Sup Forums, did I ever tell you about Oberfeldwebel Neuer? He is the most famous MG 42 gunner in the entire Wehrmacht...

Sup Forums, did I ever tell you about Oberfeldwebel Neuer? He is the most famous MG 42 gunner in the entire Wehrmacht. A simple-minded, but physically impressive aryan, Neuer grew up on a small farm in Bavaria. After enlisting in the Wehrmacht, he quickly became famous for his ability with the Maschinengewehr. Called "the wall" by his comrades, Neuer has stopped enemy offensives many times virtually alone, mowing down countless russians in the process. He seems to have lost some of his humanity after all those bodies. He rarely talks or smiles, and he does his „work“ in a stoic, emotionless way. It is simply his job.

Then there is Obersturmführer Müller. A battle-hardened officer, Müller is a skilled and highly successful in fulfilling his missions. However, those seem to be the only qualities he has . Müller is a monster. He may thrive in battle, but even more so in torturing russian POWs and jewish children, even continuing to do so when the needed information has already been provided. The atrocities Müller has commited are without number His men hate him because of his violent outbursts and his sadism. Even his superiors despise him, but because of his success and efficiency they let him get away with it.

yeah now do one about Ozil

Kroos is the SS Sturmbannführer who does mostly desk work. Stationed behind the frontlines, he does not actually see combat or cruelty. Still, he is by no means innocent, as his job consists of writing down numbers of deported jews and deciding which villages to exterminate as retaliation for sabotage. He does it with the passion only an office warrior could have.

Gefreiter Goetze is the naive kid straight from the training camp. He writes to his mother every night and the other veterans take him under their wing and play pranks on him. A Red Army sniper kills him later.

German team also has polnish players, you know

truly a match of giants theyll play a big role

Standartenführer Schweinsteiger is the Hans Landa of the team. He is well-mannered, well-educated and charming, so not many suspect that the true face of Schweinsteiger is a different one: A sadistic monster who finds joy in hunting down jewish families. He enjoys toying with his victims, giving them hope and taking it again, until they break. However, unlike Landa, he is a fiercy supporter of the Nazi ideology.

>german autism

The honorable Sturmbannführer Gomez just wants to do his duty and protect the lives of his men. He is a formidable soldier and a great leader and loved by his men However, there are many that hate him due to his lack of belief in the Nazi ideology. This also causes him to clash with the fervent Nazi's like Schweinsteiger and Kroos. Eventually they order Müller to shoot him in the back.

At least use the photoshopped pictures with the helmets

Leutnant Hummels is a highly skilled and charming undercover agent. Stationed in occupied France, he is seducing the madames and mademoiselles, his way of finding out where their resistance husbands and fathers have their secret meetings.

I was afraid nobody will remember that thread

Hauptmannn Höwedes does not care much about the the Nazi ideology, nor does he particularly like it. He is kind to his men and not unnecessarily cruel to the enemy. He hates his superiors for their sadism and all he really wants is to get back to his wife and his two daughters.
However, deep inside he knows that even if he gets his old life back, the atrocities he has seen will never let him sleep well again, and things will never be the same.

there is one and youll love it

The son of a black man from the french colonies and a french woman, Boateng grew up in rural France. He never knew his father, and the simple-minded and friendly Neger lived most of his life on a small farm, helping his mother with the farmwork. Even though he never really was one oft hem, the villagers liked him due to his kindness, his modesty, and his hard-working nature. However, one day a Nazi convoy passes the village, transporting supplies to Paris. Among the soldiers ist the SS officer Schweinsteiger, who spots the Neger and promptly orders him shot.

glorious thread is glorious.

Leutnant Mesut Özil is a prototype of genetically enhanced superhumans created in Nazi laboratories. He can adapt his appearance to the environment and is nearly invisible. Mesut aka "Kamerad Chamäleon" usually breaks into the enemy lines and fulfills his duty as a spy.

>Kamerad Chamäleon
every time

Oberleutnant Klose, a WWI veteran, always had to fight twice as hard because of his polish ancestry.He succeeded though and quickly became a legend in the Wehrmacht He was later proclaimed honorary aryan by Hitler himself, but after being decorated, he was forbidden to fight because loss of such a hero would have been a crippling blow to german morale

No Reus?

