Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Unless the insults involve old men and money
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Tristana claim

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I don't know Mugen
Whenever I stop coming to these threads you have have the nickname :^)

>not even close
>r-roll for both Shinoa and Amatsukaze

Rip in peace. Now I get to haunt you

>Claiming Yuuki

Sorry user, I never posted it before for real.

Don't get mad just because it has a middle finger in it, kek.

(Makoto)
That requires a whole lot of money.
(Tomoko)
Just gotta find a common way to explain it.
(Mugen)
Im lying in bed being bored. So no.

Sorry about the late ass replies. Rory-sama claimed.

Miho claimed

Rolling for shinoa to be muh sex slave

claimed

>Best taster
Haha, I like that. How's it going Mugen?

>Best idol claimed

Susie claim

>roll for lewds

Megumins don't get to own slaves :^)

Nope. I'm your master now
Roll

FUCK!

Kek ar least you're not a brand new guy to the paramedic and a more experienced guy told you to look for fallopian tubes


Rolling for the explosive too

claimed

Fine.
No.
Random beekeeping videos on youtube.

Don't be so sure about that.

Rolling for u too now >:3
Rerollerino

sup lod

I'm not here

Claimed

Well if thats how it is i dont want it then. Maybe mugen is just fine.

Gotcha, what is rory from btw? Need to add it to the list.

You got good music and drink tastes so it seems fitting, not too bad so far. What are you up to?

Ive done that exact thing. I wish i could go one day and just scrape all of the honey off. It looks incredibly satisfying. Also bees are pretty coolio

Don't worry, I'm a kind ghost. I'll just mildly inconvenient your life.

rolling thing starting again?

Boku no Pico

Hi im not here

topkek
That's what he was told to do?

Fuck

Ok :c

I don't recognize your roll~

Yes, rolling for Sachii.

Rolling

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>inb4 dem feet

Something feels different about this dose, Doc. Can we go back to the old dosage?

Oi! who be this?
You owe someone money, 'fess up or get the pepper from Dr. Pepper
I'd ship it
Spidurmihn

steve claimed

what

Hai again. Whassap?


>Luna claimed.

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Do you stay up in the real nigga hours tho? PvP me on minecraft m8. I found 50 dieminds at once

>roll
Gimme dem lewds

this

what are you a casual

FUCK OFF YOU YOU DESERVE TO

Post more glasses

Reroll

Wouldn't mind being scared because shinoa is scary herself
>
>dem nails tho

Guy looked all over the truck for it

Ayyyu mad I got that roll.

Check'em

> that face
>trips not the last 3 numbers
hnnnnnnnng
[spoiler]fine[/spoiler]

Claimed

>Widowmaker

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Claimed.

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I can't wait until you die of a heart attack from being so morbidly obese.

nice meme

True. True.
It's still a cool helmet.

Underarmor is fine, I just didn't think about it when I first got my bike.

You can probably find a Megumin there. :^)

IT MAKES ME REEEEEE HARDER THAN ANYTHING ELSE! I LITERALLY AM OVER HERE TRYING TO HIT THE IMAGINARY GAS PEDAL INSTEAD OF THE IMAGINARY BRAKE MOST PEOPLE GO FOR!

Pls no new nickname.

>If anyone else said something to me, I missed it. Sorry.

What's poppin Smug Wing?

Ayy, thank you for that. Without you Doom and Aesop wouldn't of been discovered though. Just got done fixing the AC unit so relaxation for now.

>watching tellie for lolis
>being this cancerous

2

Same shitty thread every single day. FUCK OFF.

3

I'd supply Tohsaka Rin with mana, if'n ya git wut I mean.

Horse

Kneesocks, tired, but claimed

i know right

you're posting the same shit faggot

So ferocious!

>sold yourself that easley

I love you too boo ;3

>tellie
Speak american ignorant triple nigger

Nice dibs knee socks. Sup?

Will do

topkek
The poor bastard

You're the best!

I wanted a repost kek

the button to exit your browser is at the top right of your screen. click that and shut down your computer. after that, throw your computer in the trash and go outside

GATE.
Not denying that, but getting that helmet would probably set back my plan of moving into my own place by a few months.

>boo
Damn millennials.

The ceiling my friend

>speak american
>speak american
this cant be real

These damn kids and their lingo

newfag confirmed

Just asinine.

fam ive been here for 2 weeks i know what im talking about

Do you know the brand name? I kinda feel like looking one up now.
>Only a few months
Damn Rory, you making bank.

Aww, you alright?
Sorry I cant hear you well what?

Oh my, someone is hurt. Are you ok? Do you need help to move that mouse and click on something else?
Dank Hill, hower ya?
What has you all knitted? Maybe if your colour was a shade lighter, you'd behave

here

It's Hank. And I'm okay. Yourself?

shit dude. we need more tristana feets in our lives

Aint like it used to be in our time

Arigato

dont knock on the ponybro
youre all just mad you didnt claim luna first

>we order thou to fornicate with thyself
Okay faggot i did
>speak american
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess k

>megu

Gotta love doom. Is it hard to fix ac units? Activate full comfort

Wait GATE? Thats the first thing on this massive list shiki has been making me. Thats really convenient then.

Lost you in convos best yordle. You still doing ranked?

my waifu

We thuggin now?

Love under armor shit's!

>the megumin thing I don't get

I have a dead expression when she drives. But everytime I drive her to someplace, I have the WORST bad luck and get criticized by her on everything!

Hey tsunato. How goes it?

Roar!
>just imagine this in her voice
youtu.be/jnzNyf6hC5I

That's what I said. Wonder if somthing like that could happen to where I work

Reroll for beautiful and the explosive

he's a horsefucker, his skin is already the lightest there is and probably ever will be
fuckin nosferatu lookin ass

Ye, Im good man. How bout you?

didnt realise leafyishere hung out on Sup Forums

fuckin cunts

I'll be back in a couple hours

>hear
Are you retarded, of course you can't hear us, we are typing, not speaking you autist

Was a more simple time.

Not much, soaking in the love that is Sup Forums, you know. Hit a hard spot lately but I'll live.

Bubye

ehh, sorry i think i got carried away
it's just that [spoiler]i used to be one of them[/spoiler] and i hate it

Maybe, who knows~

See ya tomorrow then, I'll probably be asleep by then

QOTT: whats your favorite pizza topping(s)?

Grilled chicken and feta cheese

Man, that sucks
That you'll live, of course, you sick fuck

Cheese

Still around. I had some rice with chicken. Yourself?
I want to but stuff keeps popping up. Aargh
Righto
Yoooo

dont worry Sup Forumsro