Poorly describe a video games and others try to guess what it is, I'll start

Poorly describe a video games and others try to guess what it is, I'll start.
>murder and pillage to fuel your sim city fantasies
>grape jizz is lifeblood
>everything takes forever

Also try to accompany maymays

checked. also clash of clans nigga

>ifunny
>also try to accompany maymays
That's not how you start a thread like this, OP.

Sorry famalama

> Take capital loan
> Imprison animals
> Build masterpiece and have a kid throw garbage at it

>fuck everything
>kill everything
>open chests like its the hardest shit in the world

Good shit

try this on for size
>faggot kid want's to die
>father won't let the waste of organic matter die
>hi-jinks issue

Zoo simulator?

God of War

Correct-o

>on the high seas
>fugging cannons and swordfights
>dance with women
>gotta catch dat sneaky rayomundo

Heavy rain?

nope

Correct

>Be journalist
>Insane asylum goes to hell
>Cheap jumpscares
>G H O S T

Black flag

>let you take choices
>evey choice ends in death

Fugg

until dawn?

or dragon's lair

Outlast

hint is that it really doesn't have a plot, and that is just what happens

Mass effect

>New game
>Abandoned house
>A N D R E
>"Welcome to the family, kid"

nope, its way older

walking dead season 1?

RE7's demo

>Be 10
>Told to gather stones by a tree
>Newfags can't do related

FUCK YOU ME3

Checkd

>>Animal enslavement
>>Purple jizz monster makes everything reproduce
>>Adults hunting down children

Kinda feels like the new god of war

Pokémon

>wear night vision goggles everywhere

>Nazis blitzkrieg out of nowhere
>We had a deal.jpg
>Fuck nazis into oblivion

how about this
>be edgelord
>die
>come back with rad sword
>kill shit

> be genetically augmented super soldier named Master Chief
> fight on a ring world called Halo
> fight a lot of aliens

Metro: Last Light?

Battlefield?

Splinter Cell?

call of duty?

>Get Shot
>Kill Dude
>FIght at Dam

LOZ OOT

Who's your daddy?

fallout new vegas nigger

Very clearly 2001: A Time Ocarina

YOU FUCKING GOT IT NIGGER

Telltale's game of thrones

>carry your pipe in the streets
>blazin' it everywhere can't see shit for all your smoke
>trippin' balls looks like monsters everywhere
>forgot where to meet your gf

HOI 4

Halo?

Be Slav
Work with cousin
Kill shit
Lot's of stealing cars

Winner

>Be Dude
>Zombies
>Fight Tentacles
>Fight Baby
>Sleep

>be god
>make a penis monster
>penis monster conquers all

Hardcore Henry

>roll up with your cousins
>pickin' up people everywhere
>street sweeping
>literally on top of the world

Isaac

spore?

Half Life?

Nope

Persona 3

gta

Yes

nope.avi

wrong. its actually my minecraft server of a halo mod i built

Minecraft

Nope

>>try to attack someone
>>get fucked by a robot who only sits still
>>have a lot of porn made about you

Which one nigger?

overwatch

Fuck nigger you got me gg

Angry Furries,
Floating Chocolate,
Movie Humor

damn right

>be kid
>dog is kidnapped
>shoot monsters with magic powers
>AMIGO!

>Florida
>Blood
>Vietnam
>Drugs

>

Killer 7

League of Legends

Walking dead

Gotta be spore

Possible, but not the one I thought of

nope not league

>be rats
>rats hate cats
>rats try to kill cats
>fine, but how we make it?

bad rats

Is this the herpies of Steam?

Sounds kinda like farcry 3

>hard choices
>get /fit/
>balls

Wrong

bingo

spec ops: the line

>be edgy edglordsson
>gather party of lolis
>invade your weaponry
>prepare to feel in 100 hours

you shoot the terrorists

>start with a city on big map full of npcs and players
>build walls, buildings, farms etc
>everyone else is attacking lvl 10 npcs while you build your defences
>7 day safe period is up and everyone spams you until you have nothing left
>repeat.

Hotline Miami 2?

>super powered hitler holding a dildo

monkey island

broforce

Dragon's Crown

>Running from rebels
>Every roleplaying choice results in loss of crew
>Requires immense luck

Splinter cell fam

FTL?