Gf asleep

Gf asleep.
What do?

timestamp her ass cheek

Let her sleep

Timestamp/tits/finger in anus or....

>GTFO


Faggot

Gently stick a tube in her ass hole, then push your ass on the other end so that it goes up your ass then fart really hard

Shit in her vagoo

shave her asshole while wearing her panties on your head

Get your fingers as deep as you can in her pussy

Tie her leg to the bed with enough rope so she can reach the door

Strip off cover yourself in boot polush head to toe

Find an old spectrum game cassette put in in the HiFi begin to get a full hard on

Turn up HiFi full press play on cassette jump on bed and thrust blackened penis at her

Watch her run for that door

Eat some taco bell first so you can blow a really big fart

this guy knows how to have a good time.

bump

This fucking guy though

checked and kek'ed

Dat fucking Sup Forums

Dubs declare

Bring her back to the day care.

You know why we are all here. Get her naked and post pics. Bonus points if you can do it withot waking her up.

Get cling film seal her to bed

Stand over her and jack off

10/10 would read again

oh, you!

Get cling film seal her to bed

Stand over her and jack off

Go find homeless guy


Get him to get into bed

Fill room with detritus and partying carnage

Wake her up demanding to know who da fuq this guy is and how long has it been going on

Bump

Rolling

Rolling for dubs

Dubs

Go dubs

Dubs win

Dam look exactly like my girls ass...I wish it was bigger

Dubs now!

Pic of part of her face

PUKE ON HER!!!

sleep.

Faggots be like o0o0o0o0o het her naked

Like you cant find enough naked bitches on Sup Forums

Faggots be inventive

/thread.

dubs get, cherish her and make her breakfast in the morning.

it's friday night and you aren't balls deep in your gf. your sex life must be boring and it isn't long before she will be sitting on 12 inch nigger dicks behind your back.

But really is there any other option

Go read a book in the living room. GF is now unrelated to thread.

Fuck yo GF

Dick pics or GTFO

Reroll.

Cucumber in her

reroll she deserves this

Pull the blanket over her.
Neatly arrange her things to make her morning easier.
JO onto her face.

reroll you ungrateful piece of shit

shes a fucking princess