ITT: Countries which aren't in as good a relationship as we think

Czechs look down on Poles for mysterious reasons.

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Only cunts in Prague
Praguans = niggers of Czechia

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why do Praguans hate poles :o
I have no idea what is the reason

They're uppity cunts who think they're the centre of the world

Almost all capital cities are like that though.

Look down? Nah

But most people laugh at polacks for their catholic fanatism, nacionalism etc.

so we think that they are stupid

Japan and Worst Korea

Everybody knows they hate each other, though.

Gee, who would've guessed that a former colony and colonizer might not get along?

Do Czechians view Poles the same way Germans view Czechians?

us and the eternal dot

Everyone already knows that we hate each other

We pretend to like each other face to face.
But back in Korea it's back to tsunami jokes.

Do Japanese people get lynched in Korea?

Only if they get caught raping a villager.

That's because we laugh in their faces every time they open their mouths

Nah thats more like how czechs look at ukranians(there are like 200k ukranians construction workers here).

We look at poles, slovaks and hungarians as equal

Its more like polacs are stupid, slovaks are rednecks and hungarians retards

Bolivia and Paraguay

Because historically they never were particularly great.
Then again, in comparison to most of our other neighbours they weren't so bad either.
They improved a lot in recent years thanks to V4 though, even though V4 doesn't really do much aside from memes.
>Czechs look down on Poles for mysterious reasons.
I feel like we have a bit of a "Canada vs USA" type relationship. They're dude weed lmao gaylords to us and we're christcuck rednecks to them, but by the end of the day we gotta stick together, because whatever hits one of us would also hit the other one.

can confirm

capitals were a mistake

I didn't get that feeling in Prague
They were much nicer when they knew I'm a Pole

Not true, I'm from the Highlands and we dislike them. And I know some people from Ostrava and they pretty much hate them.
But yeah, Praguers are (often literal) niggers

A lot of ass pain seems to exist between Australians and Canadians.

No wonder you don't have any friends

My Scottish family hates the Irish for reasons unknown to me.

that's pretty rude

>And I know some people from Ostrava and they pretty much hate them.
I think Poland should take back its clay and show them their place.

The whole of Poland is just a suburb of Prague, has been for a millennium.

:-(

>Says literal suburb of Belgrade

I'm not even kidding. Are you famous for anything else than Melania Trump?

Being wealthier than Poland, being the first christian Slavic nation in the world, establishing the second Slavic nation in the world after Samo, being the most westernized and European Slavs to an extent that your mazurka-playing, lezginka-dancing, pelmeni-eating, ushanka-wearing ass cannot possibly imagine.

>Slav proud of western indoctrination

Pitiful.

It's called civilisation. Greeks did it to the Etruscans, Etruscans did it to the Romans, the Romans did it to the Germans and the Germans did it to the Slavs. Only in some cases such as Poland the Orthodoxy and tatarism was too strong for European civilisation to fully take hold.

And yet you are still Serbia's missing hat in terms of relevance.

>leaf proud of Russian indoctrination
sad

Serbia isn't even an EU or NATO member and is pitifully poor. Its relevance is zero.

>Its relevance is zero.

So is yours. ;3

Colombia
Venezuela

they're probably protestant scum

>niggers of Czechia
isn't that Brno?

>says a cheap political clone of Hungary
>of fucking Hungary

but he is right...

Poland is a catholic country you utter idiot.

>mazurka
Beautifeel
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>lezginka
Retard.
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>pelmeni
Heretic. It's pierogi moron!
>ushanka
Do you even have your own words or are Slovenians just Russians in disguise?

Dunno, you were under Orthodox rule for sooo long...are you sure you didn't pick up any Orthodox habits along the way? Like having an icon at home that you kiss on holy days? I know for instance that a famous old Polish hymn bears the name of Theokotos (Bogurodzica)...

>Only in some cases such as Poland the Orthodoxy and tatarism
Poland was Catholic and part of the Latin civilization for over 1000 years you utter fucking moron (or troll).

I hear that Argies look down upon you guys

>pelmeni
krapci
>ushanka
kučma

What orthodox rule?

Sure it's full of Slovaks :^)

the butthurt has gone through the roof again
it's goodbye to facts ITT

But no one ever changed our religion what are you on about? Why slovenes constantly need to insult us and make things up?

>Why slovenes constantly need to insult us and make things up?

to stand out in the crowd

So? Mary is an important figure in Catholicism. Also Bogurodzica is absolutely based.
First is a Old Belarusian version.
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This was sung before destroying the Teutonic scum in 1410.
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Screw uszankas; kołpak's all the way.

kołpan leaves your ears bare

Never heard about it outside Sup Forums
Have lots of Argentinian friends both irl and over the internet, really fun and warm people

But it's so stylish. :/

googling kołpan/k only yields pics of car wheels. Does it look anything like our polhovka?

