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/brit/ - The 2017 Virgin Edition
Hyvä joulua xDdddd
>people born after the 2000 have had sex and i havent
lol hahaha
kill me
cheese and onion or salt and vinegar?
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looking forward to /germangf2017/
whats the latest news on Tim?
fuck off hun lover
He's getting ready to run the country in 2020 lad
I have 3 days to lose my virginity otherwise I'll be Wizard lvl 27
ahhhh yesss hmmmm Theresa May
or as i prefer to call her, Theresa Won't
alri grandad
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Somewhere out there, somebody is 30 and lonely.
Be careful lad, the repel spell becomes an active passive at lvl 30.
proper gay
Yeah iphones are shit aye
What is the mist disgusting name for a vagina that you have ever heard?
If you haven't lost your virginity in your teens, it's literally too late for you
We posting in this thread then
your name
heard an old german gf say cut once
cringed so hard i never spoke to her again
ham wallet
a hippo's yawn
gotta be "vulva"
meds aren't working, doctor doesn't want to try anything more severe aha
Axe wound
Beef curtains
Dangling ham
Wizard's sleeve
Top of a melted welly
Minge.
What kinds of Christmas traditions do you lads have?
my family just has some basic ones, open one gift on Christmas eve and such.
Need a smooth english twink bf pronto
What've you lads bought for the family?
>Mum: nice soap from an artisan store
>Dad: Some craft beer and car cleaning supplies
>Little Brother: A nice shirt from a high-end store
>Wife: 2 tickets for a cruise around French Polynesia for her and her bf
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Bought some Pokemon cards for my wife's son
Little rascal loves those cubones
>Mum: some things shes been wanting for a while (dont want to spoil it in case shes reading!)
>Dad: a new knife hes been wanting
>Sister: Hope she dies
>GF:
>implying
>Sister: Hope she dies
ummm...
Are restaurants open on Christmas?
some are, here theres a lot of chinese places still open.
dont know if theres a lot of chinese places there, but if its a legit one run my chinamen then it should be open.
Hope someone gets me that for Christmas
nandos
Anyone here have really shit parents?
nah
whats it like?
yea, they only let me get on Sup Forums for like one hour tonight
>having parents
fuck off norman
Nope, best parents anyone could ask for here
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Elena radionova
HAHAH LE YANK REDDIT MEME XD
dont get this, should have posted it earlier.
rnh should start at 2am and END at 4:59am since wagies wake up between 5am and 7am.
yeah I was late
Could hang someone pretty easily
I'd like to hang out the back of you if you know what I mean. ;)
NEW
NEW
Bit early m8
no thanks lad xx
You'll take the D and you'll enjoy it.
Reminder you're all ants in a colony, nothing more. Your life nor death matter. The colony lives on.
bang the 190kg master runt instead
I'll bang you, then your mum, then your dad, then any other runt that gets in my way
Long life to Stuart House!!!
gonna be too tired by then
dog bless
I can't sleep
I might go for a walk
Why are there two threads
Should I celebrate Christmas with my family or with my friends?
family
both
t. had a party with friends 2 days ago and christmas tomorrow
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>people born after 2005 have had their first kiss and i haven't
discovering the dark side of music
yea man, bob dylan, wow, not too many have went down that road.
i fucking hate gash
axe wound is also pretty bad
>Tfw Christmas tomorrow
>Forgot the turkey
What do lads?
no, mum's a bit mentally unstable but she's also very supportive.
never lived with my dad for more than 3 weeks at a time so i don't have a great grasp on who he is, but he's always very forgiving when i fuck up
uhm hipsters out please and thanks
buy a few rotisserie chickens and make chicken alfredo
you fucking shithead jeremy
last 2 episodes of the grand tour have been pretty good all things considered, all thats left to do is cut "LE AMERICAN XD" and "LE CELEBRITIES DYING XDDDD" bits.
the bit with the mustang wasn't very good
Hmmmmm
as a Japanese, cute gay is acceptable
agreed, was still miles better than the other """skits""""" they did in the past episodes.
who else is watching anime of the season?
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
ah yes
lets go hiking in Afghanistan with our young kids to show how tolerant we are
>The couple has been held by the Haqqani network, a Taliban faction, which seized them in late 2012 as they were backpacking in Wardak Province, an insurgent stronghold near Kabul. Ms. Coleman was pregnant at the time with their first child.
if they're ever freed they need to be punished for disregarded their child's safety so badly
anyone remember the cuckio meme
/wsg/ is the best board int erms of comments
consistently very amusing
why on -earth- would you do this
why hello there reddit!
buy a frozen one and leave it in the fridge
does that mean they had another child in captivity? ffs
new
the child wasn't born at that time, so it was just a clump of cells
69011160
XDD love leafs, they are by far the best posters here
>this is what leftards actually believe
she clearly intended to carry to full term so this isn't an abortion argument
it doesn't matter what she intended, if a child is unborn it is just a clump of cells
>The video, uploaded to YouTube on Monday, shows Canadian Joshua Boyle and American Caitlan Coleman and their two children, who were born in captivity, pleading with their governments to negotiate with their captors.
>Coleman described “the Kafkaesque nightmare in which we find ourselves” after being held in captivity since 2012, when they were kidnapped while backpacking in northern Afghanistan.
and you're not just a clump of cells?
trudeau will have none of this. muslims are tolerant and moral people who would never do such a thing
i am. its why punishing murder is illogical. who cares if a collection of molecules interacts with another collection of molecules. 'care' is reducible to molecules in the brain anyway.
lol even worse they went immediately after the allied forces pulled out.
what morons
why do people do this? there are plenty of other "exciting" areas that look exactly the same, like Eastern China
having a Kafkaesque wank