Star Trek versus Star Whores, who would win?

Star Trek versus Star Whores, who would win?

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they need to make this movie at least once

Warhammer 40k would win.

The Lord of the Rings

Now that the Star Wars Extended Universe is no longer Canon, then Star Trek wins as their shields stop all lasers.

and to that end the The Dark Lord Sauron

Sauron's a pussy ass bitch that can get the hand wearing the One Ring cut off by a sword. ur a faget

Yeah... pretty sure a lightsaber would still fuck up a faggot dressed in spandex armed with a phaser. Shields or not.

In space battles I am willing to bet the Enterprise holds the advantage; but even then it would be overwhelmed by sheer numbers.


On foot there would be no contest. Jedi are not something unless you're superpowered somehow.

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Enterprise gets proton torpedoed in an exhaust port in a matter of seconds.

Spork and Kirk gay make out as they explode. GG at least you tried.

A handful of photon torpedoes would take out the whole empire. Not even close

>"Photon torpedoes"

Gee fag, its like you don't even Star War.

I kekd

ever heard of the borg?

Death Star doom sphere >>> Borg faggot cube

Family Guy Is Win All of Them.

Everyone would be apart of the Borgs team...if the death star could even find the borg that is

Q ends the Star Wars universe.

GOD EMPEROR OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
40K IS VICTORIOUS

It would be an interesting conflict, but lets face it. The two good guy groups would work together to stop the bad guy groups.

Can q even midiclorian? Besides q wouldn't step in unless he really cared and unless it's season one of tng, he really stops caring

Yeah this, I don't think the star wars universe has an answer for Q.

A well placed proton torpedo is the answer to everything

Yes

Not talking about original Star Trek eh? Well other than Q i'm lost.

Samefag

He also turned nearly all the lords of all the races into his personal bitch. Not to mention how he decimated the realm of men.

I think we owe the first Dark Lord some credit for getting that stuff going.

Borg wouldn't give two shits. They would teleport onto the Death Star and then assimilate deck by deck. Being that Storm Troopers can't hit for shit it would be childs play.

Destroy a cube and they now have a Death Star.

And if a Sith was on board... yeah that would be fucked up a Sith Borg.

Also I read that he marched around with Celebrembors corpse on a pike.

Assuming they do take the Death Star, 1 proton torpedo is the solution.

Goodnight Borg, Rebels go eat shwarma.

For being a retard sure. Put all your power into a ring that can be destroyed and it doesn't even work against the dwarves and elves? Nice plan, bro.

Exactly thank you! Sauron a pussy? KYS! You don't know shit about power fag

Hes not the most powerful guy in the universe even. Ever hear of tom bambadil? That motherfucker would have danced into mordor, shot the ring into the magma, and danced away, unscathed. If only he gave a fuck.

Star wars is a much more militaristic universe and a star destroyer would wreck the enterprise.

Do I need to keep saying it there was more than one ring of power that was just the one to rule them all dig ur head out ur ass and fucking learn something

You sure caught me rotten champ.

No, the one who came before Sauron. Sauron is the second dark lord. His name was Melkor.

Death Star nukes middle earth in 2 seconds and all the faggot elves, dwarves, and omnipotent dark Lords along with it.

Step up

>android
please kill yourself poorfag

I know that, but these bitch are callin him a pussy. at least he stayed true to his ways unlke Vader

Huh? You seem to be literally as retarded as Sauron was.

Samefag

Got you again bitch

Faggot obviously doesnt know about mithril

The Celestials and Abeloth are the supreme beings of SW.
Imortal force users so powerful they are the living embodiment of the force

lol nope as Proton Torpedo's aren't as powerful as Photon Torpedo's, and those don't even destroy Borg ships. Damage them till they adapt.

My bad, Melkor was definitely more badass then his retarded cousin Sauron.

the android did kill himself, that was pretty fucked up

Who gives a fuck about Mithril when your whole universe is turned into vapor? Fuck outta here Gollum.

This, cover the continent with it and the Deathstar wont be worth a dime.

Vader wasnt even fully evil bitch he still had light

He enjoys proprietary devices. I bet you are not even posting from a GNU and Linux machine.

Bullshit....that same asshole with a lightsaber would fall to an 3.5 (heavy stun)area stun effect

Stormtroopers are elite troops
darth vaders and the emperor's battle meditation fouled trooper aim so as not to kill luke

Im disappointed. When the Borg were first introduced, they utterly buttfucked everything in their path. Then, as they were probably the coolest villains of ST (fucking bionic zombies!), they watered them down to being too easily defeatable. And the whole Borg Queen was just a retarded idea from the get go. Totally goes against the whole idea of the collective hive mind. Suddenly, "guess what! the hive mind is controlled by 1 being and it has a normal humanoid personality". Fucked it up.

joke first of all and also i think u mean planet

> I bet you are not even posting from a GNU and Linux machine.
if i could grow a neckbeard i probably would be

Any torpedo will start a cataclysmic chain reaction which will destroy the station instantly. Nice try nubcake

lel
Plasma explosive > photon explosive
you're such a dumbass

They're no clones I'll say that

A woman controlling a bunch of guys? Inconceivable!

