I'm a Muslim ask me anything

I'm a Muslim ask me anything.

Don't forget we like Christians don't need to be praying or doing holy things 24/7 to be Muslim or Christian.

I'll respond to trolls within reason.

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Picture related? If so time stamp... Jesus can't you sand nigger's do something right for once

Checked.

Also, how do you rationalize Muhammad conquering the Arabian peninsula? Are you one of the apologists who spend their lives convincing themselves it is possible to conquer and enslave people in self defense?

of course its not you fucking retard

That's Vanessa Hudgens. Keep up with your celeb nude leaks, newfag.

Just blow up yourself already

Tits and timestamp or gtfo. Follow the fucking rules

Do you like Trump?

Must you be somber and reflective during Ramadan? Avoiding going out to havce fun and all that?

gr8 b8 m8

I hate mudslimes as much as the next guy, but damn. You're one dumb fuck, bro.

Thoughts on Sam Harris and his opinions on Islam?

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if dubs all muslims are secretly homosexuals

How are you so stupid to believe in such a fucking shithouse religion?

How do you reconcile being a good person with fucking 9 year old girls, as your so called prophet is known to have done?

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Any religion

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Thanks for the bump.

No, it's vanessa hudgens a disney star.

He did conquer the Arab peninsula and lit the flame which led to the conquering of many other lands. It wasn't self-defense. Most of the time the attacks were brutal but at least, AT LEAST, Mohammed placed some regulations that he wished for his armies to uphold. Rules of war, an idea that the modern world has only recently implemented through the Geneva convention. I think that is not bad for 1500 years ago. He forbid rape, pillaging, genocide and the killing of the wounded, innocent or prisoners among other things.

He also resolved a few conflicts during his time. He did commit some warmongering, which I think he could have done better.

Thank you.

It is.

No thanks.

Read the thread, and lurk moar.

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well there it is guys, all muslims are fags confirmed

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OP, what it is like as a gay man?

thats what captcha looks like in real life

kek check

They hate women so bad that they rob them of power by covering them with tarps, who do you think they love then?

Bacha bazi boys say that Muslim men are openly homosexual. Why make them be secret about it?

All women are gay or bi so again no need to make it secret.

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souce?

do you think apostates should be punished by death? And if not, what punishment do you think they deserve

Oh no a fucking religious dickhead

>praying or doing holy things 24/7 to be Muslim
Then you arent muslim. Welcome to the dark side

srsly dude? lmao

Are you allowed to eat ass? Like seriously go down on a girl like her clean?

No. I can go into detail about some reasons but generally I think he does not really care that much about being President. He simply wants the title to boost his ego.

His policy ideas are also retarded.

Ban all Muslims: How would you be able to regulate that? How do you determine who is a Muslim? Anyone at anytime can become and leave Islam with the snap of a finger. What stops me from going to the border and saying I'm Jewish, I have the same ancestry as Jews so he'd be forced to believe me.

You should be, but you don;t need to spend 24/7 doing that. You don't need to be depressed during Ramadan that's really not the point. You are supposed to feel happy and free. I still go out and enjoy myself the same as I would if it wasn't Ramadan.

I think they might be serious.

Common, why do you hate us?

I'm not familiar with his opinions, fill me in on some and I can elaborate.

Sup Forums has spoken.

Which is any different from any other religion how?

Here's a question, I dare you to answer seriously.

Do you believe in Gay rights? If so, then how can you consider yourself a Muslim, as Homosexual discrimination and Islam are baked into each other?

can you honestly not understand how fucking ridiculous your religious views are or do you understand they are ridiculous but choose to cling to them because its better than the alternative?

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kek this is way better with sound

I've got some tunesian friends who want to convert me to islam. How do I explain to them in a satisfactory way that I'm an agnostic and don't care if there is a god?

not OP, but while fasting it isn't required to be "reflective" or "especially religious." while fasting you're simply not supposed to eat,drink,have sex,jack off,look at porn... may have missed something but oh well. however, in the spirit of the month of ramadan itself, extra prayer and inward reflection is encouraged.

Just got hit on on by conservative muslim (girl) friend - got her number - basically wants the 'd'

Am Atheist

Wat do

What make of child

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> Why do you browse Sup Forums ?
> Why are making this thread ?

There's homophobic shit in the Bible, and Christianity has a long history of anti-gay bigotry. That doesn't mean modern Christians can't call bullshit and be normal, accepting people.

nice trips nigger
have you raped a gril by dumpster before?
if two sweden people showed up would you ask them to join?
Also what is the muslim position on time travel and cpr?
do muslims frequent massage parlors??

