/nbbmn/

that time of year

old:

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youtube.com/watch?v=JduKY_m77yA
youtube.com/watch?v=h6WxhTakhLY
youtube.com/watch?v=2a38Z8B4PYQ
yadi
youtube.com/watch?v=JOd4Rawf-EE
youtube.com/watch?v=tfqZCyH_jlg
youtube.com/watch?v=V3DZj0Xe2QQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first for BM is an instagram filter

first for quorthon best bm qt

Runefy™ your band name today!

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Okay, this album isn't as nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I'm not very far in, but I was definitely expecting way worse.

/warmetal/

getting close to the end of week 2

plan on going through the darkspace discography next week

WEW

Now That's What I Call Bait

Who needs black metal filters when idol can just make sick black metal jams from the get go.
pvre fvking blak metal

demagogueproductions.bandcamp.com/releases

I put out an nsbm/noise album that it getting pretty decent reception so far. If you're interested feel free to check it out

you're a weird guy, you know that?

*that is

how do i un-numalecuck-ify myself

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first wave

nice dubs

1. throw all wolves in the throne room/sunbather/shiturgy/etc. related bands into the trash
2. go into isolation tank for 4 hours
3. listen to transylvanian hunger on repeat
4. emerge enlightened

The vocalist is ... bad is not the word. Different?

can you imagine being the guy who's image of masculinity is darkthrone?

Listen to Burzum fucking idiot

I need the angriest black metal you have

N S B M
S
B
M

can u imagine being the guy watching his mom get fucked by me?

refer to

Hey hey whoa hey man whoa hey, Two Hunters by WITTR is alright

youtube.com/watch?v=tRweb9BB2LA

Try out having some colors in your chart m8

Anyway:
++Arckanum
+Trelldom, Behemoth, Burzum, Mayhem, Paysage d'Hiver, Darkthrone, Immortal, Peste Noire, Mgła, Deathspell Omega, Bathory
~Nargaroth

Would it ever be possible/practical for me, as a burger, to move to Finland? Finns pump out metal as if their lives depend on it and they seem like genuinely hilarious/great people. Other than learning the language, seems like it would be a blast.

Maybe it's a pipe dream.

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Yeah, I totally understand what you're trying to say. But overall, I was just expecting way worse than what it actually turned out sounding like.

only idol is real

BTW on bashing Wolves in the Throne room, Celestial didnt caused an impression on me. But pic related is a masterpiece

> not the first man 14 years
> cousins cottage in Sipoo
> cousins 14v and 16v, both tytyjä, both really nice and beautiful
> lie all day talking nice, walking, mushroom, etc.
> give yourself a good impression (I guess?)
> night bath
> nakedness natural thing, but a mixed sauna
> penis already transferred the idea of cousins with the naked presence of light standby mode (does not show erection size, but came briskly more)
> saunokaa really hard, and go to the ocean for a swim in the nude
> circulate with the cousins suggestive glances and smiles but no one said anything yet
> both my cousins' parents get enough of massacres and go get some wine and ignite the grill
> I and my two incredible cousins in the sauna naked next to each other
> this point kovettumakontrolli betrayed and heppini horror began to comment on the fact that the cousins were 5/5
> embarrassed and tried to cover up
> cousins tirskuivat little but say that it does nothing, begin to present their own anatomical erikoisuuksiaan
> "you want to apply to my tisseihin"
> Susanna seal of approval and move your hand towards the tits
> "mut even tell I sit apply sun egg?"
> fsst tight place, do not really know what to answer
> father suddenly appears in the sauna
> here on is now a state of emergency, a cousin of the girls menkääs fuck out of here
> cousin of the girls leave and the father of shit on the stove semikiinteät tarts
> twist you lie down on your stomach benches
> "shit on your back now, boy"
> okay, Dad
> ejektoituu shit on your back
> Dad rubs it against your back and asks "do you like the boy do you like"
> if no kidding talking about so I would not terrifically
> "I'm not cold, I thought you'd like Sä"
> never spoken with the father paskaepisodista

We don't want you here, fatso.

I know they were mostly joking but apparently I scared off a pack of arab teenagers when I came back home half-drunk in full nazgul mode today.

They saw me and ran the fuck away muttering stuff about "sheitan".

Any similar stories?

does this count as black metal..?

Finn here.

>Would it ever be possible/practical for me, as a burger, to move to Finland?
Yes, can't see why not.

>Finns pump out metal as if their lives depend on it
Yes, we have the highest amount of metal bands per capita. Too bad most of it is shit.

>and they seem like genuinely hilarious/great people
What? I thought the stereotype was that we're depressed alcoholics who don't talk.

>seems like it would be a blast
It really wouldn't. There's nothing here, but then again if you're a burger you're probably going to enjoy sitting at home alone and not talking to anyone.

it doesnt

what the actual fuck is the new mv lmao, sounds like some haino string improv

wow i thought i was the only non-japanese Hanako follower in the world

benis ??

who is this gook seaman demon

post them so fars!
also give me random stuff to listen to

Oh hell yeah!

how do I imitate black metal vocals
darkthrone style ones

check new Antaeus and Djevel

also rec me shit/ask/insult

Ah, so it's like that huh
I'm n-not fat!
I'm not terribly familiar with the Finnish stereotypes, is that what Sup Forums thinks?
>There's nothing here
What do you think your country is missing?

I do spend a decent amount of time in whatever hole I currently reside in but I also like to get out and see stuff. I enjoy fine country and streams. Oh, and seeing live shows.

Give me some black metal I can chill to, something unagressive.

She's yakuza, kid. Don't even try.

