/nba/ general - memeball edition

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Free Agency
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>Dan Gilbert received a letter from Zionist Union MK Nachman Shai Tuesday asking him to give a championship ring to former Cavaliers coach David Blatt. Shai, who has met Gilbert in the past, wrote the letter as the head of the Knesset caucuses on US-Israel Relations and Strengthening the Jewish World. “I want to wish you mazal tov on your success in bringing a long-awaited championship to the great city of Cleveland and its wonderful people,” Shai wrote. “We in Israel were proud of the achievements of one of our own, David Blatt, when you appointed him as the head coach of your team, and we of course, were sorry to see him go. Nevertheless, Israelis remain strong supporters of the Cavaliers, as do their many Jewish fans in Cleveland’s strong Jewish community.

What did you guys meant by this?

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who /net/ here?

Israelis are butthurt af about Blatt

Nah blatt is butthurt. Can you imagine him watching this healthy team that was supposed to be his team make history after canning him despite his success?

somebody explain what im looking at. i think its horrible but it might just be the sport.

Netball is what autistic girls play in Straya & Poo Peeland.

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>yfw the knisck win the champions hip

Why is KAT so goat?

why do I like this more than basketball?
It seems like an easy way to fix the retarded game that it has become, they don't even call traveling anymore.

Lmao right dude, even worse for this faggot because he has to announce the team he assembled. Funnier to me though because he was bandwagoning like a bitch and so biased in his announcing then they got BTFO :^)

Fuck off, MJ and DB's situations aren't even close, MJ is a horrible coach first starters.
DB had a better regular season record than what Lue ended up with, and made a broke down Cav's play competitively against a far superior Warrior's team than what they saw this year round.

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He is extremely good and was the most NBA ready I've seen a player in a long time coming out of college, but the stat is a little skewed because only a couple of those guys are centers. He should be shooting better than the guards on that list for sure. But nonetheless the future of the league.

when I was at school the girls netball team challenged the boys basketball team to a game of netball and fucking wrecked them. possibly only because they were all 9/10 tall girls with long legs, but anyway - a wrecking is a wrecking.

I think it's unfair to call it a meme sport.

PLEASE watch Netball Big Strong Americans!

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oh, forgot to mention what this list is

>Netball is most popular in Commonwealth nations, specifically in schools, and is predominantly played by womyn.

David Blatt did not know how to properly utilize the entire Cavs roster

Not that user, but I think Doc is a shit coach too. His only ring was with that savage big 3 lineup that fucked everyone up. Mfw allstar team on clippers with bench players that would start on the bottom half of the leagues teams, cant win shit, losing up 3-1 etc. Letting his players get injured off the court. Oh and throw in that you have 12 spots to fill with literally anyone in the entire world, and you expect us to believe that your own son is good enough to fill that spot. Eat shit kloppers. Enjoy ruining CP, Blake, and DeAndre's careers with a naked hand.

attention nba loving fags.
They're not playing basketball, they're playing nbaball. They don't have to dribble and can travel as much as they like. shit/shit

>utilize entire cavs roster
>Bron, JR, Shump, Delly, Moz, TT, Brandon Haywood, Shawn Marion, James Jones, JOE HARRIS

Timmy Timmy Timmy turner

Who is the best coach right now and why

>Drinking a refreshing Sparkling Ice orange mango KD on a beautiful New England summer morning thinking about how BTFO /nba/ will be when the Celtics sign Durant & Horford making the C's a lock for 1st seed in the East and also how Jaylen Brown will be ROY

attention contrarian shitposter

Basketball was made in USA
NBA is professional level of USA basketball
Logic--->
NBA defines basketball


Or for a more in depth analysis

>guys dunking in this new age game is less legitimate than short white guys dribbling and taking standing jumpers.

Larry bird pleaase

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Israelis know nothing of who gets rings? Whether Blatt gets one or not is up to Blatt, if you had anything to do with the Cavs at all this year you are eligible to get one, not sure if he has to pay for it or not though.

>Durant
>beating bron

kek, people never learn

anyone else become addicted to watching high school players mixtapes and trying to figure out where they will land in the draft? so far i was right about simmons/ingram but way wrong about marquesse

It suits for girls while basketball is ghetto cult

>so far I was right about what everyone has known since the end of college basketball season

Kikes gonna kike

i predicted they would be 1/2 when they were still in high school you stupid fuck learn to read you inferior dumbfuck

Meaningless in the new Celtics KD era

>watching high school mixtapes while they're still in highschool

I'm sure senpai, that doesn't make sense on so many levels. Let me break it down for you since you want to be so condescending.

