Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>Special GETs receive tarot readings from me.
Trips, 00, 33, 66, 99.
>GETs can be donated to others. Try to be clear about who gets it.
>Ask a question (vague or specific), or request a general near future reading.
>Leave a name and you'll receive a fortune-cookie even if you don't GET, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me of it.
>Leave internet drama at the gate.

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Reporting for duty!

Good, good. Your duty is to kiss me.

heres your bump

I have no life.

-J

Guess I'll be around.

Evening, Marisa.

You're looking straight away, huh?

I doubt many of us do.

yeah that way i dont get spammed with CHIEF LOOK

-huggle-

It's getting a little old huh?

Bob Ross makes me somewhat happy.

-J

kinda, getting nothing but ninja gear is getting old too

Hello Ikarous.
I believe i don't know your names could you say it please?

-J

hi i'm new here

>-pat pat-

Me too. Him and Mr. Rogers are such cool guys.

>Steals the kiss

N-now you have to give it back!

-stare-

Ow..

My Alice account doesn't work, is it over for good?

I'd offer to help you out with that, but I'm a little occupied.

Mm... Let's go with Umi. Umi works.

Hi, welcome and feel free to participate.

-J

>*gasps*
B-But i was just away for a few seconds!

Evening!

Welcome Ika

well welcome kakashi heres a complimentary fortune cookie
>Kakashi has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "88".

Too bad.

Sucks to be you.

Sucks. I work at a movie theater and finding dory just come out and its packed

Who wants to play Dead by Daylight?

*Tou shalt be blesseth by thy infinidaggery blessing. Does that make any sense? Hi everyone by the way!*

Is it any good, seems repetitive with the same map?

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE

-voice crack- h-hello..

How's it going?

What's that?

Probably, I wouldn't know.

Dammit, I got distracted by the blonde hair.

Oh boy. My little sister is going to see that tomorrow. Good luck.

You mean you don't wanna kiss me again? Well okay, your loss.

It's pretty fun. Jut how overwatch can be fun even thought it's repetitive.
4 vs 1 multiplayer horror game.

Umi dubs
*stares back*

-J

Ill probably get it tonight add me on steam, its caden99551 i think, my steam name is salty tho

*You can't curse Diggles though, cute things can't be cursed that a rule!*

*What's an Alice account?*

The Doc is in.

Did you guys move to a new domain?

-looks away shyly-

Its a picture of itachi

If you don't know then you don't know

ohhh yummy thanks ^_^

CURSE

No results.

...curse.

-Doc Gold

Whats yours?

Depends which one you're using.

It's not like you can stop me from kissing you from when ever I want.

>*pouts*
W-We can always share..

Hi sweetie~ What are you up to over there all alone?

Good, probably going to sleep soon though..

We.. don't look alike do we..?

I wish I could, apparently I get to be busy as fuck for the next 3 weeks though.

I didn't notice, neat.

Which Doc?

I'll try again since it's been a few weeks, getting those now!
Can I try again if I fail?
Anyway let HatsuneR get the fortune cookie :3

Give me a minute. In a match

I could kill you and dump your body next to-

...no one's. Nevermind.

Where should I be looking for the solution to this problem?

Doc Goldeneye.

Alright its 6:25 here i have to go back into work at 6:37

Sleep is for people who're actually in control of their lives...

Oh, boring.

>HatsuneR has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "48".
good luck for you friend

Besides your hair from certain angles, no.

You can roll as many times as you want.

I got frienzoned by my crush of 5 years. Will I kill myself in thd coming days
Name's Aleks

The most recent domain. Can you please ask her? It says "invalid user"

n-nothing... -pets my watermelon...-

if you say so.

-Doc Gold

*But i could know if someone was kind enough to share that with me.*

*What exactly does this curse? Is it like the recursive curse? Aka the curse that keeps cursing and will make everyone that gets cursed by it sorry that they ever lived.*

Kill yourself you worthless piece of shit

Cute.

-J

That's the thought here

You're not allowed in our secret clubhouse

Don't be an asshole.

-Doc Gold

>Aleks has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "87".
unfortunately you have bad luck

Huh, okay then. Nice Halo pic, do you play?

That's a little harsh, isn't it?

*Hi J, now you're using pictures too? We're gonna hit that imagelimit way faster now....nah just kidding feel free to use them.*

-hides my face behind my pet watermelon-

i feel as if i'm just upsetting my girlfriend even more in our relationship. i don't know how to make her feel better about anything

Evening miss

thanks,but I kinda feel this year is the worst year of my life yet, can I ask you what tarots you use for your readings? I wanted to get close to this world lately but I don't know where to start, everyone says to go with rider-waite, I kinda liked the hanson roberts ones tho

I'm not involved in any way and I don't wish to be. Why not just move on?

...

C-Can I cum now?

yes, got pretty much all the armor and helmets unlocked in 5
you'll have to ask reimu for that, i just hand out fortune cookies

That's up to you, honestly.
My advice is, don't just move on, and don't get mad nor clingy with her, have some self respect, we don't want to become the beta friendzoned slave, do we?
Nah mate, i mean, i'll ocasionally post one or to if the situation is good.
The same advice for these kind of situations, talk about it with your partner, you have to learn to listen to eachother and solve your problems together.
Ika hates me ;~;

-Joni

Not until I've apologized to Angelic... v.v

H-hello -pets your hair-

-throws myself on you and hugs tight- i do not..

Don't,* (the importance of a comma is incredible)

-J

You can't kill me since my body is based off an emotion and that emotion will never disappear.
>Kisses again.
I don't share.

Nice melon

>Not until I've apologized to Angelic... v.v
If you've been unable to so far, does that not mean they don't wish to hear it?

steamcommunity.com/id/
baconjealousy/

oh I see, sorry.
Nice reimu (which I don't know much about cause I got back on Sup Forums after too many years) what cards do you use? and what cards would you advice for a beginner at readings?

All my years of elemental bending will come to fruition, i will conquer and control my life finally!
The taste of sleep is drawing ever nearer.. so is the chance of normal life!

D'aaw..

I think Parsee is cute.. does that mean i'm cute aswell?

W-Well i was more thinking about me sharing with you... since that was mine.. you know..

*Asking about it is not the same as requesting to join it you meanie.*

*With that you mean when the stars are aligned?*

Unless the free love movement takes off again.

W-wait, what did I do that was attractive?

Having a normal life is overrated anyway, give up and go full NEET.

Wow man it's almost like Angelic thinks Ikarous is a bad influence and they need to fuck off

It did not have your name on it nor have a ring on it.
Nope, jealousy will always exist so I will always exist.

HES BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

almost

You're much cuter.

Th-thank you... nice hair hehe

>If you've been unable to so far, does that not mean they don't wish to hear it?
>If you've been unable to so far, does that not mean they don't wish to hear it?
>If you've been unable to so far, does that not mean they don't wish to hear it?

Alice won't give me a chance to tell him because she bans me every time I enter her chat

blood..

I know you want to join, it's not going to happen

That sounds kind of harsh.

Y-You were having sex with me and left but told me to wait and I've been waiting ever since!

Dude, you don't know them like he does.

t. Not angelic

Ah, I kinda quit playing 5. The MP is fun, but honestly doesn't feel much like Halo. Guess I prefer Reach

I confessed on graduation day. We won't be going to the same school anymore, and considering the friendzone doesn't actually mean that I get to hang out with her, I won't meet her unless it's by sheer luck. I've already started thinking about stupid scenarios where I would meet while she is in trouble, help her, and get her to like me. I feel so cringy. Well, point is, I won't be seeing her again.

I really do appreciate actual advice though, thanks man.