/mlb/ general - Slippy T Edition

NYM:Syndergaard indeed pitching through bone spur and a torn UCL
KC:Danny Duffy goes eight strong versus Cards
STL:Aledmys Diaz (eye) to undergo further testing
TB:Nick Franklin homers, drives in five for Rays
BOS:Red Sox option LHP Rodriguez to Triple-A
WAS:Ben Revere picks up four hits, three steals
NYM:Syndergaard denies he has bone spur in elbow
CLE:Chisenhall stays hot with three-run homer
CHC:Kris Bryant has historic night in Cubs' win
CIN:Joey Votto homers twice in loss to Cubs
WAS:Papelbon (intercostal) throws in rehab game
OAK:Reddick (thumb) on track to return Tuesday

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>get 16 hits
>lose

Jew York BTFO

KC:Danny Duffy goes eight strong versus Cards
>Duffy doing something cool for once
What? I don't get it

>Are the Astros going to win a wild card spot, user?

>tfw lose to the fucking A's and miss out on being the first 50 win team

Royals

C U T E
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>Game was 3:43 in time; 3:35 in delay

Someone please post the Girardi firesale pic

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WHO HERE /50wins/?

>Astros/Royals wildcard game in 2016 playoffs
>8th Inning, Astros are leading 6-1
>Let Sipp on the mound to rebuild his confidence thinking they couldn't possibly lose
>Royals win the game 9-6

Could you imagine?

And yet the Yankees still won't be sellers at the deadline

I say Royals vs Astros in the wild card round

>mfw houston gets memed on again

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>Yfw its Sipp to gives the game to the royals again

FUCKING RAGS

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Being this mad

nevermind, found it

>2 of the yankees best players are a 35 year old overweight recovering alcoholic and a 39 year old Carlos Beltran

Meme magic

>Rangers/Cubs world series

Who wins?
Or would the game go to game 7 and continue into endless extra innings until every player in the roster passes out from exhaustion effectively resulting in the first draw in world series history?

can we be firesale buddies at the deadline?

Rangers

The Cusb will come one strike away though. Twice

Digits confirm

>taco belle

Considering the cusb will never make the world series, the rangers I guess

It's cool, bro. This is their World Series. Let them enjoy it.

Reminder that this actually happened
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Reminder that this ACTUALLY happened

youtube.com/watch?v=pn3tL1qe5Ok

One little, two little, three little Windians
Four little, five little, six little Windians
Seven little, eight little, nine little Windians
Ten little Windian wins

I remember those days. Shit was unbearable, but the FO has definitely turned it around.

>yanquis

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Trout is starting to enter Godmode now and nobody will notice because he is on a sinking ship of a team.

Guy is miles better than everybody. Harper can't keep up with Trout's amazing production year in and year out.

>Brendan Ryan singles on a ground ball to shortstop Eric Sogard. Brendan Ryan to 3rd.

>yfw this post is dubs and the Orioles win the worlds eries

That would be a triple

I pasted the official play. It's a single and then a fielders choice

Hmph. Interesting

(i still like to call it an infield triple though)

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67 of Trevor Story's strikeouts this year have been on pitches outside of the strikezone

I'm sure at least 65 of those were curveballs in the dirt too. He can't lay off of them and he can't hit them even when they're strikes

>rookie can't do shit against breaking balls

never seen this before

KC

THIS IS WHY YOU LOST YOU STANKEE SHITS

YOU HAVE NO FIGHT

YOU ARE PATHETIC

RANGERS BEST TEAM IN BASEBAAAAAAAAAALLLLL

Rangers are truly America's team. These boys play 100% and it's a GOOD 100%. They're the best baseball team to take the field in the past 10, maybe 20 years.