Can we stop falling for the bait.
Anyone smart enough to use the internet cant possibly be a serious muslim

How do you feel about jews?

Scum of the earth

No no, because even today Muslim ideologists and speakers still consider being gay a crime IN WHICH YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF. I've got sources if you're still going to deny it.

Took you long enough.

Not gay.

Actually only one culture within Islam uses the full covering, all other use a hijab or variations of it. Most Muslim countries don't have any laws obliging the use of a hijab, it's just cultural. In Morocco, you can see sisters who one wears hijab and the other is in a bikini both on the beach.

Why can't women have the right to wear whatever they want?

If the hijab is obliged to the women, I am against that. If she chooses to wear it and makes her feel better than it's her prerogative. Why do you want to choose for women?

No, of course not. I think people should be free to believe anything that makes them feel good inside. If leaving the religion makes someone stronger than that is good for him. I think they deserve respect.

Yup, get your pokedex out.

Lol, there really is no way to be perfect according to scriptures. We are doomed to sin by human nature. The number of times I've checked out a passing girl is immeasurable.

Technically only if we are married to her. However, yes most Muslims don't wait until marriage. I don't mind eating ass if I'm really into her. I particularly enjoy eating out as foreplay.

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Well i can agree with you there mudslim friend pussy tastes great.

ill appall any religion that evolves more than just a belief to an institution. basically all of them except for buddhism

And even today there are Christians who believe being gay is a mortal sin and a mental disorder.

I can agree with you there mudslim friend why should we choose for women

but they must post tits

I've heard that time and again yet my friend insists on staying in and not doing anything fun (his words) during Ramadan.

Do you feel your community has a responsibility to try and change violent, radical Muslims.

Yes, but an overwhelming majority of Muslims (comparative to any other religion) believe it's punishable by death. Also, Christians don't punish gays with death anymore. In the middle east it's still prominent.

>Common, why do you hate us?
I doubt is Common, I think he's on tour right now.

>He also resolved a few conflicts during his time. He did commit some warmongering, which I think he could have done better.

There was a little forced conversions/mass slaughters sprinkled in there, to be fair.

Convert, repent to the god of fedoras later.

Why do you hate the US?
Also Christian fag here, waddup?

Tell me your first name and I'll truthfully answer mine

looks like a terrible handy

>Not gay.

But user rolled dubs? It's ok if you are OP

he took so many tries by himself, we could claim anything

> if dubs you're the faggiest thing God have created upon this world, such as when he created you, he swore "eh gosh go away you freak"

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Yes, I believe all humans have the right to equal rights. There are only 10 commandments and 5 pillars for which Muslims must absolutely adhere to. The other parts are stories that bring morality into question. There are many parts of the Q'ran which are inconclusive, they aren't rules, just stories, you choose to take from the story as you please. That's the beauty of scripture it's open to interpretation. There are parts of the Q'ran that speak against homosexuality, I think those stories do not apply to my wellbeing or life so I choose to not adhere to them. No need to focus on the negativity.

You need to be more precise. The religion bring me happiness and well-being. It provides many tools to deal with life and that is a positive, why not use them.

Just tell them politely and accurately how you feel. If they are too arrogant or close-minded to accept you, then you should reconsider your friends. Tell him that you are happy that he has found a way to bring happiness to his life but that you already have as well, simply in an equivalent yet differently shaped form.

Right. Except people still sin during the month of Ramadan, it's inevitable.

Lol, go for it. If she is into you that means she is very little concerned about your religious beliefs. You can figure out the child situation later on. He'll probably be circumcised and born Muslim to make her family happy, but no need to raise him any differently than you see fit.

Sup Forums is entertaining when I am procrastinating. I feel as though way too many people especially on Sup Forums have misconceptions about Islam. They just rather assume than ask like normal inquisitive humans.

Exactly. Some people have trouble understanding that we can be forward thinking as well, we don't all need to fit into the cookie-cutter shape.

ew only twice, that odd. I wanted to show an example of unlegitimate dubs after rolling a few times.That must be because God Moot thinks you're a fag. Anyway you get the point.

look I'd have to see some statistics on that but I'd say it has more to do with a given society than a given religion. Obviously the two are intertwined and you can't completely separate one issue from the other but my main point is being homophobic isn't a prerequisite for being muslim.

That's a cultural thing actually. I am not op but I know that I was muslim for 20 years. Just like we're cringed at max when we hear about incest, bestiality, etc. It's not a rational thing, people are not taught to hate it because of certains rational reasons but rather because it's a social dogma that you can't refute.

