You have 3 wishes Sup Forums

You have 3 wishes Sup Forums
What are they?

1. to be a cis woman
2. lots of money
3. the ability to heal others

>to be 1000000 times stronger than i currently am
>to be indestructible
>to be 25 forever

1. More wishes
2. More wishes
3. Not be called a faggot

only fags wish for more wishes, fag

1. Trump loses
2. Summerfags leave
3. Always get dubs

>perfect human condition for myself, evolving to fit every situation without altering basic appearance
>true immortality
>limitless fiscal wealth no matter my situation.

You're not getting any of those
Faggot

shut up jerry :(

to have 3 more wishes
to have my wishes answered
to be able to wish wishes

>summerfags leave

you'd be on that train too bernout

you will become a CIS woman but never live past 30
you will gain large amounts of wealth but you do not have the password to the account and will heal others, but die slowly as you do this

Based

I said money, not wealth

instead you will be called a "Nigger" for the rest of your life

1. To become a god.
2. Be omniscient
3. Unlimited power

and money you have received

1.Undo everyones wishes,excluding this one
2.Immortality
3.No one can wish for anything and if they do nothing happens

To divide by zero
for a wish that can't be granted
that this wish never happened

I'll take it

Done.

1.Never have anything oppose my will.
2. Control over my will.
3. Wish having anything else i will want for the rest of forever.

/thread

>Auto street cred

Fuck it

i become an immortalfag
10 dollars
one jar of butter

1) Happiness
2) GF
3) Friends

> Make everyone on Sup Forums get a girlfriend and loss their virginity.
> Make all Sup Forumstards move out of their moms basement and find a real home for themselves.
> Make every last one get a job and finally leave Sup Forums behind.
these are my hopes for us

Ageless immortality.
The ability to retain a sense of enjoyment in any activity.
The power to enter and leave fictional universes as a cute girl.

You can't stop me. I will forever live in cute SoL anime as a cute girl doing cute things.

You will have happiness but you will never own anything else
Your Girlfriend will leave you
And you shall receive every season of Friends

>For All other anons wishes to be denied
>For my wish to stay permanent
>For you to grant no more wishes to anybody else

1. I wish for your freedom.

>best case scenario he rewards me with the other two wishes
>even if he doesn't, i got out of this entire debacle without him going Bedazzled on my ass

>2.5 milion money of the strongest currency available every month in my bank account forever.
> instant teleportation wherever I want
> unable to age after my 27th year

you get two extra wishes

>depression
>inability to talk to women
>no money
Oh wait I already have those! I'm a winner!

To have what I need, when I need it.
To always know the results of any action I could take.
To be able to do whatever I am trying to.

to be dream me, a furry bitch
live incredibly long, with very little effects of aging that are cosmetic only
to have an easy life (plenty of money, no worry of losing it or hassle like being experimented on by a govt)

1) My Uncles cancer is cured
2) My family moves to a three bed room apt
3) I find 1000 dollars.

As many wishes as I want without any twists or prices, only what I wish for, no more, no less than what I ask for, only what I ask for and nothing more.
Immortality, to be physically and mentally immortal, nothing else else, I wish to live on forever and never die, nothing more, nothing less, without pain, keeping my physical body and brain intact for all time, without aging, without changing
To be the greatest, most respected bodybuilder, with a admired physique that never ages like pic related, that is maintained throughout all of my immortality exactly like pic related, from head to toe.

I only really want one wish

I wish I had any value too anyone

This faggots uncle dies three times

>to always have enough money in my debit card for anything I buy in any currency
>to be able to enter other dimensions and universes
>to have any superpower I want, whenever I want (super speed, super strength, ability to manipulate and create fire, ect.)

1.-that my book becomes popular
2.-a for a dodge challenger
3.-transform into a saiyan

QUADS MUSTN'T GO UNCHECKED

Omnipotence x 3

1. To win every contest, feats of strength, door prize, lottery, competition, engagement I enter.

2. To live a healthy, nice and fun life for two hundred years when I die peacefully.

3. To get free train, plane and boat tickets any time I wanted anywhere I wanted.

>To become a god
You become a shitty god, like the god of toast, ya fucking nigger
>Be omniscient
Only about toast, and the processes/techniques involved in toasting bread, faggot
>Unlimited power
Electrical power, to just your toaster, you are the god of toast and nothing else, bitch.

real Alphas wish for more genies

How old are you?

>690333333

1. Enough money to pay off every single debt there has ever been, and then still have enough to make me the richest person in the world.

2. Mastery over every musical instrument in the world.

3. An infinite supply of genies.

for the genie to fall in love with me.

1.I wish she won't scream or run
>never make the others

That my dick tastes like chocolate
Ejaculate $50 bills
Look 25 forever

Diabolic quads always say the truth

>1. be a cis woman
you are obese and bedridden
>2. lots of money
100,000 monopoly dollars
>3. ability to heal others
nobody wants to get close enough to let you try

All your money is in ancient currency that no nation or system of government uses or will accept.
People will still call you a nerd when you play your instruments.
The genies are lazy assholes and don't grant any wishes. Also, the infinite genies create a black hole that destroys all existence.
Nice job, retard.
Really shitty chocolate.
The bills will come out in pieces, so you can't use them to buy anything, and the process is agonizing.
You look 25 but you're still ugly.

1 ) I wish that there is no God / Gods or form of deity in existence

2 ) I wish humans were all linked together in a giant neural network

3 ) I wish faster than light travel was physically possible.

>police start to get suspicious about the money you are getting because the same amount is desapearing from other accounts and bust your ass
>everytime you teleport you die and another you totally diferent appears where you wished to be
>die at age 27

Your 'neural network' also works with pain, both emotional and physical.
All the emotional/mental/physical pain being felt by all humans at any moment, will be added together, and every person feels that.
For example, if all 7 billion humans stub their toe, they all feel it, but for each human, so it's 7 billion times more painful for each person.

