ITT: We all live in the same house

ITT: We all live in the same house
you know the drill

Also whos 11 year old is in the basement. I think she is rotting

this is getting old. ever since /diy/ re-wired the house ive been shocked 4 times

I think Im getting arrested today guys dont open the door.

If i dont get 30 (YOU)s im gonna take a shit in the pool

Hey user, there's someone at the door for you.

Grabs Ak-47

duck

Oh shi-

*ducks*

You better not faggit. I had to clean it last time

WHO LEFT THEIR FUCKING CUMBOX OUT FOR ME TO STEP IN

If anyone wants any drugs let me know I'm heading out to re-up

i take some date rape and some heroine

Standard Tuesday night then huh?

who the fuck keeps putting the toilet paper roll backwards

why do you care get out of my bathroom... its not my fault you clogged your toilet

Hey guys I brought some friends for dinner.

you werent complaining when you ate all my chicken tendies

Welcome friends any friend of user's is a friend here

WHO THE FUCK ATE MY CHILLI FRIES. my mum made us cupcakes btw

If anyone needes me I'll be in my room drinking myself to sleep. I'm drinking captain Morgan if anyone is intrested.

Dude fuck that, lets play halo.

Hay Guyz!! please keep your pets in your own rooms. My son was playing by the lagoon and now I cannot find him.

ill be right there user

You finaly got a second controler ?

I decided to take over the basement, now turns into a hitler night club. 11 year old is in the kitchen underneath the table.

Why is there a doll head in the kitchen sink?? It freaked out the help she ran out screaming

*knocks over the Chocolate Milk* AS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR FAGGOTRY, I WILL CRUSH YOUR ONLY HOPE.

mmm good, im hungry, who we cooking first

dude i told you to buy one with user's mom's credit card.

I just did a poop.

I'm the one who has been drinking the milk straight from the gallon.

I'm walking around naked, deal with it

ALRIGHT, TIME TO PAY THE BILLS FAGGOTS

"oh look ops mom" *gang bang begins*

nah fam, I threatened the landlord and his family, we have some wiggle room

Did you man? Are you sure I wasnt piss poor drunk at the time?

Ive been cumming it it daily

happening

looks like we both benefited.

Who the fuck spilled goddamn lucky charms all over the floor again? That shit's expensive, quit wasting it.

If anyone wants me then I'll be curled up on my bed, in the fetal position, sobbing to myself softly

Anyone gonna eat the rest of that ?
-points at 11 year old-

I gotta sift through all that shit grain to find MAH MARSHMELLOWS

Holy fuck its my diploma, not fucking toilet paper. user go fuck yourself. AND YOU'RE CLEANING IT UP

DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD YOU NIGGER!

I licked it! Its mine now!

I GOT NETFLIX LET'S WATCH HOUSE OF CARDS LETS GOOOOOOO.

shut your door this time last time i cringed so hard it took a week to get the look off my face

Do you want some bbq sauce with her then? We could share...

*masturbates calmly in the corner*

*Looks slowly up at you and masturbates back, only more furiously*

I see some negros next door I am PISSED

*makes prolonged eye contact*

GET ME MAH SHOTGUN

Take my shotgun and take em out my g

Its fine man i just ordered a fresh one.

I think tumblr sent us some pizzas bros

*Stares back, waiting for your next move, hand still cupping my nuts*

This guy is wandering around the house, asking everyone to rate him

Cheers, I hope you ordered only white 7 years olds mang, we don't need niggers and spics as food

If you want mini marshmallows so bad just buy mini fucking marshmallows. You are TEARING THIS FAMILY APART, user

STOP YELLING YOU FAGGOT NOW EAT A FUCKING INFANT INSTEAD OF FUCKING MARSHMALLOWS.

stop yelling at him!!!!! I cant take this marshmallow fight every night its the same...Im g

OH SHIT GUYS, UMM.... THE HOUSE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!!! I JUST WANTED TO MAKR SOME SOUP!

GUYS Im moving to the netherlands. i heard weed is legal there.

FAGGOTS!!

good i had evidence of a serious crime in that wing

Hey, atleast we won't need to pay for heating

*moves over and stands next to bed*

I'm jacking off on everything I want. Starting with neckbeard's gaming computer.

*Leans in to whisper distance*

White 10 year old girl for me but i got a chubby 8 yr old boy for user

rollin a fat blunt by the pool, who's matching?
also someone please grab my cigs from the kitchen ty

*cums on your face, runs out laughing*

I can't take this shit, user. He lives under our roof and all he does is jack off to anime and spill out cereal. user needs to get his life together or I will kick him out by the end of the month.

We have enough autists living with us as is.

fuck you user you shouldn't have shot the fucking maid enjoy getting your own shit

>john's pouring jagermeister on the fire
why do we let this guy sleep here

Eh, they ran out of 7 year old girls again? Fine, who's up for some kung pao chicken ? I'll use the boy instead of chicken tho

Anybody want to help me murder our slavic neighbors? All I have is a plastic toothbrush that has the handle sharpened into a shank

*Cries even more*

Walk in on you guys and stares furiously between the two

OH SHIT GUYS!!! THE FUCKING COPS ARE HERE AT OUR FRONT DOOR, GET RID OF ALL OUR ILLEGAL SHIT AND DRUGS!

D:

If the cops come by again I'm tossing you out the fucking window.

...

HE CAME ON ME!

LOAD EM UP BOYS, WE HAVE A WAR ON OUR HANDS

Fuck that fam, who's up for a great prank?

Knock all u want fgts I'm not done til I'm done.

Gonna go smoke some PCP with the dead bitch in the basement... Anyone up for some heroin and watching?

fuck I told you not to open the door today.... ok i got attic windows covered..just need to get that fat fuck brian out of there

sorry user, it was just a prank Sup Forumsro

>Updown court, windlesham, surrey – $ 139 million (€ 103 million)
This is a huge, California-style mansion located in the village of Windlesham, Surrey, just 40 minutes away from London. It consists of 4 floors, decorated with 24 carat gold leaf tiles. It has 2 guest houses with nine bedroom suites and nine bathrooms. This gigantic mansion is larger than the two royal residences the Hampton Court Palace and Buckingham Palace put together.

Nice pick user.

:'( I'm moving!!

Could be fun, but lemme finish cooking the 8 y/o kid, yea?

hope you weren't in the firing line

at least someone in the house thanked me

everyone died the end

God knows we'd destroy it in a day.

>throws pocket sand
RUN GUYS ILL HOLD THEM OFF!!!

Hey I cooked crystal Meth and kung pao 8 year old to thank you