Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Youre dead
The thing is some some people just try one cause they're curious but then they get addicted with just that one. Some people don't want to smoke but they feel like they "need" to

kagami claimed!!

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Wedding dress edition!

>I'm going to marry Tomoko!

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That's good to hear
She's Amatsukaze from the Kentai Collection

Claiming Superior Autism from my phone
Fuck writing like this, ugh
Good night, Going to bed now

LOOK AT ALL THIS DRANK! LOOK AT IT!
And nah, I went out, visited my mom, got lost around Mt. Caramel, found Frys, ended up going to a bunch of different shops for my helmet cam mount (to no luck) and then took my cousin to dinner for his graduation that I missed yesterday.

>Implying I'd let them catch me again.
They know I do it, but they never know when.

>Makoto claimed

>bun claimed

No idea about the terms you're using
Football is the most popular sport here, I guess you would call it soccer. And my dad is an american football fan. I never really followed any of it.
Did you watch the sweden v italy match yesterday?

>read her lines :^)
I did and I'm going to pretend they don't exist yo
What's 46% mean?

Those are qt cosplays holy shit
Shrine maidens are so cute

Well at least you got your girlfriend a gift out of that.
a /k/ meetup sounds scary, do you guys do a shootout if someone gets mad?
I don't think fighting my dad was related to me getting sick. Maybe it was though

Claimed

We /wedding dresses/ now?

more shrine maiden for karen
how are you by the way??

I have never seen yuuko in a wedding dress

Shiki

Kara no Kyoukai

youtube.com/watch?v=t4cF0zENn-g

Do you see her getting married?
>Tristana

Or Esdeath lol

You don't get to call my waifu a sloot then~
That's the percentage of alcohol per volume
Basically how strong it is

Oh I'm sure Shiki user would be happy seeing this.

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O shit nigga! Kek had a busy day huh?

:D

Ya, since i couldn't get to sleep I decided to make use of my time.
>LOOOOOOK ATTTTT IIIIITTTTT!

She was made for breeding.
It's a must that she be married to me.

getting married must be nice!!

Miho claimed

You look good in your PJs

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She would probably be indifferent haha

roll

Might be something to request in Sup Forums's weekend draw threads.

Or check /c/ for Nichijou threads. I honestly can't remember if they have individual threads.

can you explain the sudden boat girl thing to me? why is japan and weebs suddenly so excited about naval combat.

>a backpack full of negro bait.

what are you planning?

>a /k/ meetup sounds scary, do you guys do a shootout if someone gets mad?

that's silly, /k/ is statistically the most responsible and safe group of people on Sup Forums.
There are meet ups in every state year round.
We are camping for the weekend in a abandoned mining town and shooting and going swimming in a lake.

for what purpose?

Do you have anything like the pic?
>unrelated btw

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I am planning... on drinking it all.

I know that feeling and getting addicted to just one is bullshit, not even heroine will do that.
The moment you realize you're craving for a fix is the best moment to quit it, if you don't you won't have another chance like that.

I need to admit that I smoked it occasionally when I was younger and was going through periods of stress and my contacts were dry of green, than at some moment I realized how bad it was for my health without even getting me high that I threw away half smoked cig and never smoked another one.

Probably, but certainly amused by your thumbnails even if just slightly.

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They always do.
I baby those /c/ threads hard

Claimed

Soft

Perma claimed

Here's her as a mother.

Shoo~
I can't really explain it... The game got an anime last year, that might be why

Shiki's meh face lol

Kara no Kyoukai

Hmm, does this count??
I'm doing good now, not sick anymore. And I'm gonna fast again since I'm in good health
How about you? Still doing great?
Was mr armies birthday party fun?

Yeah but Karen-Kongou is a new fast battleship that is not lewd and super cute
Is 46% a lot?

screenshot so I can trigger him with it later

boop

>that's silly, /k/ is statistically the most responsible and safe group of people on Sup Forums.
gonna need a source on this
I still remember the picture of you pointing the gun at the screen lmfao

Joking aside though, I lurk /k/ sometimes but don't stay long because I don't get anything. It seems like a super chill community of nice people. The outing sounds really nice.
Kinda like how Payday 2 has a pretty morbid theme but has a helping playerbase

You
Only
Kiss
Once

Mugi, Homura, Kagami, and Tomoko are god tier.

The rest are shit.

Azusa claimed

Wait, was it you that directed me to the /c/ threads when I was talking with kirino?

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Insomnia is a punk. Holy fuck you and your lean.
>that 100%pure beef

Same

Same with shinoa but I think this counts

>Calls other waifus shit
>Claims Azusa

Are you screenshotting it? Or should I?
>Yeah but Karen-Kongou is a new fast battleship that is not lewd and super cute
>posts Karen Lewd 69

O.

You wanna take this outside, killjoy?

>calling other waifus shit
S A V A G E

Anyone want Revy?

sure!! looks like one to me!!
ohhh, fasting sounds crazy to me!! do you do it often??
i am!! and im gonna be great for a long time lol, mr army didn't even show up to the b-day...
yaaayy im part of the cool kids kek

they all are god tier

I dunno. Maybe.