This is THE nerdiest thread I have ever had the pleasure to be in. I wish Sup Forums did this all the time.

>forgot to add the lines intersecting at a 45° angle symbol

The entirety of the Lord of the Rings universe takes place on that planet. So the planet goes and thier universe goes

kek

lol maybe if Lucas was writing the episode. For elite troops they can't hit worth shit. Not just Luke, but anyone, Han. Leia, the fucking Ewoks.

Sauron was merely the lackey who stepped in when Melkor left Middle Earth. The first age was the best age.

Depends on the Species for Star Trek if we're talking about the Q it's no contest, it's just a space battle Star Trek shield's would definitely put them in the better spot but the star wars universe has maneuverability so it could go either way, foot battles star wars no contest unless the trekies start doing shady shit like teleporting the heads off force users and generally dangerous soldiers so they could pick off the cannon fodder.

You sound like an ancient Christian

well no but they are still fairly well trained by the clones.
and if anyone were to fight this new enemy it would be the 501st the unit with the most clones still in it led by vader

Force choked before you pull the trigger. Or mind tricked into into stunning yourself in the nuts.

Beam me up Scotty

The X-wings are armed with 1 kiloton warhead. That is not as powerful as a Photon Torpedo.

Fus Ro Dah

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Brent Spiner hit on me for three days straight while I was an extra on Independence Day 2 last summer.

I am a 100% straight guy btw...


I could have sucked Data's dick.

Why can't we just get high and put all this behind us.

Enjoy government spying from win10 telemetry.

you thinkin of Y-wing

I'm tired of this meme
In the scene you are talking about Vader had put a tracking device on their ship.
Would you kill someone you need to follow dumbass?

the ewoks actually do suffer casualties

Literally everything from the trek universe is technically overpowered by a massive degree compared to Star Wars. A couple of borg cubes or a tiny fleet of federation starships would basically decimate the empire or the rebellion... The fact that the primary weapon type in the star wars universe is something that is 100% ineffective against fed / klingon / vulcan / etc etc etc shield tech basically means they're fucked right off the bat.

Pretty sure a single galaxy or sovereign class starship could warp in, dump enough firepower (some quantum torpedoes ought to do it) to completely decimate the weaponised part of the death star then warp out again before anyone even knew what the fuck was going on...

As for infantry, well, no doubting that seemingly everyone in starfleet aims about as bad as fucking stormtrooper. But realistically some pulse phaser rifles would be every bit as effective as a laser rifle. If you bring the borg into things there's basically no competition. I'd like to see a small team of MAKO's basically wipe out a battalion of storm troopers though, good shit.

Star wars works because EVERYTHING in its universe is at the same underdeveloped level, so no one's really at an advantage. Apples to oranges. As for the force, well, they'd have to get close enough to use it effectively.

I'm the very first one

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Tom Bombadil would step in if Q tried anything that would harm his wife. Bombadil sings and does a little dance, Q is now Bombadil's bitch.

It's not a fucking meme dude, there were dozens of them shooting at Han and co in Return and not a fucking one came close to hitting any of them. Hundreds of them vs. the Ewoks and the Ewoks took like 3 casualties.

They CANNOT hit for shit.

>impying i have anything to hide

You think Q is going to take a side, and not just guffaw from the sidelines??

Didn't read lol

Bitches don't know about my spice.

U DUN GOOFD

At least android is customizable, unlike shitty I phone. Mine looks like it was created by Tony fuckin Stark.

He will help Picard. That's his bro.

main deflector dish can do anything OP. remember that is in Trek's corner

Doesn't matter when Darth Vader mindfucks some redshirt into lowering the shields or just flying straight into the sun.

Plus once Kirk fucks Jar-Jar he'll spread the AIDS to the rest of the Alpha quadrant.

except for the fucking death star shield you dumbass.
If you think star wars is underdeveloped you are obviously blind.
Phasers are nothing compared to the plasma weaponry of SW.
ST shields are not impervious to plasma.
One bombardment from a Imp duece or super stardestroyer would obliterate a federation vessel

Oddly enough I figured it would be Goldblum who tried to touch my pecker. Didn't see that coming from Spiner.

William Fitchner was the coolest star on set. Even ate with us a couple times.

the Enterprise is not a military ship. A Victory Class Star Destroyer wouldn't even need to get close, send out your waves of fighters, bombers and interceptors and it's GG Enterprise.

Add to the fact very few of the Empire's forces go it alone - you've always got 2, 3 or 4 Star Destroyers as a carrier group.

I think the better argument might be Federation & Allies and the Rebellion vs. Empire and ST: Hostile Forces (Klingons, Romulans, Borg) etc

>Nothing to hide
>Nothing to fear
>I also don't like privacy
Enjoy being cucked

Bitches please, the Ewoks would WRECK the Klingons, nibble their legs right off.

If I could judge you by your home screen, I'd say you're autistic. Phone customization XDDD is a meme.