I forgot to buy beer and booze, and the government shop is closed now

I forgot to buy beer and booze, and the government shop is closed now.

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>government shop
what a commie thing

It's very common in first world countries.

Hey man, at least suicide isn't the leading cause of death for males aged 20-44 over here.
You can make fun of our government as much as you want, but there's some fucked up shit going on in moonland as well.

but it is pretty high compared to other countries, no?

No, it isn't.

Not particularly, no. It's just that there are far less deaths related to manslaughter and sickness compared to most countries, so the fairly average suicide rate seems larger.

nah, it's on the average

no it's not, you scandies are literally the only people this cucked

God dammit I fucking hate government liquor stores. Government should never be involved in anything that can be better handled by the private sector. Shut down the LCBO! My favorite thing about visiting Europe is that I can buy and drink booze like a free man over there.

Don't live in a statist hellhole then

>tfw our overlords finally let us buy medium strong beer in non-government stores
>tfw our overlords finally let stores be open on christmas

>tfw can buy beer at the gas station

how fucking commie are your countries?
goddamit, there maybe a bit too much 24h liquor stores over here but at least government doesn't have the alcohol trading monopoly

You're allowed to buy 2% "beer" in supermarkets, right? You just have to buy 20 liters or something :DDD

>no it's not, you scandies are literally the only people this cucked

No. Even Canada and America have them.

3,5% is the supermarket tier beer.

If he isn't retarded he will distill it

But what can you expect from a stupid Swede

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_monopoly
>They exist in all Nordic countries except mainland Denmark (only on the Faroe Islands), and in all provinces and territories in Canada except Alberta (which privatized its monopoly in 1993). In the United States, there are some alcoholic beverage control states, where alcohol sales are controlled by either private retailers or like in Pennsylvania, a government operation.

So you are the only europeans that do this, people here would go apeshit if you suggested something like that

Is that why places like Detroit are the way they are?

If he wasn't retarded he would've bought a van full of booze from Estonia way before Christmas

Well, they do serve a purpose. Higher tax and stronger regulation on alcohol is a pain in the ass for people with half a functioning brain, but there are enough drunkards littering the streets here already.

Then again, we don't care if some obese fuck buys a bag of potato chips, so why should we care if some shaggy drunk buys a box of wine?

Denmark has the right idea, I think. Norway and Sweden likes to shit on Denmark for a lot of reasons, but they actually got something very right.

no that's because of niggers and democrat leaders

I don't approve of it, but it's the way it is. Here, and in a lot of other places.

Estonia is expensive nowadays. Buy from Latvia or Russia.

No its not. Stupid Swedes.

>The government shop
That's so cute

>not drinking bath oils instead

Or in any store. Shit, if a store doesnt sell beer its closed in 1 week.

what do you mean by government shop

like liquor licenses?

I think police should be allowed to fine fat people for possession of soda or burgers.

McDonald's should weigh people before selling them fries.

Literally pleb. Here you can buy everything in the gas station, from beer & wine to vodka and whisky

All alcohol that has more than some alcohol percent (something single digit) is only sold by a government monopoly in Finland.

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I'm not sure if you're joking, but I actually 100% agree.

Depends on the state friendo, I can buy beer at the gas station and bourbon at the corner privately owned liquor store

Not everyone have the luxury to live in Siberia.

Remember

Drinking is as degenerate as shooting up marijuanas

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so it's a scandi thing

it explains why when i went to minnesota i couldn't find alcohol anywhere that i normally get it

Alcohol is the devil's poison straight from the pit of hell

I'd still be fat regardless.

If not being a druggie drunk retard is a scandi thing, I can't say I'm complaining

There is only one liquor store chain here, and it's owned by the government. It's expensive, and its opening hours are not very generous. The service is very good however.

Eh, people drink that stuff everywhere.

Enjoy going to prison after three strikes

Do they have McDonald's in American prisons?

No, I mean, I don't even eat/drink that shit, and I'd still be fat.

So you are going to buy all your burgers and friends on the black market?

>government shop
>closed
explain this meme

In Poland the only stores that are open 24/7 are liquor stores

Finnish alko is our version of gubbermint monopoly. Medium strong beer and long drinks are soon to be released to supermarkets

Superstores also sell booze.

