You post a superpower and fellow user make it BETTER
You post a superpower and fellow user make it BETTER
I can fit 3 dicks in my ass
>invisibility
Nobody judges you for being a raging faggot
4 dicks
its now 4
Invisibility that you you can extend to objects within reach
Balancing stuff on my chin. Probably maxes out at 12"x12"x50'
And now you're working on a tv show
> Sheldon Cooper
I'm like Green Arrow.
power to turn on a pluged working VCR by holding your finger 1/4 inch away fro the power on button
Sticking it up your ass powers your whole house.
Bone manipulation
Boner manipulation
Only within reach of penis
Yall a bunch of niggers
I can stick my dick into a pocket dimension.
It's filled with traps and gay men only
Not be Black
Can't be made better
I have the power to make any girl want to have sex with me.
ability to mouth swap with people, but only thing effected is taste, so you can go to a fancy restaurant and taste what rich people order while you lick a frozen turd and thats what they taste
We all have that power. It's called rape.
That doesn't make it better, that makes it much worse.
How about instead of a pocket dimension, it's a portal that you place anywhere that you can stick your dick in.
And the hotter they are, the more kinky in bed they become.
they're all fat sweaty neckbeards
Improvement: you're no longer a raging homosexual and can now get it up for a girl
I have the power to prove god exists
Never have to wipe your ass after taking a shit, your shits leave the rectum with no trace.
Same goes for all other fluids that come out your rectum, you get the whole package
By becoming a god yourself
All athiests get strong father figures
Leave bathroom with no smell
it leaves right into the mouth of anita sarkesian
>want
nice try but that's the opposite you dumbass
Leaves her anus and into Hillary Clintons crusty vagina
But not gay and shitty
except you don't have to lick a frozen turd... it just happens that everyone tastes frozen turds when you mouth swap with them.
I really like Sharpe, both the series and the books.
Wow, did not see that coming
What?
Everything I say becomes true
The universe chooses to have mercy on you and not take you too literally.
You can also never lie!
Win win!!
Shit my pants every time I die.
You're shit goes back in so the stain is always gone in a fraction of a second,
Goodbye Mr.Clean