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Merry Christmas from Australia

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no spoilers

good morning

post thiccness

Merry Christmas, Janny

thicc is an excuse for being a chubby chaser

what does christmas 2016 feel like?

kay-on

Was going to make this exact same edition mate

Merry Christmas everyone

need an english gf

trying to complete my alola pokedex lads

What presents did you buy for people?

kay-ons are for fucking

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>have to explain to my parents for the 24th year running why I'm not going out on christmas eve

Every year, what part of "I have no friends" don't they get lads?

delete this post mate

briefly had a gally like this
total sket but I miss that body like nothing else

>9:52PM
uhm.... no just yet

Christmas day 2016 currently has no yanks, as they are all stuck in the day before

it's magical

would pay good money to mott her out

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Vile degenerate

post PBBBBBTT copy pastas lads

>going out on christmas eve

never understood this desu

literally too big for my willy

i got bitches on their knees... sucking my dick

SUCKING

merry christmas

Your christmas doesn't count if half your citizens spend it watching the cricket

AAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST FUCKING IMAGINE LIVING IN PERTH

PERTH

THE WORST CITY IN AUSTRALIA

>work tomorrow

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>meme timezones strike again

Mother dearest demanding I spend the night over there so I can wake up for Christmas morning with my younger siblings

I'm fucking 22 and I've been living alone since I was 18.

Your Christmas doesn't count if less than half your citizens are Christian

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undisputed GOAT

might jump off a bridge onto the motorway lads

fucking can't take it

I've been dying to get that copypasta about being british and not being proud of going to other countries and acting like mad lads.
cant really remember how it goes but it was funny

me and the lads in the pub last night

Top 5 Cities in Australia:
1. Perth
2. Hobart
3. Queensland
4. Victoria
5. Sydney

GOOD post

*bites knuckle*

>this is what virgins believe
You don't need a big willy to fuck a thick chick

do it you ingrate

Pokemon sun for my younger sister
Japanese whiskey for my dad
Manga for my older sister
Sister is getting my mum's presents from us

Sorry mate, Santa will be over shortly with an extra box for your stocking x

lets see Janny does it for this one

ALRIGHT SWEETHEART?

Reminder to consider suicide if you don't receive at least one set of Lynx as a Christmas prezzie.

*its shit*

good post

@69021007
bad post

Small willies like mine can't handle this haha

Trimmed my fingernails for my bum.

family sound like a proper load of runts

Remember that no one really loves you. Your parents were only meeting the needs of their own narcissism when they conceived you. They were forced by their culture and context to raise you. The medical providers don't care about you, they are only doing their job. You are only a collection of decaying flesh to them. Your mental health providers will tell you whatever you need to hear to be a functioning cog in the great thresher of our industrial society; if that doesn't work they will medicate you. Your don't really love yourself either. That voice in your head has been there all the time, magnifying your shortcomings and setting you back. You loathe your very own existence, and you are right, what are you doing to help others? You cannot even save yourself. End it all. Nobody really cares.

YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL??

new world cities have so many people it's literally meaningless to say you come from there.

>yanks use 'midwest' or just 'the south' to identify themselves

ah yes glad we narrowed it down

your whole family are fucking weebs, Christ

didn't get anyone a single present

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merry christmas lad

at some point it has to stop

I have no problem waking up extra early to be there for Christmas morning but she's filled my old room with shit and there's no reason for me to go drink whisky alone on the couch over there tonight when I do that just fine here in my own home.

>oh god the freak has bought us more japanese shit yet again

sipping tea and reading the spectator lads

me having a sip

>exposed vulva

get him janny

checkd

60% are christian and the rest are atheist, rasheeds or jews

Merry Christmas auslads :3

WHOPPERS!

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

hmmmmm

gf just sent me this

on a date

I am like to dabble in otaku culture

Have a shopping app ready to scan each gift I receive tomorrow so I can see how cheap my family are

EU is fascist

Praise Farage!

hot cousins coming over.

would you lads boot a first cousin if she wanted to?

Got called gypsy in greggs earlier lads

thought the storm had cleared and I could nip to the shop but it's back

redneck

didn't she used to be in coronation street

you're gay

does she want to?

got a proper normie schedule this week
saw 2 different friends today
family chrimbo tomorrow
fifa with the lads on boxing day
going to a friends house the day after
2nd chrimbo after that
party after that then 2 days until NYE

if girls do make up so often why can't they learn to apply it properly?

with Lindsay Lohan from 2003?

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someone in greggs deserves a free sausage roll for that, fuck off Pirlo

Ah yes, so-called "city life" also known as "runt life"

What kind of a whore wears things like this? You can see her labia!

Where is her self respect?

Piece of filth

I'm I allowed to like this?? Or I'm I a disgusting Cis male swine??

anyone else doing a /nofap2017/?

potent rump

Nothing wrong with being gay

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Merry Christmas everyone!

Don't forget the Janny. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet.

lately ive been coming around to the idea that its not that bad to have sex with a cousin. some people get along pretty well with their cousins, sometimes they get very close. and if you're two consenting adults who are practicing safe sex then its a-ok in my book


have at it, tiger

Woah why so fucking rude mate tone it down