You will never know what christmas feels like

>you will never know what christmas feels like

Why would you want to?

i heard hannukah is better because you get 6 days of gifts

last time I had a real christmas was when my family was still together
I miss it so much

>Gifts from jews
6 days of jew gifts vs 1 day of white people gifts.

Literally the most magical and amazing time of year

My Dad bought me a Ukrainian immigrant girl for Hanukkah when I was 16.

you will never have a real christmas again. because your family will never be together and you will never ever start your own family. you will be a lonely loser till the end of your life

sinterklaas is better
it's like christmas but with more blackface

You should be more concerned about your lack of foreskin m8

I already know that

a joo will not even spend a single shekel for all the family

act like christmas turkey and get back in the oven kike nigger

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dont remind me

shiet! can your dad buy me a qt ukrainian guy?

>ywn experience chrismukkah

>tfw living in Haifa
I can experience both holidays

can i buy your dad and a qt ukrainian ?

>spain
>having money to spend
o i am laffin

What's wrong with spending Christmas Day eating Chinese food? Or is that only an American Jew tradition?

it sucks

It's only good when you are a kid

Get a kid and then you can relive it through them.

i ve got 2 strong hits on my nose, it made mee noseir, greedier ect, so i wouldnt spend much shekel on what i ve talked about

no you don't, because you're the one that has to spend money on everything

>Caring about money over family and happiness

It doesn't feel like it used to. It's all sterile now and you can totally tell it's mostly jew marketing schemes and middle class families putting themselves in massive debt just to get their autistic son a PS4.

>a joo
>Not caring more about money than family and happiness

>buy kid something they dont want like clothes
>they complain and act like you ruined their life because their peers are spoiled
>buy them what they want
>they forget about it in 6 months

>american family

Spend time with them doing fun things, that's more important than gifts.

I know there are a lot of memes about Jews and greed but there is nothing more important than family.

>be toothpaste
>give your kid cheese, a kettle, sugar cubes and new clogs for christmas
>he cries with joy

>tfw cant go to the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem

Pls Jews, I just want to see it.

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>there is nothing more important than family.

Unless you don't have one. There is no reason to be ashamed of spending Christmas alone, it's been a crappy year.

And I am fine with this.

I thought it was this though.

but you can

Thanks Herod.

Sorry

feels good to be momma's boy suring christmas

Don't be sad user, the next year will be better.

>you will never know what a snowy christmas feels like

>tfw no jewish gf to celebrate Hanukkah with
I want more gifts and latkes

>be an adult
>have to spend money on distant relatives
>barely get any gifts

it's like Hanukah, but less gay

>visit family
>be with family members you dislike
>pretend that you care about their problems
>eat like there is no tomorrow
>vomit on the way back home


there, that resumes my night, marry x-mas everyone.

What is wrong with having Chinese food during Christmas?

I'm extremely grateful for my family. If they ever suddenly died i don't know what I would do.

why the fuck do you not rise up and stop the practice? you can prevent your children from suffering the same fate, and yet you keep doing it to them....for fucks sake

You mean being alone and watching some shitty American christmas movies?

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>visiting american cousins in atlantic city during christmas
>whole city is full of chinese and jews
once again memes reflect reality

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>be half goy

I get the best of both worlds and I look full white. Feels good.

I just go somewhere to visit my family, get gifts, and ogle my hot relatives while I'm drunk.

It's nothing THAT spectacular.

>you will never know what christmas feels like
They usually feel pretty sad. So you're not missing much.

>virgin islanders