Texas Rangers at New York Yankees Gamethread

Get in here

Dubs and we get no hit by this literally who Chi Chi Gonzales

What happened to the Yankees?

Good question

They're playing like everyone expected them to play the past few years. Carlos Beltran is our best hitter and CC Sabathia is our best starting pitcher. In 2016. That's all that you need to know.

i didnt know Goku was Hispanic, heh heh

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How come players don't wanna go to NY like they used to?

Go yanks should be a good series

It's more like management doesn't want to overpay for guys who are about to exit their primes anymore.

I cried when I was a kid and the yankees buttraped us in the playoffs, I don't think we scored a run

Are we gonna be first team to 50 wins?

:^)

Yes, but the more important question, who are we going to beat in the World Series? (^:

The most important question of all, which team will you be one strike away from winning the worlds eries against.

Ha ha yea like theres any way that could even happen twice, good joke bud!

"First pitch at 6:05 pm" my butt!

whats the best pizza place in NYC?

the best pizza place in NYC is in chicago

While we're waiting I'm getting a dog this week, any recommendations for a first time owner? I want something high energy.

I heard thats a casserole, not a pizza

Pit Bull. Be a man.

The 99cent slice ones are the best around midtown/downtown

GO TEXAS

Gross

Congats on your big win!

You did that on purpose.

our team is too good for the other team to get close enough for one strike away to matter

we will win by a combined 50 runs in our World Series win

60 run if we play the shit tier Giants

Di Fara in Brooklyn

Travel Channel told me Rays

CHI-CHI-CHI

What if we play the Cubs and they break the curse on us, I'd probably leave Sup Forums forever tbqh

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Welp

5 game losing streak confirmed

Looool

that was quick

>Ian Desmond

>not the AL MVP

>Mazara

>Not the AL Rookie of the Year

Does it make New Yorkers mad that the Cowboys and rangers have been shitting all over both the Yankees and the Giants?

Thats a pretty empty stadium..

H-here we go...

it gets a lil fuller mid game. though it's nothing to the old stadium

Why did they let a homeless guy in behind home plate.

Where is the class Yankees?

I honestly forgot if A Rod is still playing

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seriously? Thats the best you can find in all of New York City?

fuck you. these threads were threads of peace, now you gotta ruin it

Apologize

Well she has more bunda in this pic, what race is she?

I see you Elvis

Elvis Andrus>Derrick Jeter

"T H I C K"

Shes is chubby but her face is kind of ugly

I can accurately predict that with 24 more outs without any hits, Chi Chi Gonzalez will have thrown a no hitter.

I hope lightning strikes so they have to cancel the game and then the Rangers automatically win 1-0

I hope lightning strikes and hits Joe's binder. Was going to say Teix but that's too harsh.

He has a no-no so far, against the infamous Yankees, this is MVP material. Birth of a new Ace?

It's now thundering here in Arlington so it's a sign. Rags win regardless.

What went wrong with Teix? He was a fan favorite in Texas

He refuses to adjust. He's also old.

Father time, still good defense though. Grey bird should do fine as his replacement next year luckily.

you guys said the Yankees pitching sucked, the Texas announcers said the Yankees rotation has the most strikeouts in the AL.

The bullpen inflates Those numbers. Only Tanaka nd cc have been consistent this year.

>living in Arlington on purpose

T-Teix just hit a single to the opposite field. He's adjusting to the shift?

Good evening, Sup Forums pals! I'm here to cheer Yankees once again! I'm sad because Chile won Copa América Centenario... :(

5 year added no trade contract confirmed

fuck off nigger

>not being born and raised in the city which has carried the rags since their move faithfully in full support through thick and thin

didi is elite

Got that sweet McCann bobblehead yesterday

Dive for it Choo you little bitch

Why did marlins man come to this game

It's scattered showers and wont last long enough to call the game

hi krabs

I came and Yankees has scored! :)

damn we're fucked

Jew Darvish, where are you? Still sitting on the bench collecting millions? Oh okay.

you've been doing this same routine for weeks now, fuck off

damn my stepdad is here, now I cant drink or he'll beat my ass

Surprised Chi didn't give up the lead sooner

Prince No-Fielder where are you? Still hitting below .210 while making millions huh?

Why are you so mean? :s

Rangers only exist in Arlington because the Cowboys do. No one in their right mind actually wants to live there.

That just means Darvish has been doing the same sit in the bench routine for weeks...about 80 weeks now.

WTF that fatass Rangers fan with the 9/10 MILF wife

If you don't know what you are talking about please refrain from posting

If you live in Arlington you're already tainted and your opinion is null.

If you don't know DFW teams history your entire existence is invalid

Please leave my thread now thank you

fuck off nigger

He's been jackin homers, what has Darvish done besides sit on the bench lookin sexy for 2 years?

Cusb and Ragnors World Series. Calling it now.

Cubs sweep in 6

Accomplish more than prince has since being on the Rangers despite being injured. that's how much prince is booboo

You tell em, show em how us white Texans do it.

>Rangers who've played in this city since 1972 only exist because of a team which didn't start playing until 2009

>No one in their right mind actually wants to live there.
Lake Arlington/West Arlington is far superior to the shithole that is the rest of this city. Keep trying.

t. Dallas fan who thinks the Rangers represent Dallas and not the whole state save for Harris County

Amazed he didn't score on that

Not my fault we traded Ian "Heart and Soul of this Team" Kinsler for him

Fielder is still better than Darvish, whens his next start, 6 months from now?

Nice foul out Mazara, THIS guy is the rookie of the year? No

>Fielder is still better than darvish
You are literally the only person that thinks that. Because no one else is as stupid as you

>Kinsler was the heart and souk
Michael Young was the heart and soul then it became Elvis and Beltre. Kinsler was just a selfish double that is rotting away on a shit team

that would be such a burden

randy """"""levine"""""""