Merry Christmas from Australia
/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
...
no spoilers
good morning
post thiccness
Merry Christmas, Janny
thicc is an excuse for being a chubby chaser
what does christmas 2016 feel like?
kay-on
Was going to make this exact same edition mate
Merry Christmas everyone
need an english gf
trying to complete my alola pokedex lads
What presents did you buy for people?
kay-ons are for fucking
...
>have to explain to my parents for the 24th year running why I'm not going out on christmas eve
Every year, what part of "I have no friends" don't they get lads?
delete this post mate
briefly had a gally like this
total sket but I miss that body like nothing else
>9:52PM
uhm.... no just yet
Christmas day 2016 currently has no yanks, as they are all stuck in the day before
it's magical
would pay good money to mott her out
Vile degenerate
post PBBBBBTT copy pastas lads
>going out on christmas eve
never understood this desu
literally too big for my willy
i got bitches on their knees... sucking my dick
SUCKING
merry christmas
Your christmas doesn't count if half your citizens spend it watching the cricket
AAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST FUCKING IMAGINE LIVING IN PERTH
PERTH
THE WORST CITY IN AUSTRALIA
>work tomorrow
...
...
>meme timezones strike again
Mother dearest demanding I spend the night over there so I can wake up for Christmas morning with my younger siblings
I'm fucking 22 and I've been living alone since I was 18.
Your Christmas doesn't count if less than half your citizens are Christian
youtube.com
undisputed GOAT
might jump off a bridge onto the motorway lads
fucking can't take it
I've been dying to get that copypasta about being british and not being proud of going to other countries and acting like mad lads.
cant really remember how it goes but it was funny
me and the lads in the pub last night
Top 5 Cities in Australia:
1. Perth
2. Hobart
3. Queensland
4. Victoria
5. Sydney
GOOD post
*bites knuckle*
>this is what virgins believe
You don't need a big willy to fuck a thick chick
do it you ingrate
Pokemon sun for my younger sister
Japanese whiskey for my dad
Manga for my older sister
Sister is getting my mum's presents from us
Sorry mate, Santa will be over shortly with an extra box for your stocking x
lets see Janny does it for this one
ALRIGHT SWEETHEART?
Reminder to consider suicide if you don't receive at least one set of Lynx as a Christmas prezzie.
*its shit*
good post
@69021007
bad post
Small willies like mine can't handle this haha
Trimmed my fingernails for my bum.
family sound like a proper load of runts
Remember that no one really loves you. Your parents were only meeting the needs of their own narcissism when they conceived you. They were forced by their culture and context to raise you. The medical providers don't care about you, they are only doing their job. You are only a collection of decaying flesh to them. Your mental health providers will tell you whatever you need to hear to be a functioning cog in the great thresher of our industrial society; if that doesn't work they will medicate you. Your don't really love yourself either. That voice in your head has been there all the time, magnifying your shortcomings and setting you back. You loathe your very own existence, and you are right, what are you doing to help others? You cannot even save yourself. End it all. Nobody really cares.
YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL??
new world cities have so many people it's literally meaningless to say you come from there.
>yanks use 'midwest' or just 'the south' to identify themselves
ah yes glad we narrowed it down
your whole family are fucking weebs, Christ
didn't get anyone a single present
...
merry christmas lad
at some point it has to stop
I have no problem waking up extra early to be there for Christmas morning but she's filled my old room with shit and there's no reason for me to go drink whisky alone on the couch over there tonight when I do that just fine here in my own home.
>oh god the freak has bought us more japanese shit yet again
sipping tea and reading the spectator lads
me having a sip
>exposed vulva
get him janny
checkd
60% are christian and the rest are atheist, rasheeds or jews
Merry Christmas auslads :3
WHOPPERS!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
hmmmmm
gf just sent me this
on a date
I am like to dabble in otaku culture
Have a shopping app ready to scan each gift I receive tomorrow so I can see how cheap my family are
EU is fascist
Praise Farage!
hot cousins coming over.
would you lads boot a first cousin if she wanted to?
Got called gypsy in greggs earlier lads
thought the storm had cleared and I could nip to the shop but it's back
redneck
didn't she used to be in coronation street
you're gay
does she want to?
got a proper normie schedule this week
saw 2 different friends today
family chrimbo tomorrow
fifa with the lads on boxing day
going to a friends house the day after
2nd chrimbo after that
party after that then 2 days until NYE
if girls do make up so often why can't they learn to apply it properly?
with Lindsay Lohan from 2003?
...
someone in greggs deserves a free sausage roll for that, fuck off Pirlo
Ah yes, so-called "city life" also known as "runt life"
What kind of a whore wears things like this? You can see her labia!
Where is her self respect?
Piece of filth
I'm I allowed to like this?? Or I'm I a disgusting Cis male swine??
anyone else doing a /nofap2017/?
potent rump
Nothing wrong with being gay
...
Merry Christmas everyone!
Don't forget the Janny. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet.
lately ive been coming around to the idea that its not that bad to have sex with a cousin. some people get along pretty well with their cousins, sometimes they get very close. and if you're two consenting adults who are practicing safe sex then its a-ok in my book
have at it, tiger
Woah why so fucking rude mate tone it down