>Texas wins the WS
>Jays miss the playoffs

This year is gonna fucking suck

>people are talking the should tigers blow it up and start again
>agree with these people
>selfishly would like them not to blow it up because i'm travelling a very long way see them from July 28- Aug 7

CONFLICTED

thankfully baseball is a 162 game season so you can get away with rooting for them when you watch in person while generally hoping for them to tank. in the end a couple games doesn't matter much unless you are in the playoff hunt

i had thought about this and i just want them to be competitive while i'm there. the more i thought about it, the more i realized that they don't really have any movable parts so it should be pretty much the same team.

i've seen miggy and vmart hit homers in person before and i saw one of JV's best starts in 2014 so i don't know what else i can look forward to except for fulmer

Who are they playing and where are they playing in that time period? I can't be arsed to look it up right now.

homestand with the astros (i would actually like to see fister pitch) the whos (i've seen sale pitch before, wow) and the mets, which should be good if syndergaard and matz can stay healthy.

any tips on getting something signed? Upton has a signing session at the stadium shop but i can't buy a ticket online because they won't accept an international address as valid

>blowing it up
>2.5 back of WC

I bet they want Ausmus fired too

it just seems like they'll win 2 or 3 in a row then lose 4 or 5 in a row but they're .500. i'd be happy for them to be in the WC hunt in late August

>mfw Kershaw's 1.56 ERA went JUST two days ago
>mfw Arrieta's

We'll see what happens next week in Cleveland

will bumshit ever get a Cy Young or at least contend for one?

Do you guys think the Umps were adamant about finishing the game because that faggot Girardi didn't care about the hour of rain and only wanted the game toto get delayed after his closer was about to get BTFO

>over 3 hours of a rain delay
>lose game
>yankees

top kek

I really, really hope that's what actually happened.

ERA is a meme stat. Bumgarner deserves the Cy Young.

In 2016? Lol

How old is that image? Stop living in the past, grandpa. The future is now, and its name is Madison Bumgarner.

not while Kershaw is in Terminator mode like he has been the past 4 or 5 years


>our only good pitcher leads the AL in ERA
>he's a knuckleballer


worship for past posteason performance is a meme. See, I can play that game too.
Right now Bum getting the CYA would be like in 1998 when Sammy Sosa lost the HR race but got the NL MVP over Big Mac for "leading the Cusb to the playoffs", McGwire in this scenario being Kershaw. CK's better than Bumgarner, deal with it.

>better than Bumgarner
I will not sit here and pander to your fantasy world where any pitcher on Earth is better than Madison Bumgarner. It's an insult to the sport of baseball, and, quite frankly, to the very idea of statistics and mathematics.
Please, for your own sake, don't argue any further. You're just embarrassing yourself.

Denial is the first stage of grief, I guess

Bumgarner's a meme just like the rest of his team

>How old is that image?
2 starts ago. So 14 days.
Stop living in the past, grandpa.
14 says ago.
The future is now, and its name is Madison Bumgarner
Lol this is the greatest pitcher of all-time.. There is no need to be upset.

nobody said CK was GOAT until (You) did

GOAT

He's the GOAT at this point m8

>ERA+
>218
Holy shit

Wow. That's a strong downward trend. "GOAT" more like "Washup"

First team to 50 wins, now whos the Rags bitch? From "Rags" to riches haha, just give us the world series already, its a lock.

worst fanbase in sports

when is Odor gonna be charged for assault?

Don't square up if you ain't ready to fight, thats how a white Texas fights.

>odor
>white

>worst fanbase in sports

nah, I don't think so

The White Texan way is to pay brown people to do our dirty work for us.

Does it have anything to do with Texas being fat while struggling to get out of bed?

He is white, he's just tanned because of the Texas sun, Odor does that sound Hispanic? No way Jose

Hispanics have higher obesity rates than whites

If Texans are fat, why are we the best team in the league?

I'm not a Rangers fan, but this team may be the best team ever, yea I said EVER. I'm just a realist.

>whos the rags bitch
What? They won the season series 4-2 though.

>Odor does that sound Hispanic?
Rougned Roberto does

DELETE

My uncle works for ESPN and he said nobody there can formulate a plan to stop the Texas Rangers, how do you stop the Rangers(I stopped using Rags because I want to show respect to the best team in baseball and you should respect them too)?

Frauds who will get exposed eventually desu

Kek

They're winning with all their best pitchers injured, they will only get better my friend.

memes win eries pal

We need a new rule on here, if you disrespect the best team in the league you get a warning and then if you do it again, WHAM, ban, that will cut down on all the Anti Rangers shitposting and fix this general.

Put your trip back on kiki

The Rangers deserve a ring, Beltre deserves a ring, I deserve a ring, I been through hell and back since 2011 and it's time for my redemption.

Give me my fucking ring