You walk into a bar and this guy slaps your gf's ass

You walk into a bar and this guy slaps your gf's ass.

What do?

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Tell him to stop. She is my girflfriend and I love her.

poke his roid veins with a pin and watch him bleed out like a stuck pig.

Then I cum in his beard because it would be funny to see a dead roider covered in blood and jizz.

slap his ass too :3

>I thought you were into guys?

Paper slice his veins

>Tfw this will NEVER happen
>tfw no gf

Kick him in his knee cap.. hard. Hope that fool gets a flamingo leg, compliment his lifts I've seen, and vascularity.

When did Keemstar start working out?

Be like: "I know right! I can't get enough of her ass either. ;)" *slaps my gf's ass too*

ask him if we can make buttsecks, tell him I love him. One single tear drops from eye. Cuck my gf with true alpha male.

crash a bottle and stab him in the neck multiple times

"Who the fuck put this bar here?!"

Shrug it off and move on. He looks like a fit guy, but secretly his life is terrible. You don't get to be that size without massive steroid abuse, which means hair loss on the scalp, hair growth on the body, erectile dysfunction, massive mood swings, and all sorts of internal organ problems. You can't just stop either. As soon as you stop taking roids after that much abuse, your body shuts down - constant feeling of lack of energy, all that muscle turns to fat, mood swings and ED usually persist.

So yeah, dude can slap my gf's ass as we pass by. I have the satisfaction of knowing he'll either be dead in two years or a pudgy eunuch.

I would never want to be that vascular

Jason has a girlfriend and he wouldn't do that though.

Suck his dick.

Ask him to slap mine

Just wait until he has a heart attack

Wave that glock in his fucking steroid face.

walk up to him and give him a big kiss then tell him to slap your ass. Then tell him to fuck you while you fuck your gf and he has to cum in you.

I'd acutely hit the gym and start lifting

Fight him guys that big usually completely lack is skill and get gassed after a few punches. Well that or stab him.... but I'm a violent psycho

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this is my true bf, if he touched my gf's ass, I'd call him to come commit rape.

slap that bitch for rubbing her ass on his hand

You can lift all the weights you want. Be the worlds strongest man. But you can't fuck with a bullet.

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Shoot in.
Try and get side control as we fall.
Take his back or mount as he flails about.
Go for cross choke from mount or rear naked from the back.

>but I'm a violent psycho

No you're an edgy cunt lmao

Yeah this

I'd break a bottle on his head and if he didn't lose his continence I'd stab him.
doesn't matter hes bigger

Beat the shit out of him, weight lifters like that have no range of motion, no real strength, and theyre slow.

Go full orlando on him.

Challenge him to a sauna duel.

Not true faggot, people with more mass can take more bullets... not to say a bullet wouldn't put someone down, or that being shot wouldn't settle someone down. But mass matters my nigger... your genetics pity you by the way.

>God didn't make everyone equal, Mr.'s Smith and Wesson did...

Look out guys we got a violent psycho over here. Relax dexter it's gonna be ok.

>This

Oh man you totally caught me

Leave, wait in my car for him to walk out of the building, drive up next to him and shoot him in the back of the head. Then I'd jerk off on his lifeless body after soaking it in piss.

>lmao xd ayy

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shoot him.

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>I don't have a gf
>who was ass?

Have you ever fought a weight lifter?

You would be surprised the amount that also do yoga to increase range of motion.

This dude would crush your shit...I would personally have to pull out the trusty problem solving brass knuckles, only PCP survives a blast to the jaw with brass knucks.

Yay I'm getting roasted!

Laugh like he is a clown that just performed a trick for her, then walk away with her and fuck her later. That guy looks like shit compared to me.

suck his dick

I would be so stunned to find out I had a girlfriend I would thank him for bringing it to my attention.

This

Clever. He cant fuck her if he cant get hard.

this. while I call him Bear Daddy

since he is weighed down by all that muscle and i am not
i can easily dodge any attack he throws at me and i will use a rapid succession of quick jabs
to whittle him down to nothing

tickle his small roid balls

"Ow."

Glass him in the face

Punch him in the face immediately and attempt to kick his ass....knowing full well I'd lose the fight.

tell him to quit making gay ass keemstar videos on youtube

>no real strength

You don't really get it, do you?