>to be 1000000 times stronger than I am
if you move, the energy density results in a black hole
>to be indestructible
you cannot eat, feel, see, get drunk, kill yourself, etc.
>to be 25 forever
the earth doesn't finish its revolution because it shoots out of orbit

old enough...

>old enough...
Your ellipses says otherwise, you fool.
Nice trips by the way.

trips of truth

Samefag, the 'of truth' really gives it away.

1. Every human being alivd obeys my every command.

2. I gain every positive super power from every fictional series ever created.

3. Christy Mack does porn again.

>1. More wishes
but they are not granted
>2. More wishes
more wishes than less wishes
>3. Not be called a faggot
nobody calls you

Sorry, 'alivd' isn't a thing, so that wish is invalid.
Whose definition of 'positive?' Maybe the genie thinks that the ability to remove your own dick with a thought is the only positive ability, so you only get that, if there is any fictional character with that ability.
Oh and your girl only does porn of fetishes you find repulsive.

I never claimed I was not samefagging, faggot

1. Every human being alive obeys my every command.

2. I gain every positive super power from every fictional series ever created.

3. Christy Mack does porn again.

FIXED

>1. Trump loses
Drumpf wins
>2. Summerfags leave
Fallfags enter
>3. Always get dubs
you always shitpost

For the the feels to go away

>I never claimed I was not samefagging
ok but ya boi
Too late, mate.
They are replaced with even worse feels.
I'm sorry, user.

you better feel bad about that roll Faggot

1. Make any person I want cum on command
2. The ability to control my own mind
3. Over all just nerve manipulation

1. Download any power from superpower wiki
2. World restarts from stone age.
3. Not be called a fag

They only cum one drop.
Can't you already control your own mind, autist?
Yeah you can only manipulate one nerve in each person's body.
The download will always be corrupt or fail
Nothing changes after the restart
I call you a 'faggot'

1. OP to finally get laid.
2. ???
3. Profit!

1. Every cis woman that I deem attractive wants a romantic relationship with me.

2. Everyone alive today thinks I'm the coolest, funniest person ever.

3. These wishes have no twists.

>using cis non-ironically
die, immediately.

>>perfect human condition for myself, evolving to fit every situation without altering basic appearance
implying evolution is on the scale of an individual organism
>>true immortality
true loneliness for infinite time
>>limitless fiscal wealth no matter my situation.
implying fiscal wealth could be relevant after the heat death of the universe

The woman want you, but for whateve reason, will never have you.
Zombies rise and eat you, they don't count as alive, they are undead.
Gotta' be more specific than 'twists', friend.

It's a valid term. In order to avoid twists, you gotta be real specific.
For once, dubs do not speak the truth

>I want the powers of "Q"

>

>

On the last point, I do not have to be more specific; twists are twists

You have an unlimited number of wishes without the guarantee that your wishes are granted.

Why you do this , the feels!
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

1. I become supreme leader of the world

2. I can have sex with any woman on command, and they always comply

3. Anita Sarkeesian becomes a radical meninist

1. The ability to read and control minds when I feel like it.
2. Perfect health.
3. Learn 5x as fast.

1.win the lottery atleast $50 million
2.have minor reality manipulation(full control and understanding)
3. everything in the world gets better everyone is happy, no more shitty lives.

Dayum.

>verb
>1.
>form into a bent, curling, or distorted shape.
Yeah, you do have to be more specific, cunt. No wishes for you, shut up.
It's OK m8, I'll take the feels back and give them to
...


You never feel like it.
Perfect health of only your left testicle, the rest stays the same
You learn five times as fast as a dead person

1. A double cheeseburger
2. Count to 9 on Sup Forums with + 8 different persons
3. The ability to convert matter in credits/cash for shitty online games

You win $50 million Zimbabwean dollars
You have minor control over a pocket reality
Everything gets better and everyone is happy (for now) because a pharmaceutical company has the whole world hooked on a new drug and soon they're raising the price to exorbitant levels. Great going.

1. I wish to be able to give myself any and all superpowers conceivable by man whenever I want
2. I become the unchallenged ruler of the universe
3.Intelligent alien life is abundant and exists relatively close to earth

Supreme leader, but not of this world. Of a crappy planet with no life.
The sex is always awful and you get diseases.
I won't change the Anita one because I'm not a cuck.
A more powerful reality bender comes from another universe and kills you, erases you from existence, and resets reality to the way it was before you made the wish

1. You win the lottery, but the money is contaminated and gives you cancer. The treatment costs $51 million and if you don't cure it you'll die in 3 years.
2. The cancer takes your legs and one of your arms. You can now manipulate the world in minor ways, instead of major ways like a normal human.
3. You use your shitty arm to kill yourself. Your mother stops worrying about you. Your father ceases to be disappointed in his failure of a son. Your crush feels a sudden weight lift off her shoulders when you stop bothering her. Suddenly, the world just seems a tiny bit better...

>be a cis woman
>live in wales how i want
>no wish twists or anything like that lmao

Debit card goes missing day one

First universe you travel to is of lemon juice and razorblades.

Activating a superpower halves your lifespan per second used.

I won't change these at all.
You never want to give yourself the powers.
Ruler of another universe with no life.
The aliens are hostile to us.
You're ugly as fuck
Wales is attacked by terrorists
The definition of twist is
verb
1.
form into a bent, curling, or distorted shape.

1. Every wish in this thread is granted exactly as every poster intended.

2. All twists that attempt to warp the wishes never happen.

3. This wish itself cannot be changed, challenged, etc.; i.e., this wish goes exactly as I intend