You post a superpower and fellow user make it BETTER

You post a superpower and fellow user make it BETTER

I can fit 3 dicks in my ass

>invisibility

Nobody judges you for being a raging faggot

4 dicks

its now 4

Invisibility that you you can extend to objects within reach

Balancing stuff on my chin. Probably maxes out at 12"x12"x50'

And now you're working on a tv show
> Sheldon Cooper

I'm like Green Arrow.

power to turn on a pluged working VCR by holding your finger 1/4 inch away fro the power on button

Sticking it up your ass powers your whole house.

Bone manipulation

Boner manipulation

Only within reach of penis

Yall a bunch of niggers

I can stick my dick into a pocket dimension.

It's filled with traps and gay men only

Not be Black

Can't be made better

I have the power to make any girl want to have sex with me.

ability to mouth swap with people, but only thing effected is taste, so you can go to a fancy restaurant and taste what rich people order while you lick a frozen turd and thats what they taste

We all have that power. It's called rape.

That doesn't make it better, that makes it much worse.

How about instead of a pocket dimension, it's a portal that you place anywhere that you can stick your dick in.

And the hotter they are, the more kinky in bed they become.

they're all fat sweaty neckbeards

Improvement: you're no longer a raging homosexual and can now get it up for a girl

I have the power to prove god exists

Never have to wipe your ass after taking a shit, your shits leave the rectum with no trace.

Same goes for all other fluids that come out your rectum, you get the whole package

By becoming a god yourself

All athiests get strong father figures

Leave bathroom with no smell

it leaves right into the mouth of anita sarkesian

>want
nice try but that's the opposite you dumbass

Leaves her anus and into Hillary Clintons crusty vagina

But not gay and shitty

except you don't have to lick a frozen turd... it just happens that everyone tastes frozen turds when you mouth swap with them.

I really like Sharpe, both the series and the books.

Wow, did not see that coming
What?

Everything I say becomes true

The universe chooses to have mercy on you and not take you too literally.

You can also never lie!
Win win!!

Shit my pants every time I die.

You're shit goes back in so the stain is always gone in a fraction of a second,
Goodbye Mr.Clean