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it's kołpak, kołpan is just my keyboard making fun of me

it shares name with car hubcaps because both serve the same role - they cover what's important

My Peruvian friend said that his parents dislike Argies because of their elitism, but maybe that's mostly an older generation thing.

2sarmatian4peasant me

yeah the problem is that unless it's really deep your ears tend to stick out I used to wear kołpaki at historical reconstructions

I believe it must've been irritating while on horse unless they were using some string to tie the hat snugly to their head

Well, they were usually worn by szlachta (nobility) and military.
Well, cossack (light) cavalry wearing them surely needed to secure them somehow.

light cavalry's called dragoons, Wołodyjowski was one

cossacks weren't really cavalry units until Chmielnicki's rebellion

Female version (if it wasn't obvious).

All light cavalry was classified as cossack cavalry (jazda kozacka) in Poland. And the cossack's you're thinking about were just a social warrior class in eastern Poland.

the people you're thinking of are called sometimes called semeni and they served as cannon fodder

to call them "cavalry" would be too much

Saying "paraguayan" or "bolivian" is synonym for saying nigger to give you an idea.

Knights > hussars

middle ages > renaissance

prove me wrong

Knights have no style, hussars are swag incarnated

>knights
>no style


stupid peasant

No, light and medium cavalry like raitars/dragoons, pethorczycy, pancerni etc, etc. were classified as cossack cavalry in the Crown of the Kingdom of Poland. Actually pethorczycy were the Lithuanian counterpart of them, while pancerni were a further development of the cossack cavalry Polish armies. Winged hussars weren't cossack cavalry because they were a medium-heavy unit.
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P.S. Winged hussars were the main elite charging cavalry shock troop, they came almost always in limited numbers. Pancerni were the most common cavalry unit in Poland, being basically an all around workhorse cavalry of Poland.

I can't hear you over the sound of how fabulous I am

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What about chileans?

But pancerni were badass as well.

But Germans view Czechs as upstanding and honourable citizens. The only paradise and safe haven in Europe.

>mysterious reasons
They are poor, commit crime, produce cheap shitty goods etc.

Its your ordinary pleb-tier "racism".

you might be joking, but it is a fact that czech reputation increased considerably in the last 20 years in germany

>poor
so are czechs
>commit crime
every country has its own bydło even czechoslovakia
>produce cheap shitty goods
what about skoda kek

Who says "racism" has to be justified?

its just pathetic that czechs shit talk us and slovaks when you are the same shit as us

Stop bullying.Poland and Czechia are besties ever.You guys aren't culturally and economically that different.

Ossies still love us like brothers.
ye tho we are atheist with great disdain for anything religious
thats the focal part of our looking down onto you

I know it sucks, when people are racist towards your nation, but thats just how things are. But take it easy, all racism nowadays is aimed at towelheads, anyway

I'm not bullying, I am merely stating the obvious.

its not like i care about Poland kek i am Silesian and poles hate us more than everyone

i am bavarian and i still can remember how 10 years ago, czech republik was the place to buy cheap oil and cigarettes and fake nike clothes from vietnamese markets.
nowadays, germans appreciate your beer and the beautiful old city of prague, and the reasonable prices

Actually, Czechs are like complete anti-thesis of Poles. There's a joke in Poland that Czech Republic is the only country where the movie about an uprising is longer than the uprising itself.

I would say the good views of Polaks outweigh the bad views.
Only borderlands near Poland have some bad outlooks on them.
The rest just thinks
>Polan
>trash imported food
I am from near the Weiden
spent some good time in aquapark when I was kiddo
too many old people in Bavaria though. you should spend more time fucking and less time feeling arrogant and importing shitskins.

Obligatory

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oh cool, i live near weiden and my mom works there

>less time feeling arrogant and importing shitskins.
not beeing arrogant and calling people shitskins is mutually exclusive

I didnt say I wasnt arrogant.

Has been a couple of years now since Ive been in the west though. Living in Prague now.

prague is a great city. i was there like 7 years ago but i would love to visit it again. i bet a lot has changed since then

Yeah, we tore down the old ugly stony bridges and built new iron ones to appear more western.
Also we reconstructed all our old churches and made them into museums of atheism and communism.
The old clock on Old Town square was also digitalised so it could be read easily by Bohemian youth.

Everybody looks down on Poles. The closer to Poland the worse the opinion gets

>Mysterious reason
It's called first hand experience

>czech humor

You ever play video games?

I bet you'd love the Prague from Dreamfall Chapters.

>pepik shit talking anyone
kys srsly