I was just rolling for tiddies almost aaaaalllllllllllll day.

YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS CANNOT
CAN NOT
BE SERIOUS WITH ALL THESE SHIT TIER WAIFUS

Iz u dah papa?
>Tristana

I hope you drop your 636.

I bought that burger yesterday, ended up not eating it. So in the fridge it went.
>That's literally all the drank I could fit in the bag. 24 cans total.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS ON HER FACE

>Claiming top drills

ME

You bastard

Tomoko is the god-est tier waifu tho.

for us.

Azusa gonna get her ass whooped

>tiddies
>not ass or bellies
>not even feet
What the hell is wrong with you?

What, it was fun. Also gave me an opportunity to find all the sluts.

We have a LOT of sluts in /waifu/

She's too smol to be a battleship :^)
Yes, yes it is
Beers are usually around 5% and most spirits are 40%
Is alcohol illegal in Lebanon?

Well you can't just leave me in the dark like this!
Why are you gonna be great for a long time!?
Fucking mr army being a dick, and after you guys got all those candles for him!
I fast only this month, because it's ramadan. But after that I just eat normally.

You do it too, I just screenshotted the first one lol
Also it's not fair, they rolled fucking quads dude

Hi mami

Those are some nice images yo
Are those all off google?

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PogChamp

no

overwatch

We gon fuk or wot

It was entirely fair and I'm proud of you for posting it. I haven't told you yet but that pic was awesome.
>belly checked
>visible panties checked

No one finds sluts better than tomo

>yuuko

Asking for butts or feet would have given me away, also there is the potential for not actually posting butts or feet. People would post tight spats or stuff for butts, and feet would imply socks and stockings. Tiddies tho, hard to find a way around tiddies without posting tiddies. Only person who tried was... Makoto? I think that was more shirt related than anything. Also... Who was it... Chara and one other. They were pussy footing with tiddies. Just posting lewd tops.

Oh man tho. We got some sluuuuts.

Azusa is shit tier but I love her.

Forgot to add you to the god tier list. You good, Karen.

No! I'm sorry!

Don't touch the AzuNyan

>Only posted 1 lewd ever
>Regretted it 1 second after

FeelsBadMan

ill just say it's because somebody lol
the army does have a way of doing that....never showing up to his own birthday's!!!!
the whole month?? that's a long time....

That does make sense. I think at some point Tohsaka was praying for someone to get repeating digits for her.

I'm back

Hey everyone.

Don't call the Mechromancer shit
When you're waifu a shit

Hey, I told you shirtless never implied braless as well. Be very specific next time.
>To be honest, I would've said no if it were anymore than that anyways.

Forgiven. May the skid demon steer clear from your treads.

>belly
I-is this pic lewd enough for you?
I actually want to

>Is alcohol illegal in Lebanon?
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
oh man
Every time people think of Lebanon like an extremist country it's so fucking good
Alcohol is common as fuck here. There are girls dressing ripped jeans and small shirts everywhere. The men pray before heading out to the local coffee and spending the night partying. It's a great balance of faith and modernism. This would be the best arab country if the government wasn't shitting on us.
Think of it like a smaller dubai but without the money.
But on your note though, that's a pretty strong beer right?

Where then?

akibro what happened

Thanks bro
I like your twintails

I've done worse
Miho is a vixen

>Azusa is shit tier but I love her.
So you're admitting your waifu a shit? You should never do that and explain instead why you love her.

It was a good lewd and Kyouko getting user worked hard for it.

Now your not alone.

not until i get my 89 cent megumeme
>roll

i don't remember

>smaller Dubai without the money
Dubai is corrupt as fuck though, and if tourists accidentally into the wrong neighborhood they're liable to get dragged off into the night.

wewlad

Impossible to have any lewd thoughts over a cute pic like this. But that's a nice belly even if it's only 10 pixels.

*vomits*

hahah, is that your soda of choice? i am a coke kinda person.
>gonna need a source on this

we are the only people on Sup Forums who you have 100% confirmation that we don't have criminal records or mental disorders. we had to pass a background check to get out guns.

>I still remember the picture of you pointing the gun at the screen lmfao

the safety was on and the backstop was
>tv
>wall
>another wall
>the roof
>trees and nothing for a quarter mile

5.56 doesn't do so well passing through drywell. I doubt it would even make it out of the attic.

Eat it!
>Das a lot man. Just in your backpack? How about the fridge?

>smug

>It was a good lewd and Kyouko getting user worked hard for it.

Well it obviously was good, I'm not like the shitposters that post terrible quality stuff.

My justification is that it was for trips.

I love her because she's a twintailed loli who can shred on guitar. Her personality also matches mine. She's all around my dream girl.

Oh well. Hoping virtual reality will pull through for me.

Plus her birthday is 4 days away from mine so... That's cool.

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Your good taste and pic finding skills never cease to amaze me.