Gf asleep.
What do?
Gf asleep
timestamp her ass cheek
Let her sleep
Timestamp/tits/finger in anus or....
>GTFO
Faggot
Gently stick a tube in her ass hole, then push your ass on the other end so that it goes up your ass then fart really hard
Shit in her vagoo
shave her asshole while wearing her panties on your head
Get your fingers as deep as you can in her pussy
Tie her leg to the bed with enough rope so she can reach the door
Strip off cover yourself in boot polush head to toe
Find an old spectrum game cassette put in in the HiFi begin to get a full hard on
Turn up HiFi full press play on cassette jump on bed and thrust blackened penis at her
Watch her run for that door
Eat some taco bell first so you can blow a really big fart
this guy knows how to have a good time.
bump
This fucking guy though
checked and kek'ed
Dat fucking Sup Forums
Dubs declare
Bring her back to the day care.
You know why we are all here. Get her naked and post pics. Bonus points if you can do it withot waking her up.
Get cling film seal her to bed
Stand over her and jack off
10/10 would read again
oh, you!
Get cling film seal her to bed
Stand over her and jack off
Go find homeless guy
Get him to get into bed
Fill room with detritus and partying carnage
Wake her up demanding to know who da fuq this guy is and how long has it been going on
Bump
Rolling
Rolling for dubs
Dubs
Go dubs
Dubs win
Dam look exactly like my girls ass...I wish it was bigger
Dubs now!
Pic of part of her face
PUKE ON HER!!!
sleep.
Faggots be like o0o0o0o0o het her naked
Like you cant find enough naked bitches on Sup Forums
Faggots be inventive
/thread.
dubs get, cherish her and make her breakfast in the morning.
it's friday night and you aren't balls deep in your gf. your sex life must be boring and it isn't long before she will be sitting on 12 inch nigger dicks behind your back.
But really is there any other option
Go read a book in the living room. GF is now unrelated to thread.
Fuck yo GF
Dick pics or GTFO
Reroll.
Cucumber in her
reroll she deserves this
Pull the blanket over her.
Neatly arrange her things to make her morning easier.
JO onto her face.
reroll you ungrateful piece of shit
shes a fucking princess