>Americans tip their parents for giving them presents on Christmas.
Americans tip their parents for giving them presents on Christmas
>santa tips american kids for giving him cookies
Umm Santa brings our presents?
We tip him, duhhh
Fucking leafs I swear man
>american kids tip the reindeers on christmas
>he S T I L L hasnt gotten his presents yet
>he doesn't open his presents the 25th
spaniards on suicide watch
We left carrots on the roof for them to eat.
>Americans clap for Santa when they seem him flying in his sleigh
we do
>He doesn't tip santa with some milk and cookies
I thought Argentinians were white
my life is a lie
or did you gave in?
>HE DOESN'T OPEN HIS PRESENTS ON 5TH OF DECEMBER LMFAO
>Santa comes down my chimney
>gets shot by my dad fer tresspassin
>Santa delivers presents
>GOOD JAAAAAAB
>Santa lands on house
>Americans clap
>Opening presents at midnight and missing a visit from Santa because he knows when you are sleeping
>Americans buy guns to "protect muhselves"
>happily let some overweight old guy break in and touch their kids
that's lame, friend. guns for bad guys. he is a good guy. also, "touch their kids"?
>imblyin life is a movie
>spend years tipping Santa for a GOOD JERB
>find out he doesn't exist
>a new school shooter is born
bravo america
>americans tip santa
>santa starts clapping
Holy shit
>santa
>milk and cookies
commercialized garbage
the yuletide beings known as tomtar eat oatmeal, lift horses and you heem your fatass santa
>americans have to tip each Yule Lad
lel
tipping is a much deeper part of our culture than just giving cash to waiters. yes you need to learn to tip your way through life. do good things and people will do the same to you. but you guys don't get that, sadly.
>SHARTS IN MART
>sharters start to clap and sing national anthem
but that says iceland
Lmao
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>americans don't clap santa enough
>reindeers crash into world trade center
>Americans put their Christmas presents in the fridge
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>21ST CENTURY
>SANTA
>A
>N
>T
>A
Stop
HAHAHA, LE FUNNY MEMES, ROFL, UPVOTED XD
That'll be 15000$ with tip please, unless you have bants insurance.
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>pooland
>first world