/éire/

Irish anime edition

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>They couldn't hope to cope with these speed demons
Yet St. Gloriana rarely deploys their faster tanks due to the influence of the alumni in what tanks the senshado team can field. They have Cromwells, Tortoises, and even a Black Prince, but can't field them due to the preference of past pupils for using the tanks that they fought with.

Those who watch anime are less Irish than those who do not

>tfw live in carlow

Why is rural ireland so shit?

>tfw live in antrim

Why is unionist Ireland so perfect?

Still better than living in Dublin.

>british gun
>japanese girl
The requirements for being Irish seem to fall lower with each passing day.

did you finger Saoirse Ronan?

nah, I'm a buttpirate

bit gay

Been sitting on the toilet for an hour smoking rollies and shit posting

I like to sit naked on the toilet with the lights off, pretty comfy

That sounds a little strange. Bollock naked?

I get naked the odd time and it's comfy, I don't turn the lights off though.

>tfw no average irish gf
This is my favorite picture of Saoirse, I hope you enjoy it

Why don't you go out to an Irish bar and find average looking Irish tourist?

I just wanna see some Comets and Cromwell tullips before the show ends

There's none in my country and I doubt it'd be attractive, interesting or sober enough for an average irish tourist

yep

Those who identify with Celts are more Irish than the Irish

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Scotland is an Anglo country

On a cold and grey chicago morn...

*city, *I'd

>There's none in my country
>in France
You're joking, right? Everything bigger than a small town in France has at least 1 Irish bar.

Anyone have the Celts vs anglos meme pic?

>british girl
>american uniform
delet

You faggots who post Anime will probably never ever get the touch of a woman.

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we got at least one in my city he isn't lying

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>tfw no bonnie irish lass

i bought a hat from killarney ireland at irish fest two and a half months ago. when can i emigrate?

Those who use the phrase "Those who X are more Irish than those who do not" are more Irish than those who say " Those who X are less Irish than those who do not"

Bumping the fucking shite out this fucker. 6 am mother fucker

Bumping this fuck again

why is this called /éire/ when you don't speak Irish?

Labhraím í, agus tá Gaeilge líofa agam.
But a lot of people on éire in particular don't speak it. It's just how that statistic works.

GOOD MORNING BOYS

Imigh leat, a Óinseach.

>a lot of people
well, we aren't the regular cuck, are we? so why don't you speak irish here? and don't be rude. I like Ireland, i just want it to be more... Irish.

>and don't be rude
You ask the question at least once a day, gypsy. You're not asking to ask, you're asking because you want to provoke a reaction.

who here /InDeNiall/?

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Problem?

Will take a gander to the shops lads, d'ye want anything? (no swiss yanks incl.)

spending christmas eve alone not feeling it lads

Morning lads

With family and God in your heart you're never alone lad

Just go to a doctor at this stage, man. Ask about MAOIs.
If not, talk to someone.

Can you imagine the raw sexual energy emanating from a hungry Sersh? She sees you walking home with a takeaway curry cheese chip. Her mouth salivates with each bite you take until she's visibly drooling. Suddenly she can't contain herself and waddles towards you. She grabs the box out your hands and wolfs them down, often forgetting to chew. Before you can even comprehend what's happened she's already finished, and wanting more. She tries sucking the curry stained on her jumper but it's not enough. Then she looks at you. Her eyes fixed on your curry cheese covered fingers. She grabs your hands with full force and starts licking them sensually. Her eyes are flickering and she's already moaning. Before long she can't even stand anymore. She falls to her knees, still keeping a deathgrip on those delicious fingers of yours. You try to break free but she's too strong. You're also afraid if she falls over her colossal weight will crush your legs to powder. Suddenly you're being dragged down. Before long she's stuck your hand down into her leggings and you can feel her moist warm interior. At this point this is happening whether you want it or not so you decide to go along with it. Her hairy cunt makes you itch but you don't care. She makes no effort to hide her pleasure. Surely people inside their homes are now listening to sound of Saoirse Ronan orgasming on the street. She's so loud she drowns out the music being played in the nearby underage disco. Her crotch is soaking wet and it's clear her body can't take much more. She lets out one final joyous roar and collapses on the footpath. You wipe your hand on her jumper and give it a sniff. Still smells of curry cheese chips.

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

this is what escorts are for.

xDD

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Merry Christmas dear irish lads.

What will you be drinking tonight lads

Baileys is a Christmas classic

>drinking between the 23rd and the 26th

wine as always for christmas

Merry Christmas Lapland!

Coke, it's Christmas after all.

Better be mulled

>Christcucks

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He's pretty based, yeah.

Ná bac leis an ngiofóg sin. Fág sa dumpa ina bhfuil sé é.

What about your family and friends?

>friends

Might go out to get me grandad a few scratch cards

normal wine amd ,mulled wine to go with the dessert

I'm sorry, lad. If you put yourself out there, I bet you can make friends. Maybe do a course or something.

Awful present you should be shamed.

He doesn't read, my mother is already getting him clothes.

What else is there?

Does he smoke?

No, he's been a pioneer all his life.

get him some expensive alcohol

>wanting a pioneer to break his pledge
I thought you were supposed to be Christian.

hope mam bought this in time for christmas tomorrow

get him some expensive orange juice then

Thought the chapter where she started ranting about the Jews was a bit much

/Queen of eire/

Ugly bitch.

>tfw no gf at Christmas

>he wants a cucked Galway gf

total enc girl

>Galway's hat calling anyone else cucked

Had a lad in the pub tell me Galway is great because of how multicultural it is and how easy it is to get weed there

Wasn't impressed at all

>Galway
>multicultural
City lad, ignore him.

I visited my relatives in Galway and it was 100% white, although the countryside was really really poor (Having to buy your gas in a can... then bring it up to your little mountain village... wtf)

Doesn't seem like Ireland has been hit with UK levels of multiculti yet, you've definitely got some in store for you though. Even worse than England with regards to media bias.

>inb4 the dublinposter returns

>Having to buy your gas in a can... then bring it up to your little mountain village

That's how rural people live, lad. It was weird as hell. They don't have gas pipes, they buy it in these propane tanks.

>tfw the Nigerians in Galway city and disappear after getting their citizenship after 8 years

>tfw they literally all move to england

They also had to carry the dead by hand in their coffins up to the graveyard on the top of the hill, outside the village. And it was legitimately steeper than 45 degrees at some points.

>>tfw they literally all move to england

How far west did you go? Or are you making shit up? I live in Connemara and there's two petrol stations in the village.

>carry the dead by hand in their coffins
As opposed to driving the hearse straight up to the grave and dumping them out?

>Irish
>white

be gone, eternal Saxon

>being too weak to carry a coffin
Weak shouldered townie.

>How far west did you go? Or are you making shit up? I live in Connemara and there's two petrol stations in the village.
By village, I mean one of them had legitimately one house and a few buildings, and the other had about five to ten old brick houses with log fires, and it was populated by farmers. Most of them elderly people.

Nier is fun

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>that Mayweather callout

wew

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Why is she holding a cup of tea lying down in bed? And why is the cup so small?