Everything Dead Thread
Chicago Cubs
1. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
2. Jason Heyward (L) CF
3. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
4. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
5. Willson Contreras (R) LF
6. Miguel Montero (L) C
7. Addison Russell (R) SS
8. Chris Coghlan (L) RF
9. Jake Arrieta (R) P
Cincinnati Reds
1. Zack Cozart (R) SS
2. Billy Hamilton (S) CF
3. Joey Votto (L) 1B
4. Jay Bruce (L) RF
5. Adam Duvall (R) LF
6. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
7. Jose Peraza (R) 2B
8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C
9. Dan Straily (R) P
Who the fuck cares?
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT
heyward reaches base
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ayy good start ayy
dingers
Leaf?
No, not a leaf.
>only 2 runs out of that first inning
not even the resd can help us out of this slump.
SUMMONABITCH
I'm not worrying yet this season but ugh slumps suck
Granderson = black Hunter Pence
you know this in your heart
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He's bonafide.
Hello swedebro are you stateside yet?
>missed the dinger cause you were taking a shit
Sup senpai.
Tomorrow. I get to LA noon 29th.
>stateside
>ikea flag
Miggy is becoming worse than Heyward in uselessness. At least Heyward can field.
Come to Minneapolis and we will make hot dogs in my apartment.
>shiguel montero
dont do it he will offer ketchup
Do you even have hot dogs in ikeaburg?
H-H-Heyward actually did something other than gidp!
>Heyward
>RBI
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BASED FUCKING BRYANT
4,972 FEET
oh shit
YEP IT'S DINGERS
>cusb lead
>resd lead
>cusb lead
>resd lead
>cusb lead
DINGER
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GOD BLESS ROY NABRYT
Of course. People here just get shit like ketchup mustard and shrimp salad tho. maybe some onions.
maybe next year m8
I know you really don't want to win today Jake but please don't give it up again.
>all this offense
>arrieta is pitching
this checks out
>when you realize Pete Rose is never, ever getting in the Hall of Fame
>montero-for-three
How do you feel about surstromming?
I'm Swedish by extraction and I've never been able to stomach any of the hardcore smorgasbord foods. Can't get enough of the sweets or glogg tho.
6'4"
280lbs
>american "athletes"
he's like a giant urkel
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I can't handle Surströmming at all. I'm from Stockholm, and I think the southerners and west coast people from places like Gothenburg, Jönköping, Helsingborg etc enjoy it far more. I love herring tho, especially in mustard. Jansson's is great too even if I prefer the version without anchovy
Hot Glögg is also really nice when it's cold outside. It really feels like it fills your soul with warmth.
Do you light it on fire or is that a Swedish American thing?
We do that here, but I think it's more of a hardcore swedish thing to do. Some just boil it regularly, or settle for (god forbid) cold glögg.
>all these issues turning double plays
Yes or no?
>cinnamon sticks
>orange slices with peel
>raisins
>whole cloves
>brown rum
>port
>brandy
it's time for the June Swoon...coem July. so long cube enjoy your 3rd place finish again
Jake and the fat man
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good call letting him bat, Joe
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PED PED PED PED PED PED
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D D D D D D
Pitchers who Jake are the best.
>yes
>no
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>Red Zingers make Cub Dingers.
The National League: a magical place where pitchers hit dingers
I been a Cubs Fans since 1798
>5th inning
>Zobrist up 4 times
and Heyward is the best of the best player
Jake the Snake on some good shit senpaitachi
The National League: a magical place where pitchers hit
Pilates-Enhanced Dinger?
>Errorietta
That's not really glogg.
It's more like pic related but hot.
Which would still be good, with a little melted butter.
Why is Arrieta so horrible?
When will he stop walking people?
Well, it's just my personal preference. I just take whatever my family is offering at the gatherings.
THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING. GOD DAMMIT ARRIETA
Jake plz stop
man, thank god we ran into the only team whose pitching top to bottom is worse than ours has been the past two weeks.
Jake is exhausted from that pride parade guys leave him alone
ERA over 2
When will he be good again?
Pls have a good second half like last year
KB is going ham on these guys.
I love the reds.
What happened to the Cubs? Why did they turn to shit all of sudden?
More inspiring play from shiggy miggy
>Miggy "free out" Montero
>Wasting KB's running
For the love of fucking god trade Montero. We do not need him anymore and we can still get a little bit of value out of him before he completely goes down hill.
a bunch of injuries around the same time + their rotation decided to all stink at literally the exact time through the rotation
>Giving the shittiest team 6 free bases
>Shiggymont doesn't even ATTEMPT a throw
>Just fuck my differential right up
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>WEWHill
>WEWD
Please euthanize Montero
RELEASE MIGGY
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I wish budweiser would stop taking it upon themselves to represent american beer
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I really really like Kris Bryant
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FULL HOUSE, DINGERS FULL OF DOUBLES
HE DOES IT AGAIN!
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kris bryant might be pretty good
MVP
RIGHT INTO THE CUB FAN SECTION
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I really really like Anthony Rizzo
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Why would you intentionally pitch Bryant high after he hit two just like that out
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what was the distance on kb's second homerun?
DINGERS SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS
Jethus Cwithe, lay off the leaf syrup.
Will Bryant win an MVP one day lads