Joachim Löw never wanted a leading role in the SS. Friends with Seyss-Inquart, all he wanted was a cushy bureaucratic job, pushing papers.
Now though, the entire leadership of the SS was decimated. Joachim was send to the East, to lead the charge against Stalin's menacing Red Army. This nearly caused a mental breakdown in him, and resulted in a number of nervous tics, such as constantly grabbing his nose, and scratching and smelling himself in company of Nazi leadership.
Joachim is cracking, and everyone knows it

>Frizzy hair

it's the mark of the jew

Obergefreiter Reus showed great potential, and his superiors saw his talent as early as in the recruitment camp. He was a young and fierce Nazi supporter and eager for battle. Reus wanted nothing more than to earn glory for himself and his Vaterland. However, he was injured during training, so had no part in the occupation of Poland. Although he quickly recovered, he was injured again right before the glory in France. He was injured yet again playing Fussball with his Kameraden right before the july push into Russia. Spending most oft he war in a hospital, he first saw battle in Stalingrad. He was killed by friendly fire during guard duty.

Oh , God. This thread is so fucking good.

Underrated thread.

Sturmführer Podolski has been a long time member of the SS. While he certainly doesn't fit the Aryan stereotype, but through his antics and loyalty he has become integral to the troops. There are plenty of legends surrounding his character, many of which include his special bond with Standartenführer Schweinsteiger and a possible affair with Löw who has been assigning Podolski to a large number of important missions despite the Sturmführer's limited intellect and his non-Aryan predecessors. Numerous sources state that Löw and Podolski have a secret retreat in the Polish country side in which they spend time together and plan their strategy.

>tfw this thread gives you hope that the italians will get rekt on saturday

>thinking you will defeat El Duce Conte and his brigade on scooters

>simple-minded and friendly Neger
lyl

What about Unterbewertet Großkreutz?

>Großkreutz
You do know that the Nazis exterminated the disabled and mentally challenged, do you?

>A Red Army sniper kills him later.

>le frog man

Is there one for Schürrle? There needs to be one for Schürrle.

And what about that small, but fierce fighting Hitlerjunge Draxler?

Can you tell me about this guy? He's very good at investigating space, is he a reconnaissance soldier of some kind?

Someone screencap this thread

>newfags dont know there were negros in the Nazi army

Hitler a tolerant

that's all fine and dandy, "Mein Fuhrer", but the lands who gave birth to Julius Caesar will not be commanded by the children of beasts.

KEK is with us so their is hope. Curse of the football gods versus the meme magic of a thousand Sup Forumsartans.

DELET THIS

dat face

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komedygelt, meine freunden

All of them are so well written please safe it for later tournaments.Also "Kamerad Chamäleon" gets me everytime.

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omg top lel

kek

and it all started with this pic.

>Kamerad Chamäleon

Everytime

>Neuer
>I have uber micro skills

This fucking thread, kameraden

>Kamerad Chamäleon

top lel

Good thread lads

>Chamäleon >Chamäleon >Chamäleon >Chamäleon

Everything about that Özil comment was amazing, shame that the word invisible wasn't in it though.

Teniente Mario Gomez. Veteran of the Spanish civil war, he joined as a volunteer of the Division Azul for the eastern front. Dedicated to the national socialist cause, he quickly grew famous because he shows no mercy to communism.

what are you talking about

>nobody's posted the Neuer SS uniform shoop yet

What about Boateng tho?

guys i like elder women and i want to fug a married woman or divorced whatever. How do i get one?

See

really makes you think..

>Reus wanted nothing more than to earn glory for himself and his Vaterland. However, he was injured during training, so had no part in the occupation of Poland. Although he quickly recovered, he was injured again right before the glory in France. He was injured yet again playing Fussball with his Kameraden right before the july push into Russia

genius

just b urself

i gotchu senpai

they prefer quiet bars, and you'd be shocked to discover how many of them go out alone

but mario gomez is ours :(

Saved the entire thread, thanks lad, it was a ride.