So do you give a portion of your income to the mosque?

Well if I get dubs then it counters your dubs and makes me not a fag

why is it more acts of terrorism are committed in the name of your religion than of any others?

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I win

I revoke that dubs with mine

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Can you win a gold medal with a broken freaking neck?

Muslims have ISIL/ISIS.
Christians have Westboro Baptist Church among other loony sects.

You asked same questions last time.
Never raped any girl.
I would go back in time assuming I can come back to teach early humans CPR. I wouldn't if I couldn't return to now.
I have frequented massage parlors. There is nothing wrong with getting a massage in Islam.

Lol good chuckle. Muslim's are integral in telecommunication research in the USA. Look at published articles.

I have many Jewish friends. They are like older brothers to us. We don't always agree, but in the end we are one and the same.

So do Christian leaders in poor countries.

It does.

I studied philosophy in China for a few months. Buddhism has some pretty weird things in it too. I can give some examples.

Yup.

Well he has no obligation to be bored for a month. There's nothing that says it has to be so.

Our community does the best to fight radical Islam since we are the ones they attack the most often. They have bombed my country, Morocco which hasn't been at war since independence, many times.

However, as individuals there is very little we can do. I am definitely not going to go to war with ISIS when I live comfortably as a researcher in Canada. Why would I leave my computer, Japanese girlfriend to go to hell on Earth. It wasn't even Muslims who created this sludge in the desert, yet Westerners always ask us to clean it up.

In Africa, Christians still burn and stone gays. It's a question of education and morality, not religion.

Lol, would be jokes if Common was on Sup Forums.

Actually, there was very little mass conversions. There was almost equal Muslim, Jewish and Catholic mix in most countries for the few centuries after his death.

There were some slaughters.

I don't hate the USA. I go there regularly. I think the US government sucks for many reasons. I can go into detail. Not to much Christian Sup Forumsro, what up with you?

I meant the majority in your religion (or just the radicals, I truly don't know)
I'm playing CS:GO.

>It wasn't even Muslims who created this sludge in the desert, yet Westerners always ask us to clean it up.

>There were some slaughters.

You're an apologist.

Rather not. Like most Arabs it's one of the 99 names of God, so you have a 1/99 chance of guessing correctly.

There is some correlation. But, it's hardly exclusively Muslims who hate gays. Homophobia was in the USA way before Muslim immigration. Homophobic congress doesn't have a Muslim majority. It's an education and morality problem, people need to accept each other.

Checked. True.

No, the Q'ran doesn't say to where it needs to go. I find it more useful to give directly to where I see fit. I give to the orphanages (cause that is the worst start of life I can imagine), I give to cancer research and the food banks in my city. I give small amounts randomly when I see a cause I support.

Because, a military force has understood that using Islam as its veil (pun intended) is working very well in fighting the USA and recruiting just about anybody.

Why haven't educated westerners seen this pattern yet?

Gold medal in what?

And a lot of African warlords who commit all kinds of atrocities, luckily they don't have the resources ISIS have or there would be more chaos.

Even as a community there is very little that can be done. The best we can do, which we do, is report hostile people to the authorities or keep a close eye on them. But, there's no way to see it coming.

In most Muslim countries ISIS websites are inaccessible so that young people cannot look at propaganda.

There were wars during the time of Mohammed which was 1500 years ago.

After that was the Islamic golden age. Which marked the period where the Middle-East was the strongest region in the world.

After there was a serious decline but still relative peace in the region, albeit the Ottoman empire fucking things up.

Then colonization fucked up the region significantly. Making place for tensions and conflict. However, it was still stable. The Muslim world in the 30-60s was progressive, women had equal rights.

Then the USA overthrew the Iranian government and started funding Al-Qaeda though Ossama to fight against the USSR. Then was the first Iraq war which was obviously about resources and strategic positioning against the USSR. Then the terrorist groups got pretty strong and committed 9/11. The response was a land invasion of Afghanistan. However, USA also wanted a side-order of Iraq, due to imaginary weapons of mass destruction that everyone knew didn't exist. Even Canada didn't join the USA in Iraq.

And when Saddam fell there was a power vacuum which led to ISIS. When Syria started crumbling, ISIS just got more powerful.

Now we are here.

So what were you saying about being an apologist? Try to use a few more words to properly express yourself.

actual question..if we are all god's children and most are descendants of abraham, what kind and loving god would want us to kill his children in his name?

kind of seems like a gaping hole in your religion...please respond..

thank you.