I'm leaving you forever. I gotta say it's been more bad times than good. I've realized that all of this has been a monumental waste of life, so it's time I move on to the next phase of my limited existence. No more unfunny Sup Forums. No more wasting my life watching people play video games on youtube. For that matter, no more video games. No more television. No more reaction videos. No more ingratiating myself with the rest of an unenlightened western society. You're all wasting your precious miracle of cosmic coincidence, and I don't want to join you anymore . It's just a vicious circle of unfunny and derivative, incoherent idiocy. It fucking rots your brain and provides nothing of substance.
You're just all faggots. All of you. I would say enjoy your lives, but you're already dead inside.
you're all the same unfunny person with no social skills
it's sickening and i can't take the suicide threads, the feels threads, and the people who can't get laid threads
fuck all you unoriginal idiots
you suck
Alexander Price
>Taking the time to type this instead of just leaving
Brody Jackson
Kind of last hope to wake somebody up and stop being a shill who's a sponge for shitty opinions more like you piece of literal peasant shit
Luis Richardson
Tl;dr: YLYLs don't do it for me anymore
Isaac Morales
You managed 3 minutes. How was the outside?
Jack Robinson
>Implying anyone would notice/ care if you left
Julian Sullivan
I hope you choke on an eggshell for thinking this was worth sharing with the world.
Jose Flores
not the point
you guys really are VERY fucking thick and unperceptive
Thomas Clark
See
Oliver Robinson
What you gonna do with all that spare time then?
Ryan Murphy
Oh ok I get it, you're vegan. Good riddance
Ian Moore
Not applicable
you don't get any banana stickers
Kayden Nelson
thats how much fucks i give
none
Justin Perry
I did make it a point to say unfunny a bunch of times, and you didn't fail me.
live life
Jacob Lewis
Says the faggot sharing his flounce. Either quietly fuck off or do something worthwhile like livestreaming grenade in pooper. Otherwise you just come over as a whiney little cunt :x
Justin Rogers
YLYLs confirmed cause for this faggotry
Camden Sullivan
And you haven't left yet because...?
Andrew Reed
>implying i care how i come off to a bunch of the lowest common denominators
Brandon Lee
Faggot
Jeremiah Hernandez
Fuck you OP I'm taking over you thread. This is now a >bloc thread. blocgame.com/ The game is cold war themed, you create your own nation, customize it, pick what kind of government ya want, yadda yadda autism simulator. The fun shit about it is the community and the forums, a lot of memeage and a lot of people from Sup Forums. There isn't a strictly Sup Forums related alliance right now, but if you guys wanna pretend your commies and generally fuck around, try joining Comintern, plenty of oldfags there to help.
Cameron Davis
Reply = Care.
You're stuck here. We are you and you are we.
If you had any prospect of a life worth living you wouldn't have been here long enough to think anyone would give a fuck about this thread.
Cameron Lewis
proving my point, person who doesn't use words to express themselves but rather an image that they didn't make.
How sad can you get?
Brayden White
Faggot
Julian Foster
>posting a goodbye in an anonymous board where you are anonymous. Cool.
GR8B8
Leo Myers
See
Bentley Carter
You'll be back, faggot.
Jace King
No I'm not. you're convinced I am because your projecting your lack of will power. You're convinced such a thing isn't possible for yourself, so you can't conceive that anybody else can.
Not only are you dangerously stupid, but you're also a narcissist.
Angel Bailey
This is the best cringe thread I've seen in a while >Lost at OP
Landon Miller
check em
Colton Peterson
You mean you're gonna mope and bitch for the rest of the evening and then tomorrow mindlessly browse Sup Forums while forgetting what you said the day before.
Shiggydiggy OP I hope you become a dirty hippie and join me.
David Green
>Not only are you dangerously stupid, but you're also a narcissist.
Dad?
Aiden Barnes
I thought this exchange was kind of funny, so that kind of refutes your "NEVER funny" claim a bit
Ian Lee
Not sure if b8 or legitimate retardation
Logan Richardson
The fact that you all think that I'm actually coming back after this thread shows a lot about your lack of personal willpower.
Xavier Torres
Here is a pic of all the people who will miss you and the fertile field where their careaboutyou is grown
Isaac Sanchez
see you tomorrow fam
Angel Jenkins
>mw OP will make this thread instead of just leaving. >implying we care weather you leave, or , or stay, or like, or dislike >expecting good experiences on Sup Forums >mfw this is not CP, just a genuine Cucked Shill Summerfag
Owen Flores
no I think its something about crossfit
Nathan Myers
Well leave then
Juan Thomas
FPBP Op is and will always be a collossal faggot
Nicholas Jones
Good luck brother,
Peace and safety.
Charles Lopez
You are all so very emotionally attached to this piece of shit website.
Your very existence is depressing.
Ayden Turner
See you tomorrow OP >implying any of us have willpower Who needs Will power when we can just sit here and laugh at you being a huge faggot
Blake Thompson
good
and you can continue regurgitating the same shit over and over again until you eventually overdose on sleeping pills from depression
fine by me
Cameron White
Have fun on Freemathgames.com
Carson Myers
Tell us your story before you leave op.