He clearly said that his obesity is caused by the complete absensce of physical activity and not abuse of insanely unhealthy and calorie-rich food.

Meaning that your proposed """solution""" to the obesity problem would solve very little.

God why are Finns so fucking braindead?

A government owned monopoly is the only place you can buy hard liquor here

You don't get fat without food.

>"if the government didn't prevent me from fucking myself over I would be helpless and unable to restrain myself"
this is what leftism does to people...

Your body will burn roughly 2000 calories for the average male even if you live a completely sedentary life. If you steer clear of junk food and somehow manage to still have the appetite to eat 2000 calories, then you really are beyond help.

Oh.
We had that in the commie times actually.

It's still remniscent to this day since most Poles refer to liquor stores (all of them are owned privately) as "sklep monopolowy" meaning "Monopoly Shop".

Stems from the days when all liquor stores where controlled by the State Spirits Monopoly.

Is there a consensus on whether Sweden is a real socialist/communist state?

Correct!

I was amazed by the amount of porn magazines at gas stations. wtf.

No we don't retard. I can buy alcohol at walmart.

>Is there a consensus on whether Sweden is a real socialist/communist state?

I can't take this fucking meme anymore

>Is there a consensus on whether Sweden is a real socialist/communist state?

Yes. It's absolutely not. Never have been anywhere near close. There were basically two things that have been historically regulated like this: alcohol, and pharmaceuticals.

what's a long drink

> 2% "beer"
wow thats gay

Maybe you should go to places like Idaho sometime and try that.

I eat a lot of high carbohydrate dishes.

I blame mia madre...

Sweden is a cuck state not a communist state

>one state

Wow. The vast majority do not have DESIGNATED ALCOHOL STORES idiot. Alcohol and cigs are cheap as fuck here and I can smoke indoors at bars that allow it. Feels good.

> DESIGNATED ALCOHOL STORES
ayy lmao

tfw. Vietnamese shop on every corner open even during christmas nonstop

Based vietnamese

>please tell us how to live government man

>Vietnamese shop
And then Czech storm buttblasted claiming we poisoned them

Like the GDR?

Captcha: Store fronts

>GOVERNMENT
>OWNED
>LIQUOR
>STORES

>don't let government man tell you how to live
>gorge yourself on burgers, soda, and ice cream, raise idiot children and proliferate guns while drunk

Freedom creates degeneracy.

Still makes you a liar.

Sweden and norway has state run stores called "Wine monopoly" (yes thats the direct norwegian translation, and the swedish one is similar) which distributes "hard alcohol" (anything over 5% really). In norway, you can only buy beer up to 5% in regular stores.
Ofcourse we hate this solution, we would like to buy alcohol at the gas station like normal countries can.

I see no problem.

>and the swedish one is similar

No. The translation would literally be "The System Company", for historical reasons.

alright. true. but its function is the same, no?

No. Only very few states have those dumb designated alcohol stores. vast majority don't.

>muh degeneracy

fuck off back to Sup Forums

Yeah. Except the limit is 3,5% here, for no good reason.

>not going home to parents who are well stocked on food booze and beer
>mfw virtually unlimited supply and i've got three weeks off

>government shop
Oh god, don't give our government any ideas

Wouldnt want to offend muhammad with that dangerous alcohol, would you?

>GOVERNMENT
>OWNED
>LIQUOR
>STORES

Yeah, exactly how state having control over every aspect of life in the entire Eastern Bloc saved it's population from degeneracy?

Oh wait..

Homo Sovieticus would disagree

>what is self-control
You seem to be mentally ill my friend. Go get the help that you need.

Then why on earth did you make this thread?

every manly thing is forbiden in scandilands

He didn't.

Drinking is considered rather womanly.

>feminine
>drinking
>actually could it even be a trait of any gender
Anyway makes me think that's how your trashy feminists get laid.

>filled up with beer, aquavit, and vodka

lets go boys

Wait are you trolling or is this real

who the fuck is drunk on christmas?

Looks pretty nice. If the Government did that here it would be run by sassy obese black women hired by AA, have it's last re-innovation be in the 70's, kids of trashy parents running around, and armed guard to stop all the robberies.

Here's a long drink, lonkero(tentacle). Britbongs call it gin in a tin

No its not you cuck.

Only Norwegians and Swedes have this.