Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Pretty please?

Still here

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pranks

I still have standards trips or no deal

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>I still have standards

Omg Hundred was so good I cant wait for the next episode! Watching twin star Exorcist right now neva seen this shit. Wasssup Esdeath

Best claim.

It is like 18°C.

anyone want to help me derail the feels thread pretty plzzz

Yuuko-nee

I had forgotten Homu actually wears glasses. Chalk one up for the powerful bespectacled beauties!

Not saying there's anything wrong with that! Sometimes a waifu isn't very well known and you gotta do what you gotta do. Akiko knows.

Not really. It prevents you from being looked at as a pasty white tourist and prevents sunburn.

But its still my soul

youtube.com/watch?v=GvthzbBFCmE

Obligatory "I'm on the OP!"

Mumei claim
> If I told you would you sit on it
> very probably

Still here


The only place for me to swim is a sketchy river inhabited by stoners and rednecks. I want to go back to Florida sometime.

hello friend

ruri

You put your balls in people's faces for money don't even

Claimed

oops hello friend was not meant for me

I probably won't go very far into the state since everyone there is a fucking maniac. But yeah, I wouldnt mind once every ten years.

It's just a thread.

You should probably watch Re:Zero
It's pretty darn good. About a guy who got into a fantasy world and travels back in time when he dies.

ah, i see. Well, I'd like to be seen as a tourist though. But then again, I don't like to get a tan.

Great! Then sit down. That chair over there is up. Let's talk about something.
What are your hobbies?

booty bounce pop

How so? I will fight for you

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>Mirai

No and why?
And you please old men for money.

R u a fag
Is srs question

Stop being such an autistic faggot.

hello everyone.

I second this

We have that much in common then

I went to St. Augustine a few years back and it was super nice. I'm going to Gulf Shores in Alabama later in the summer.

Hmm I like drawing in off time like silly doodles and stuff. I appreciate people who know that life is nothing special but should be appreciated.
> I am currently talking to a PlayStation rep about a refund because even after gamestop wipes your info you can still be charged..

however you feel porn scat whatever

pissed me off

fuck off i dont need this

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Alrighty then turkey time.

>was just a normal day i suppose
>I live in Wisconsin so turkeys are pretty abundant around here.
>well we work next to a small green house/corn field.
>well some of the neighbor kids decided to take some old corn cobs and throw them up on our roof.
>I went out and yelled at them "this is Mah work, yall leave!!" Minus the drawl
>the scurry away but about a half hour later this guy comes on with a flabbergasted look.
>what's the look for sir?
>"well I never thought turkeys could fly, but I guess they can"
>wut.jpg
>so he leaves and I follow him out and look up.
>there were 5 full grown turkeys on the roof of my work.
>hory sheet
> they kept sliding off the slope and flying back up to get the cobs the kids threw up there.
>clumsiest birds i ever did see
>so I go back in to help more customers, all who were gawking at the scene of these giant faggot birds on our roof.
>after a bit we saw like 5 more come around our work fence.
>dont know if they were up there, but the group of them took turns flying back into the field over the fence after a little bit.

Sorry this took forever, was helping people check out. And fyi, turkeys fly as majestically as manatees with bad gas
>pic related: My face staring at these giant retard birds

I like pennis but also dicke and balls. But also womens.

Are you triggerred by a feels thread?

How much of an autist can you be user?

Best type moon claimed.

I got you

Retard.

Yes you do, who gets triggered by a feels thread you fucking troglodyte.

Dont u hab bf tho

This lol are u a fat pussy or something?

Yes. As I said, I like pennis but also dicke and balls.

I see no appeal in being porcelain, despite what my waifu appears to be. But I wear ugly floral shirts everyday anyway so not like it matters.

You should check out Wimberley, TX. Jacobs Well is amazing.

Want My pennis?

Seems like you get more triggered from him than he gets from the feels thread.

Yo

I keep forgetting my pics!!

HUNDRED ON !

Time for the Derail Lazer is fully charged.

the fuck is wrong with you people ruin my day is fun for you psychos

>claiming yume

Yes, people who are in dire need of reality checks pis me off to no end.

So your hobby is drawing. I usually write and my main hobby is collecting vidya.
>Sony can still charge you
Sony will always want your money. I don't like Sony that much, but their games are neat since most JRPGs are released on PS.

This sounds like a funny sight to behold.

That's pretty gay Aizawa

Can i fucc and succ u user?

Anyways.
Roll

He's an autist.

If you're gonna do it, do it fag and don't cut yourself on that edge while at it.

piss*

Yeah dude.

Hey Mio you usually get this picture earlier on in the thread haha.
Hey there queen I haven't talked to you yet, what's with these people right just a bunch of nuts don't worry though your waifu is 10/10

keep em coming you'll get it eventually

People on the internet upset you? Your prolly that beta ass op

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Soon~

Forgot to put text
>not replying to me

Stop being gay. That's my job obviously. And Mi Lius.
>Talk of the Devil

Also, how are you?

Yep. I try to use the same picture so people know it's the real awesome me. I'm usually just lurking until people talk to me though

Sex the cat
Do it stat

But gay is also my job.

claimed

It was defiantly not something you see every day but I'm signing off to do more work stuff, bye till next time!

Lol, looks like a natural spring. I've always wanted to go to one or even go cliff jumping.

Uhm I'm pretty good at the whole rolling trips thingy can I try Toshaka?

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Rolling for Syndra

YES absolutely

im going to calm down now as i want to make a good impression on you how are you

Well, guess what.
Now you need to look for a new job.

Byebye and have fun!

roll for cat
did 9/11

isis is a prank

Ready our Defenses The feels dudes are about to breach our thread.

Okay,
No need for Chara
Btw I'm submissive

Yes.

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alright listen just please make it stop my hear hurts now stop calling me an autist im fucking defeated it not my fault i do these things please my head hurts and i throw up again just stop im done

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I'm fine and all but Arizona is pretty bad right now the heat is too much..
>i've lived here all my life and it's finally just too much haha I need to get out.
Chara where'd my chair go

kill yourself.

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You need to fuck off.

I don't really hate you but I suggest you stay away from Sup Forums.

just stop

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Fap tiem

>on Sup Forums
>thinks gore disgusts/irritates people