How long have you been browsing and what was your tipping point?
William Miller
A while ago i would have hoped for a creative and funny response from you user. these days i know better.
Nathaniel Collins
Give us an example of a creative and funny response since you're the master at posting on the Internet
Kevin Butler
>creative >funny >on Sup Forums You are and will always be a huge faggot OP
Zachary Morgan
Congrat's Sup Forumsro, you're ascending. TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU
Austin Torres
You were never noticed and you will never be missed.Shut your pie hole and Move along little doggy.
Juan James
Ascending to a new level of autism maybe
Jack Barnes
At least you are admitting you wasting your pathetic life. Acceptance is important.
Nolan Reed
That wasn't creative or funny you failed
Tyler Lee
>implying all life isn't meaningless
Jack Jackson
ITT: OP is a lonely faggot who wants to think people care about him
Jaxon Miller
All of you diseased rhinoceros pizzles calling me faggot and all I hear is "STOP HURTING MY FEELINGS AND ATTACKING THIS THING THAT IS VERY DEAR TO ME OKAY I'M SENSITIVE"
You really are a bunch of fagolas.
Asher Young
/Thread
Daniel Wright
nihilism is very close to faggotry.
Every time i meet a nihilist at a party or gathering they're always the most obnoxious idiot with no drive and no passion in life.
Eat shit, bottom feeder.
Brayden Gutierrez
Requesting this
Joseph Murphy
>leaving Sup Forums >won't leave Sup Forums
Colton Torres
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT WAHHHHHHHH
Justin Wood
bye
Juan Jones
>Diseased rhinoceros pizzles I bet you thought that was clever or funny, but unfortunately what you're not aware of is that they're are probably 50 or so lurkers laughing at how much of a genuine faggot you are right now
Aaron Scott
>OP says he's leaving >Can't even deliver that
Dylan Davis
It's from "Coming to America" you uncultured swine.
>nihilist >party Normie detected, you don't even belong here. Yet you still continue to shitpost like a faggot. That's true Irony OP
Nolan Mitchell
>Implying being a normie (that is somebody well edjusted with no mental issues and has a vibrant social live) is a bad thing
holy christ this is a very good reason to leave you fags are delusional.
Nathaniel King
Why don't you just hide the those type of threads if they are triggering you?
I don't like the rekt threads. So I hide them. That's it. End of story.
Maybe find a different board that has less depressing shit. It's one of the reasons I avoid /r9k/. That and it's a fucking pity party over there.
But do whatever works for you.
Liam Diaz
>coming to america >implying that movie is a cultured classic like the Mona Lisa or the Moonlight Sonata or a Picasso Painting
Matthew Cruz
OP belongs on Reddit topkek
Kevin Phillips
Alex, fuck off.
Hudson Rogers
offended
Daniel Gutierrez
>not understanding how a normie is a bad thing It's like this is his first time ever, My god the Summer is strong with this one
Carter White
>Highly Amused
Thomas Torres
This. You don't just leave this place.
Jace King
>edjusted
Jeremiah Flores
Okey dokey.
Robert Perez
>42 Minutes Later and OP is still here
Josiah Scott
>POINTING OUT OBVIOUS TYPOS IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
Anthony Davis
i'm not offended for the same reasons as when a nigger calls me cracker
Austin Sullivan
>edjusted >no mental issues >can't even spell adjusted >you fags are delusional Welcome new Sup Forumsrother, See you tomorrow
Charles Hill
>implying I was trying to offend you and not just laugh at you >implying anyone here is trying to offend you and is not just here to laugh at you
Samuel Brown
fucking clamoring for a response by comparing typos to mental illness
HOLY FUCK you suck
Ryan Martinez
>you fags are delusional
Dylan Mitchell
why would it concern me that a bunch of people with no standards for themselves find my journey towards enlightenment amusing?
I welcome it gladly.
Isaac Kelly
Good luck OP
Wyatt Nelson
>journey towards enlightenment >on Sup Forums right now
Aaron Carter
bingo.
glad I reached somebody.
Isaiah Anderson
I think you're being serious and I agree. I think Reddit would fit him better.
Sup Forums has always had a dark sense of humor. Sup Forums especially, because its a lot of off the wall topics. Which is why it's called random.
The best thing about Anonymous forums is you don't have a username and there's no points. No one knows who anyone is so there is no ego involved or at least there shouldn't be. So it doesn't matter if you had an unpopular opinion that day because no one knows who the fuck you are tomorrow. Just do whatever the fuck you want to do.
>autistic rant over
Jose Garcia
OP here. I admit I posted hoping for some 'aww don't go' style posts because I'm just so fed up of jerking myself raw in my Gran's spare room while I cry about being 45 already.
Sorry Anons.
Austin Cooper
>Calling us delusional and uncultured >Can't understand sarcasm >Inb4 "it's bait fag"
Blake Rivera
you contradict yourself summerfag, but you're obviously not intelligent enough to understand what was implied. What you're doing right now is just shitposting like me, you're literally no better. The only difference between you and me is that I'm aware I'm shitposting, and I've already achieved greatness.
Sebastian Morgan
What exactly will you do instead? You'll be back unless you have a detailed list of how to spend your time.
