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Jonathan Moore
cara
Kevin Cox
gonna do a suicide rather than get a jew dick
Jose Gonzalez
is a slag
John Brooks
im marrying her
Wyatt Torres
Reminder that it's not Christmas yet.
Camden Morales
genuinely thought that today was meant to be the main celebration. my family always does christmas dinner/presents/etc on the 24th rather than the 25th
Isaac Stewart
*recoils in horror at her breath*
Luis Mitchell
*stops the cavalry*
*triggers article 50*
*kicks the back of your knees so you fall over*
grab your gay card while you're down there mate hahahaha
Justin Wood
rasheed
Jackson Gutierrez
gay marriage isn't legal here lid
Robert Myers
>menstruation cycles synced
strangley not the first one to have made this joke
no because it'd be autistic to stay at home alone wih just my gf whilst everyone else is doing a normal christmas
i'm not worried about her complaining to me, i'm worried about her pissing off my family or the hosts.
Cooper Adams
it is
Grayson Foster
maybe he's a housewife
Sebastian Gray
business idea: pretend to shoot at the soldier but really aim at the kids
Dylan Anderson
outrageous banter
Jackson Russell
...
Henry Gutierrez
she sounds like a self-entitled arrogant cunt. bet you're the sub in the relationship.
Elijah Morgan
shouldn't normies talk about their gf ''''problems'''' on facebook or something?
Hunter Torres
...
Ian Adams
Tip top kek, you lads are always going on about his it's a proper normie general and your gfs and stuff but this poll proves how full of shit you are.
I bet the same people who go on about their normie lives and whatever will be posting here tomorrow like nothings wrong.
Normies BTFO
Ryan Hall
which one of you is the yank
Nathaniel Collins
Hate the taste of turkey lads, much prefer chicken
Nicholas Green
have to go to the pub in 30 minutes
Samuel Thompson
>when you lose your mate on a night out and find him in the kebab shop later
David Flores
>try to play a video game
>feel empty and bored
>try to browse the 'chon
>feel empty and bored
>try to attempt a creative hobby
>feel empty and bored
>try to exercise
>feel empty and bored
>try to jus b myself
>feel empty and bored
Jaxson Evans
>she sounds like a self-entitled arrogant cunt
she is, but i assume 80% of women are no different.
>sub in the relationship
her sore vag says otherwise.
Ryder Gomez
you have schizophrenia
Landon Harris
...
Brayden Roberts
agree 110%
Jason Flores
make a wild guess
Blake James
clearly not the one talking about family friends
use your brain, mong
Parker Anderson
You're not cooking it properly
Anthony Thompson
Don't blame us for everything
Juan Howard
proxies are common
Leo Myers
I'm the one who went to switzerland to avoid that dumb law or whatever
Owen Williams
...
Ryan Bennett
you're the only sore vag around here mate
Jacob Sanders
but I only have the 'negative' symptoms; absolutely none of the positive indicators and I have never heard voices or hallucinated
Owen Perez
no i dont
:p
Tyler Flores
Chicken is the objectively better poultry.
William Long
no there's a yank who posts behind a swiss flag
Robert Jenkins
I'm in charge here
Run your posts by me before you post them, cheers
Elijah Howard
quite like turnip
Camden Morgan
terribly inconvenienced by all those people dying and having to look like i care
Jack Peterson
...
Kevin Ross
*turns on my giant hoover*
*sucks up all those twenties*
yoink, thanks normoids
Chase Stewart
business idea : get money from mum
Owen Wilson
ahh yes and you're staying there for Christmas too and not seeing any family
such fucking bullshit why are you even trying to keep this up
Ayden Baker
For what purpose?
John Hughes
getyarn.io
Subtle rape undertone throughout
Julian Hall
thought i had my cursor in the reply box and accidentally said doing a poo in the whatsapp
Jack Smith
guinea fowl >> chicken & quail > pheasant >>>>duck>>>goose>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>turkey
Caleb Powell
you'll never know it's better just to let it go
Nathaniel Lopez
Ar Bradley spotted on the left
Jason Thomas
genuinely wish I had an Australian gf lads, mine is boring
Owen Bell
I patented this idea a long time ago
Levi Russell
im glad we could agree that a roast is the patrician christmas dinner
David Watson
jou ma se poes
Adrian Murphy
...
Colton Rodriguez
wish i had an 80's american gf who works in a bookshop
Kayden Watson
because no one has any set against the swiss
Gabriel Moore
I was wondering if I could post something about those perfectly synchronized Swiss posts.
Benjamin Bennett
early signs
Jaxson Torres
whites who try to claim ancient egypt are just as pathetic as afrocentrists desu
also, Richard Spencer sounds as intelligent as a high school president.
Kayden Mitchell
>getting too bogged down by details.
don't scratch beneath the surface
you might not like what you uncover
Cooper Ortiz
me in the plastic wrapper
Luis Flores
...
Levi Walker
>finally feeling christmassy
get in lads
Michael Hill
we should privitise all television in this country just so the smug cunts in charge just now can get taught a lesson from real free marketeers.
despise that people on BBC/channel 4 think they're successful when they have no real competition
Christian Kelly
Hmm
Alright go ahead
Noah Bell
>Bradley_after_chemo.jpeg
John Morales
She's fat now user
Blake Robinson
how is an australian gf different to a british gf
never had any type of gf btw
Caleb Reyes
Hope you get that sex change you've always wanted lads.
Jose Evans
which channels are state owned?
Aiden Hall
I want her for christmas lads
Jeremiah Hall
in desperate need of validation from anonymous strangers
Liam Wood
i know. and it breaks my heart i just want cute chloe
Evan Richardson
bought myself a new hypoallergenic bed for christmas lads
Henry Ramirez
>be "muslim"
>christmas is unironically my favorite time of the year
WEW
E
W
Brandon Evans
Yeah because you're a fucking NONCE and are scared mummy may is going to lock you up
Jonathan Moore
t. Deano who likes watching the DFS sloth advert on ITV before The Chase
Aiden Smith
improved our Christmas tree lads :33
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Dylan Diaz
who
Jeremiah Garcia
RASHEED
Ian Russell
hnng why are girls so cute and why am i so ugly
Aiden Wood
>have to get the bus home in 20 minutes
i just want to sit here and shitpost ffs
Ayden Hill
>tfw you were a Chad in middle school and highschool
>tfw drug/party culture made it easy to get laid
>tfw all the girls you used to cuddle and fuck for days are getting married/having kids
>tfw tinder ruined my stock of well supplied naivettes
I used to not even have to try, just stand there and make jokes with the m8s all fucked up and some qt would just happen by.
I went from turbo chad to neet with a full-time job...
William Stewart
Idon't know her name
Liam Martin
I mean if you really think about it, if Jesus had been a spider the cross would have been a completely different shape.
Juan Bell
taking my lorry for a drive on the sidewalk
Daniel Reyes
>neet with a full-time job.
are you fucking braindead pal?
Ryan Peterson
no sympathy kys
Nathaniel Wilson
The greatest part of life is that you only have to suffer through it once.
Isaiah Morris
*stumbles into the tree after having one too many glasses of bubbly*
ahaha sorry mate what am I like
Bentley Ward
you've fucked it
AGAIN
Jeremiah Cruz
Going to have a big wank session and a takeaway
Jaxon Nguyen
not necessarily