Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Claimed

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Hey everyone.

>claimed
Y-You know I don't like being teased. J-Just tell me what you want

kagami claimed!!!
gonna take a nap edition, ill see you guys soon, or if not tomorrow!! lol

god i love memes

>these trips claim Amatsu

>except I totally am
Oh shit I have been bamboozled.

>Gonna start drinking soon
Aren't you the lightweight who got totally smashed last time?

>Best waifu claimed

Mumei claim

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Weeeell...
Let's just say for now that it's one sided, particularly on my side. I don't really know how she feels about me...

>which is why when the ship sunk I was so afraid that she was mad at me

Wait, WHAT?!

The trips are mine. MINE!

Megumin claimed
89 cent megumeme you COULD share some megumin pics

that bird is whoreifying

>robbed
>re-engaging
>roll

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No that was Aqua. I am a lightweight, but I have an extraordinarily fast metabolism so even if I do get really really really drunk, it's usually only for no longer than maybe an hour.

I SEE YOUR OHAYO AND RAISE YOU A MEGASIZED OHAYO!

>Girl on the internet
Pretty sure I admitted 3 days ago openly that that was not the case, actually...
>Although I'd still respond to that name out of habit

>Silver tongue
More like silver coated.

well tell her how you feel silly!!! whenever she's on. don't let this chance pass you by!!!

Akiko claimed

Sorry Aizawa my internet spazzed out
I'm reconnecting

It's just a prank bro

youtube.com/watch?v=jbZusVDBf4A

Going to bed soon?

(89 cent megumeme)
what about him
>rolling rattles

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And you know I love teasing~
I'm only asking for a favour for when I'll need one
>trips says you're mine
No, they aren't~
If you wanna call me a DM, you could, just get yourself an original one, 5th megumeme
Go get him!
Shoo~

Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa

woooohoooo. Im fuckin bored. watching evangalion thinking about playing The last of Us

AHA I HAVE FOUND THE REAL HANAKO.
>This is a coup
>I'm gonna steal Hotaru and become your shipmate forever
>ROLLING FOR TRIPS AND HOTARU AND YOUR LOVE

>The ship sunk
Oh.
Well, rolling anyway.
We're gonna rebuild this ship from the ground up, and this time
>I'm the captain

Can't wait to see your actual edits
I really love this image

CLOSING TIME BLEW HORSE NUTS

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Penny Claim!
>I fucking love Black Lagoon.
>Some of them a very small amount of them can be pollinators.
>But most of them are bastards

im having major guy issues, dude wont get another messenger so we can talk easier

>yuno claim

give me the chocolate

i prefer rin

>trips to keep the plebs away
>rolling

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Would you like a gift, Karen?

>not the case
AHA, so I was right the first time! Either way, calling you Nat. Also I must have not been here for that.

What are we trying so hard to roll for today?
>this shit is cray
Who's this and why is that bottle so tiny.

I would like a gif

I-If you say so b-baka

i just dislike how tryhard big order is overall

that "twist" would have been a lot cooler had the anime not already gone totally whack and off course

>two away from quints
Is this what true pain is

A social experiment, perhaps?

>A really fast metabolism
Vaguely envious, but that's actually really helpful for consuming alcohol.

Son I've been trying to roll to overthrow Hotaru for a long time and I cannot be stopped, no matter what.

>bottom right Karen noticed

Gift****

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what? im talking about katawa shoujo

no
>roll
im gonna get trips before you

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I was laughing for a good 5 minutes when you said that at first, because you were on point.
>Apparently Operator knew as well, the cheeki breeki.

Alright, give me just a second.

>confirmed by these trips

10/10 picture

DM stands for Dollar Menu Megumin, right?
How's your day?

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OH.

pppppft t-totally knew that
;-;

pretty thicc legs there

So ready for this
So fucking ready for this

Mine!

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>flat, 1000x1000,075,f.u5.jpg
>flat
Kek

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>trip to have you
>roll
>Who's this
I'm Amatsukaze, also known as DM
Pleased to meet you
>why is that bottle so tiny
Beats me
Tsun is best dere
N-not that I like it or anything..
yes
Shoo~
>you mean those one
Discount Megumin, actually
The day is fine, thanks for asking
How's yours?

Enjoy.

thats all the hanako i got. have fun man

Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa

What a shitty night

Horse

>triggered

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>getting intensifies

>N-not that I like it or anything
[spoiler]is this you confessing?[/spoiler]

>Kygo feat. Conrad Sewell - Firestone
I'd really appreciate more of this, Anomaly.

And I'm not too tired right now, probably will in about an hour or so, but I'll stick around until then.

What have you been up to? I'm sure it's late for you, probably around 4 AM.

i claimed this waifu before you.

but also, why's it shitty?

Goodnight

Good, up to anything besides posting?

no
>roll
what wrong heretic tsundere~chan?

Whats wrong???

Ave Maria

It's been too long.

>reroll

Best idol. Even better than maki :^)

Hmmmm?~

For real? Oh shit I'm guessing is this from gardening experience?

i don't think i've been honest with myself.

i like Madoka, but as a little sister.

i fell in love with Sayaka First.

I appreciate this
but I will never be able to upload it, lol.
Can you do different expressions? Like you did on your first one?
It's so cute.

Yeah it's nice. I get shit faced really quickly, but I also recover really quickly too so it evens out.

Being a man who literally sucks dicks, I recognize a boybutt when I see it~ I just gave you the benefit of the doubt because you denied it at the time.

Lets Play some Games!!!!! Who wants to team up for some I dunno Ps4 or Heroes of the storm or some shit. Im fuckin bored.

We barely talked. This was my fault.

Still. Please, sleep well.

It's okay my man, Karen is my little sister too
It's more than a sexual thing

>10000x6250
>wew lad
>Need more get
Confessing my love for tsunderes? Yes
Just listening to some Witcher 3 OST
Yourself?
yes
Shoo~

I saw Kygo live a while ago, a pretty great show.
This was actually the first Kygo song I heard, that was when he was still starting.
youtube.com/watch?v=fn_amMJehPU
Alright then, just woke up really early and it's 6 am now.

Isn't tracer in that game

B-Baka

Yeah, I did some research about pollinators to avoid hurting last year, and there are some species of wasp that do pollinate.
>However none of the species listed in my area don't pollinate, so I mercilessly destroy them like an angry god.
Otherwise I avoid hurting bumble bees.

steam?

waifu?

>i fell in love with Sayaka First.

Go on...

Thoughts on Overwatch?

Another one hm? The Yuno army grows
Just instant noodles night

Would appreciate if you stop calling me that

Shitty dinner, nothing devistating just first world problem

>I should follow your example
>claiming amatsu with this trips

>witcher 3 ost
I'm listening to the Gwent music myself

Oh shit thanks fam

ohhhhhhhh kyo!!!
>wink wink nudge nudge
>kagami

Listening to some Weezer, Beck, Sublime, etc. Nice trips btw

I have a ps4 but all I play is destiny or dark souls 3