in my country
>Buy shit for each family members
>wrap it in gift wrap and place under Christmas tree before christmas
>your children leave stockings somewhere on Christmas eve
>overnight you fill your childs stocking with candy and socks n shit
>kids wake up christmas day and go through stockings
>then around 11am your sit around a christmas tree and hand each other presents
>then we shit around a table eat turkey,ham,pudding and pavlova
the end
Sounds nice can I come round yours?
No mike
never again
haha aeroplane mate
*swings u round
*crashes u into bookshelf
you bash a fish on the head with a mallet then cut its head off every christmas?
that's not funny mike sort your drinking out
yes
>how do you clebrate crhistmas
I'm drunk a sfuck right now at 4:20 AM
go figure
I do nothing.
>not going to your parents house for free quality food
are you Chinese
Will they really eat 1,5k of foie gras at five...
>parents
What parents?
ahahahaha fuck that was a good ad
Like this
youtube.com
>Watch Donald Duck at 15:00
>Eat JULBORD
>Christmas presents
Any Christmas Eve fireworks tonight lads ?
Thats not true, Ive had christmas in Australia, its more like:
>wake up
>drink VB
>drunk drive to family gathering
>bogan dad puts a bucket of crawfish on the table
>everyone is drunk already
>someone incites violence
>merry christmas
meanwhile, in Norway:
>go to the cemetary, honor dead relatives with candles and flowers
>go to church for christmas ceremony
>eat porridge lunch with family
>the one who gets an almond in his porridge wins a marzipan pig
>watch disney comics
>eat porkbelly and christmas sausage with cabbage and beer and spirits
>after dinner open presents and eat 7 types of sweets
Its the best
>666
>eat porridge lunch with family
Porridge ? What the fuck m8
>Fireworks
r.i.p australia
Sometimes the simple things are the best my friend, besides, its tradition.
There aren't any churches left in Norway mate, /ourguy/ Varg dealt with them.
le stab 23 times in self defence man
I eat porridge every day senpai
We call it oatmeal and I love it. But we have 2 types, thick oats "oatmeal' and grits. I think grits is more on par with porridge??
t. South
Eat/drink/party on christmas eve then open presents at 12 am christmas day
Proofs?
you're supposed to eat the rice porridge on little christmas dude
On the 24th we gather with our family, and when the first star shines on the nights sky we sit to dine together. We eat 12 meals, one after another. What meals are served depends on the region mostly, but there's usually carp at least. Traditionally, there is hay under the tablecloth.
After finishing all the meals, and usually drinking as well, we open the presents.
At midnight we go to a mass at a church.
On the first day of Christmas we usually get together again for a lunch or something like that, but other than that, there isn't much specified as far as tradition goes.
Oh, also on the 24th dinner (we call it Wigilia) we always leave one sit empty for a potential traveler to join in.
Also we sing christmas songs.
>Christmas
Not exists here
Two weeks too early for you
happy Sushi and chicken day
Whats up with this chicken tradition on christmas in japan? Why are you guys doing this?
exactly the same but we dine first, deliver gifts later
plus this: youtube.com
i heard KFC have started the christmas chicken campaign in japan from 1970s.
blame murican commercialism!!
kek
>KFC
Non
>>then we shit around a table eat turkey,ham,pudding and pavlova
thats some fucked up shit right there
dont shit where you eat
this desu
finns are eating christmas food, post something
I just ate tons of fish. very good! =)
I heard that swedes don't eat fish at christmas diner, but instead sausages and meatballs.
We don't celebrate Christmas.
Nope, it's for the 24th.
Christmas is not a holiday in Japan.
It's just a party night for us. Therefore KFC chiken is ok for it in Japan.
Holy night is 31th December.
1-3th January is new year holidays to take rest with family.
I don't celebrate Christmas.
Buy presents
Dinner with family (usually parents, siblings, uncles, grandparents)
Everyone opens presents and eats Christmas cake of choice
Merry Christmas everyone goes home after a while
>We don't
you don't
Meet all the famliy
Eat christmas shit
Try to be happy because you have socks, perfume...
puke all night
Family gathering on the 24th with 12 dishes
More eating and family gatherings on the 25th
Normies party in the evening