Not even close.

>cobalt
>black metal

>Literally today
>Walking home from work
>route cuts through a dimly lamposted park
>decide to start subtly screeching along to some PdH on my headphones
>path takes me past some "halfpipe and a half" excuse for a skatepark w/ teens or tweens doing w/e, can't see them, it's not lit.
>notice they've stopped skating as I walked by
>smell something familiar
>stop mid-screech to shout "peng!" in falsetto, then go back to under-my-breath screeching
>don't take out my earphones at any point, black metal is more important than their opinion.

I keep seeing people round here w/ Burzum shirts on, and I try to engage them in covnvos, but they just blank me. I just wander off thinking "well, your loss mate, you'll never find out who I am".

>seems like it would be a blast.

why is there a pack of arab teenagers in your home

>full nazgul mode

Are you trying to tell us that you walk around wearing corpsepaint?

Because thats retarded.

fug :DDDD

onegai user-kun tell me

what else would they be

>is that what Sup Forums thinks?
It's literally what the entire world thinks.

>What do you think your country is missing?
Everything. There's nothing here. I guess you can go to a bar, we do have plenty of those, but that's pretty much it. I hope you enjoy your stay.

youtube.com/watch?v=UkXMNdYdIdc
anyone know this guy?
I think he's pretty cool

no, but I wear a black trench coat and a tattered scarf as a hood
a kebab shop settled in what used to be a music shop near my home

People come to Los Angeles all the time, thinking is all blondes, beaches and sun

Is a desert full of smog, homeless people sleeping on the streets and noise

But yes, is sunny almost all year round

HABOG
BULDURE
DOOT-DOOT DOODOODOOT

>a kebab shop settled in what used to be a music shop near my home

You know what to do

'tism

Not the user you were replying to, but it sounds good to me. I rather be lonesome and depressed in a cold atmospheric environment.

I don't know, man

I have a cat, I don't want these pieces of shit to hurt her in retaliation

they cant hurt her if they're dead

Snorre let Varg know about Euronymous's plans to kill him.

It's thanks to Snorre that Varg is still alive today.

OK, you and that other 3-letter tripfag have been spamming enough nippon worship that I'm interested to see what you'd actually recomend as top of the class stuff. Beyond Sigh, I've only heard EDM and desu it was rather underwhelming. I'm not gonna mention bands I like as a litmus test, but I'm not one for punk or thrash overtones in my BM, just to rule out some obvious dislikes of mine.

Oh,and as an aside, I happened upon an album by Ulcerate called "Shrines of Paralysis" after I let youtubbe move into a recommended vid off the new DO album, wasn't too bad on a first listen.

I'm just one out-of-shape guy with no proper weapons and I don't even have enough mental discipline to even lucid dream on a regular basis

so I can neither assault them nor curse them with ebin anticosmic magicks.

Surely y'all love something about your country.

But alright, I won't consider moving there.

since when has "t b h" wordfiltered to desu? That's a new one to me...

The best nippon circle is AAAA, If you don't like them then you're a false.
youtube.com/watch?v=y5YjkLR32xo
youtube.com/watch?v=JduKY_m77yA
youtube.com/watch?v=h6WxhTakhLY

It's been filtered for months now.

a fucking while tard

>Buy ethanol bottle
>insert rag
>run in w/ a balaclava on
>throw
>leave

No forethought or afterthought required.

Fuck off

what kind of bm is this

youtube.com/watch?v=2a38Z8B4PYQ

Are there any distinctive musical aspects on NSBM or is it just the themes and imagery that makes it?

Where are these pictures from?

themes and imagery. NSBM is not a subgenre of metal.

electrical

Well fuck you too, buddy. I haven't been here since last year's /nbbmn/. I basically stopped coming for anything but this thread when /mlp/ became a board out of disgust.

>Drunk as hell after playing show
>Go to grocery store with friends for more booze
>Still in corpse paint
>Group of black girls staring, assume they're talking shit
>Approach me to start taking pictures and hang out

Not quite exactly like your story but I got a chuckle. I really wish I could find the picture they took.

At least a year now. I took this screenshot when I first saw it because I thought it was hilarious desu.

Does anyone else think it was an interesting idea? I know the brits hate it since it's infringing on their lingo.

>on topic
Just finished listening to pic related, was solid. I wish I heard the flute more often.

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Bolzer - Hero
yadi sk/d/v7n8vH7lyTrzW

i'm an idiot, I forgot I was attaching this screenshot

i see
i don't understand
electrical what?

electrical

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i see the light now

not any of the trips but here's a chart i made a week ago.

baka desu senpai

You've never fucking listened to Sabbat or Abigail?

youtube.com/watch?v=JOd4Rawf-EE

youtube.com/watch?v=tfqZCyH_jlg

> I'm not one for punk or thrash overtones in my BM

I was gonna answer with the obvious, the mighty Gallhammer, but i know you'l l hate it

youtube.com/watch?v=V3DZj0Xe2QQ

Just listened to the full version of the first song you linked. It was alright outside of the "japanese uber falsetto" section and the needless "pretend to be dying whilst the music disappears ere it comes back again and you're still alive" part, but is suppose that's personal taste. I've gotta skype my folks, but I'll try the other links out later, I guess.

comfy so far, But I need more atmosphere

also in case anyone is wondering. The blank square is Progenie Terrestre Pura - U.M.A. (there was a metadata issue).

This obviously

>tfw accidentaly post on /metal/
:S

Darkspace stuff is amazing, I own all their albums except the demo. Also I have both of thise Necropoles Cassettes. Good choices.