke could go either way rothers nigs or spics because both races dads are usually absent

i think it went more like

whats worse than one dead baby in a garbage can?
one dead baby in ten garbage cans.

roses are red
violets are blue
i just raped a nigger baby and now its
blue too

What's the difference between a run-over cat, and a run-over nigger?
>people didn't hit the brakes for the nigger.

What do you call a nigger in a hot-air baloon?
>air pollution.

What do you call a muslim in a hot-air balloon?
>Hindenburg

Why did the muslim have to walk home from work?
>because he blew up the car at the mall.

Why did the white man walk home from work?
>because a nigger stole his car

>why did the nigger had to walk home from work?
>since when do niggers work?

A nigger is sitting in the chimp cage at the zoo.

A chimp walks up to him. "Hey man, what are you in for?"

The nigger looks at him. "Is da craziest thang homie, I wuz walkin in da zoo minin my own dang biznizz..."

"Keeper, keeper!!" The chimp cries and shakes the bars. "There's a nigger in the cage!!"

What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy?

Hey kid, want to buy some candy?