Also, those jabs will be more effective if you first wash the cheeto dust off of them

Crush his windpipe and piss on him while he dies a slow painful death of suffocation.

After relieving myself on his soon to be corpse, I would fuck my girlfriend on a bar stool until the police showed up to question me.

A man with this body type can't even throw a proper punch. I would call him a walking billboard for insecurity and laugh at how sad he is.

Go to her funeral and put a demand of him for 15 million dollars

You are a fucking idiot.

Yeah, Im also pretty big, big enough that people are surprised when they see me. The range of motion isnt even the really big part. The big part is that these guys have no strength when it comes to doing actual physical activity. They can lift a weight up and down just fine, but if theyre to say climb a wall or fight, they have nothing. You cant work the muscles like that and expect them to all work together right. Besides, most of those guys are on roids, so that means theyre all size with nothing backing it up.

I dont think you get it bud. See above.

>all that muscle turns to fat
Nigga, you retarded?

Laugh at him slap the air

Oh look, it's this thread again.

>implying

sure thing boss.

>not realizing body builders are athletically inept.

kek this in no way invalidates his point. go lift some dicks faggot

Reported for illegal content.

Enjoy your ban you retarded faggot.

make sure the bar isnt bent and try to hide my embarassment.

I would never go to a bar and I wouldn't have no gf

I didnt imply anything retard, I said it straight out, LrntoEnglish

It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog

You seem mad, you sponsored by Kleenex?

As long as gf i screaming rape, this. I would be unwilling to gtftjail for life for an ass fondling. If she didn't scream rape, she may not be gf for long tho.

kekek

Go shoot up Pulse.

kek

it's not about the size of a dog in the fight, it's about the size of a dog in the fight

Laugh as he realized he just slapped the ass of a girl who was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!

i'll give him a papercut so he'll bleed to death, that cunt can't handle shit

>dog

Reported for rule violation.

Enjoy your lengthy ban you stupid queer.

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that feel when you have to walk around with a gun to feel safe. You're walking boy pussy. I bet you get shook az fuck walking around at night, skinny/fat ass. Grab your gun, cause genetics made you 1/2 a man. Btw, I'm completely for the second amendment, so don't go there... Skinny boy.

I've gained strength by lifting weights. That is why I lift weights. When it comes to being able to fight, that's a whole other story. Saying someone who lifts weight doesn't know how to fight is like saying someone who plays chess doesn't know how to cook. Lifting does increase strength.

I'm sponsored by "not making up retarded bullshit and trying to pass it off as fact." Idiot.

it's not about the length of a ban you stupid queer, it's about the stupid queer behind the length of the ban

kek/10

Ask if he can slap my ass too and call him "Daddy"

I'd probably assume he didn't realize that she was with me so I'd ignore it unless it persisted then I would politely inform him that she is with me and I'd appreciate if he found someone else tonight. If he did it out of blatant disrespect to me I'd smile at him and head out of the club and take my girl home and drop her off. After I dropped her off I'd head back to the club and wait in the parking lot until I saw him walk to his car, then I'd follow him to his deatination. Finally I'd place a GPS tracker on his vehicle and over the next couple of weeks analyze where he frequently go's and where he lives. I'm not sure what I'd do to him after I had all of this information though. Probably nothing extreme, just enough for him to think that maybe karma was getting back at him.

take out my five-seven on his pelvis and cock the hammer back looking into his eyes

Faggot kys

this is mind blowing dumb. You should be sterilized

Lifting increases strength, but in the wrong way. It doesnt make your muscles function naturally. I lifted for 20 years, I got big as fuck, but I never felt all that strong. Then I started doing calisthenics, and I got big and strong as fuck. I actually look and feel strong now, and I can move better than ever. So if its me and a guy who lifts, and we both know how to fight, Im going to have the advantage.

I shoot a glock 20, 10mm... I keep it as personal defense. I do not carry it daily, nor do I fucking brag bout HRRRR, doet I gotz a gun. Matter o' fact, you're pretty much the problem with "gun owners", media bait proof. Btw, my point still stands, you shoot a .22 into some massed up roidfreak from more than 15 yards, he'll still kick your ass.

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I'd call the cops and have him placed on the sex offenders list.