Get off a plane in Beijing

>get off a plane in Beijing
>see this
>"Come. Sit. Have tea, gweilo."

wat do

Rape her

>wat do
have tea

Y-yes mistress.

punch her in the face and run away before she spawns an Elliot Rodger

Run im not getting my kidney stolen

>now in Beijing prison
>escorted to your cell
>see this inside
>"Come. Sit. Have tea, gweilo."

wat do

KEK

What is she is Opuschennaya?
Ignore her

I love epic chinese show before I got hooked with Nipponese animation. Any good chink shit today?

Ignore her and move on

i would have sucked her nippy titty and tasted her pussy tea

*BBRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT*

am no gweilo

This.
But if it would come to this I think the only reasonable thing is to accept destiny.

>Implying anyone wants a useless kidney

Top lel finland,nobody wants kidneys that are half functioning

>your alcoholism saves you
Life is truly a mystery.

"spasiba gaijin! quero chai "

For a total of 15 full months before your kidney explodes

whats gweilo
did she just insult me?

It means Westerner

>implying I am not going to become an old bum
Anyhow my drinking ain't even really that bad.

Fuggg

In that case you should drink til you die.Being old sucks.
>Can't control body
>Weak and frail
>Balding/white hair
>Angry all the time
>Body fuctions slowly failing
>Dementia
Etc

>not wanting to become an angry old man who finds joy in watching the world unravel

>Westerner
I am of pure Wendo-Sarmatian origin.

Such insult calls for a genocide.

ghost man literally

Have tea you autistic shit.

Does it mean westerner, or just a generic word for anybody who's not chinese?

It means Westerner,can be expanded to all white people i.e. arabs

>ghost man
The fact that for Chinese we were some sorts of boogeyman makes ma all warm and fuzzy inside.

it means devil/evil outsider. Specifically made for white people.

they believed they are the center of this world (china in chinese is - zhong guo - literally "middle kingdom/country") and they're surrounded by devils/ghosts/barbarians from all sides

>get off a plane in Beijing
>Wat do
Suffocate because I forgot to bring a gas mask.

what the fuck man

they're rip offs
All the girls are friendly there...
Why pay for retard expensive tea?

>tfw the eternal anglo absolutely cucked china in every possible way

how did they understand each other?

Sit, have tea, and gweilo, in that order

lop off her head