1) If they were still in high school, you didn't watch their senior year mixtapes
2) You're not a special snowflake for knowing that Simmons was going number one, women even knew this a year ago
3) You didn't randomly stumble upon a high school basketball player video and think to yourself "in 2 years, this person will be x overall pick"

I know it's hard to not try to pat yourself on the back anonymously for things that never happened, but please refrain from shitting up the thread with your idiocy of claiming you knew common knowledge before everyone else. Did you invent the internet too?

>Durant
>alongside isaiah thomas instead of Godbrook

Yeah you're right, he won't even win 3 regular season games in this era.

It was an awful roster sans Love and Irving, that was painfully obvious especially when Delli broke down.
Lue used 7 players for most of the actual minutes, played maybe the rest of the bench in absolute garbage time, he gets 0 points for running the same starters as Blatt when they're healthy and playing them extended minutes
I thought Doc was good but I'm starting to agree with you, mind you all their key players were hurt when it mattered last 2+ seasons, but their inability to build a bench or get a single good backup big with him in charge is a fucking F-
Some of their plays were insanely amazing

Images you never get to post

I have one, Dangelo GOAT Russell pooping on our unanimous MVP

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Oh yeah, what a great win that was for our brave Celtics.

fucking kek that is elaborate as hell, every little piece

>he doesn't know IT is elite

>IT is on there and Curry isn't

ayy lmao

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By no means am I saying he's shit, and desu with Stevens behind Durant things could go much differently, but comparing IT to Godbrook is blasphemous

DLO is the GOAT tho

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>Austin rivers

He's like a 20% version of Kobe with the same amount of fga

lebron has such a cool looking nose

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Hey who has more finals mvps?

Kobe or Lebron?

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Lebron senpai. Because Lebron has never not been the best player on his team.

Curry should have been picked over Teague at least

is lebron handsome, /nba/ ?

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Is that bitchass G eazy on the left in an apemond jersey

Thanks,

Who has the higher per game stats?

Clearly many people will criticise KD for going to Golden State, but will he still get a fair amount of criticism for going to San Antonio?

this is playoffs

Not really,

Spurs would seen as him getting passed the torch from Duncan

Warriors would be objectively worse than Lebron going to the heat

They just came off back to back finals appearances and he is the only person joining

Is Dwyane Wade still a top 10 player in the league?

Lol then how do people say Kobe is better?

Knicks have interest in Cavs center Timofey Mozgov.

Never Forget.......Shirtless JR

Post your top 10

(Honorary 1: D'angelo Russell)
1.Bron
2.Durant
3.Curry
4.WestGod
5.Dame
6.CP3
7.AD
8.PG13
9.Wade
10.Derozan/Apemond

2-10 are preferentially negotiable, and yes Harden was intentionally left off

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Wasn't in top 20 ins vorp, win shares or Per,

I like wade a lot but he's going to be a 35 year old guard next year, in a league that is becoming more three point focused, he's a 29% 3 shooter on his career

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>muh rings
>muh shaw 3peat
>muh scoring

Those people are literally just LeBron haters and/or Kobe dick riders. Don't get me wrong, Kobe has solidified his legacy in the league and has had an amazing career, but it's asinine to even compare them when you attempt to look at it objectively.

Kys

>ignore frank the tank goat kaminsky III

bad advice, nigga is a savage

Where is it wrong? Typical armchair critic, no substance

the rules of basketball still include no traveling and dribbling as a requirement, they are simply ignored because retards like you want "game going rly fast at high speed". Nice try though.

Especially when you consider than Kobe is a "scorer" and a guard and has less assists and points than Lebron

Looks like Lebron has a higher fg% and even a better 3fg%

Damn

you can't travel in NBA either

what constitutes as a travel is only very slightly different, and even if yuros had a right to complain, your NTs get regularly exposed every two years by the US anyways

Rules are not ignored because of retards like me. The game evolves because its a form of entertainment, baseball should take a note, maybe they'd sell more than a quarter of their stadium per game. You sound like my fucking grandpa you faggot, watch euro ball if you're so mad at athleticism

Was he ever as good in the regular season as he was in the playoffs once he got into his groove?

>he will never leave his cursed team
>he will never be coached by someone who will not put up with his bullshit
>he will never unlock his true potential
>he will never win an NBA championship
>he will never retire as Hall of Fame calibur.

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We don't know, MJ ordered his minutes to be restricted because he is white. He does have the bantz tho

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I'm not wasting my time typing my list out or critiquing yours. Now don't ever @ me again

>out of shape
>gets shut down by frank the god kaminsky in the championship game
>team wins without his help
>drops in the draft
>cries about it
>fights fans after away games
>reckless driving tickets

No sympathy for this spoiled dukie brat

Insecurity, the post

Bron
Durant
Curry
Westbrook
Harden
CP3
THE BROW
Kawhi
PG13
Griffin

Shit forgot about Leonard. Good call. Griffin tho... idk about all that

p good desu

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I'd switch Blake with Draygod and up him a couple of spots