/brit/

you must like christmas edition

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I'm sorry, but this needs to be said.

/brit/ the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of you have felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. You exist as polyps upon the colon of British culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "deanos") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

You're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly ageing burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of being a normie than the professionals. Yet you lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very normie-world you're obsessed with. You choose instead to fuck around and make meme piss-takes well into middle twenties.

You are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like you, and the last thing we need is for you lot to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

You are on a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

NO
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

and creepy "Uncle Joe" who's coming back fo' mo'.

Didn't read but I assume it was a good post

Desperate for a game to play lads

>i am a grown man that watches other half naked grown men grope eachother on the floor for 20 minutes. We call it UFC

try guessing where I live

The United States of America

kill me please Santa

superior edition

might fedorapost myself

Ohio

Merry Catholic Christmas my Catholic brethren may the Child bless you and your family

good day prods uhh how's the weather

>ultimate faggot club
What did you expect?

so I was so bored I went on Sup Forums and obviously my dad decides to come into my room without knocking at 8am to see if I am awake and obviously Sup Forums is just porn pretty much so he was all like oh you're looking at womens breasts do I need to take your laptop of you I will put a filter on the internet

bit embarrassing

Want a gf for christmas.

Or some decent quality puff.

Either will do

California

2020 miles

tjpeiffer.com/crowflies.html

>might fedorapost myself

No popery thanks

69 miles

FOUR DEAD IN OH-HI-OH

I don't think many fights stay on the floor for 20 minutes

Underrage twat

remember we're all doing nofap 2017

get your last ones in now lads

my cock is so itchy
why was i born with a demented dick

(not giving away my city)

Right Now
Wind
SW 14 mph
Humidity
87%
Dew Point
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Pressure
30.24 in
Visibility
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as of 08:23 GMT
cloudy
47°
Cloudy
feels like 41°
H 51° / L 50°
UV Index 0 of 10
Rain start 15:00

there's a week to go shit for brains

not even thats what makes it worse

Merced, CA, United States

get surgery. not circumsizing but that one where they cut a slit and make the ring bigger

can't imagine my dad coming over to my house to give me shit for looking at porno then put a basic bitch filter on MY laptop then go home

desu he's probably just make fun of me for a year

Anyone else listen to porn while they do their daily morning workout?

lmao 3 guesses has got to be a record

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we Catholics at least have the cheek to wish each other Merry Christmas in our own country unlike prods who refrain from it not to insult Pakis and the like (because Pakis don't seem to be binning those knives and stab people who seem to be following any Christian denomination)

no but I listen to sissy joi whilst I'm wrapping presents

Then tell him to get lost lol. Who tells their over 18 son he can't watch porn.

I do but my workout routine is late at night

lucky guess 2bh

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>sissy joi
Going to need an example

can't stomach telling a doctor about it and then tell the family i need willy surgery

need source

doxxed

My sisters hot friend or something

He was more joking than being serious but it was just embarrassing
also its his house and hes a christian so I guess its whatever he wants

also I don't watch porn I was just bored so I was flicking through Sup Forums

watched this expecting brit accentfap but was kinda disappointed

Is this the irl version of button mashing?

>Sister and her husband are doing christmas this year

she's so grown up
despite being 2 years younger than me

>Christian
>Don't watch porn

Fascinating. Can't imagine why in this day and age.

I thought he was really cute 2bh

the girl not so much but she was ok

Alright yank, your turn

I'm 6575 miles from Merced, CA, United States

Good luck :o)

That's because 90% of his dialogue is him mumbling like an autist.

>find a wealthy penis to mount
>fuck the lad once a month
>???

slags have it easy

you have to do it unless you want to be a permavirgin with an itchy dick. it is an actual medical problem, it's not like you are telling them you're getting dick lengthening surgery.
my mate nearly died because he was too embaressed to tell anyone about his hemorrhoids that got badly infected

>>Don't watch porn
I don't watch it because it's too fake and just annoying
plus if you get into the habit of regular masturbation and need porn its only downhill

better to do it weekly/monthly to a picture or imagination

Did yank women like him or is he just popular with the typical tumblr teens?

>plus if you get into the habit of regular masturbation and need porn its only downhill
Yeah but it's a nice escape from my pathetic existence.

there are teens more grown up that 23yo me

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not sure, I'm bi so I have different standards

tauranga

What did /brit/ ask for Santa to bring them tomorrow?

death

it's a pagan tradition you silly bean

yep

extermination of all yanks

>26yo neet living at home
>sister is 23yo nursery school teacher w/ mortgage and fiancé

must have been a slap in the face to our parents when they told us she was too retarded to ever do anything and that nothing was ever going to stop me from being successful

Is that Colin Craig

>literally first try
lmao

why are new zealanders so bad at games

its hammond from top gear

ufc stuff

There's only 3 NZ flags itt mate, Tauranga is one of them

well
he has autism but a cute kind of autism

please

cornetto

anyone who doesn't like christmas is undeniably a rasheed

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i dont like christmas

bah humbug

same

don't eat yellow snow in Bow

oi do you have any spazzy British Christmas traditions and the like

ill be a permavirgin no matter what unfortunately

why would your parents even tell her that?

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turn tv on to watch queen make a speech

Indeed it is

Alright then yank, guess my suburb. It's 8 miles from Tauranga.

didn't mcgregor win this fight?

they didn't phrase it like that
they said she should probably aim lower than astrophysicist, or whatever she wanted to be

is this real

Probably in his head

eat brussel sprouts

papamoa, obviously

Answer

dont get people who're heaps into everything about combat sports bar doing them
i box amateur but i dont give a flying fuck about it beyond what i can do with it, watching its boring

true story: i was an extra for the first terminator movie. when they were filming the hydraulic press scene where the t-800 is finally defeated, i snuck on set and "terminated" my bollocks as well haha

POO

nope, wrong direction entirely

rogue one is the worst film ever made

throwing a punch at some cunt at the nearest watering hole isn't exactly amateur boxing, Bruce