My mom is forcing me to go to a christian boot camp for a week to turn me into a "good christian man" they do not allow...

My mom is forcing me to go to a christian boot camp for a week to turn me into a "good christian man" they do not allow knives, or cellphones at the camp. Can you guys think of a way for me to get kicked out?

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Become a good christian man, stop being an edgy, whiny faggot with no moral standards.

shoot the place up

rape someone
in the cafeteria
during lunch

Yell hail Satan

Get caught masterbating or devil worshiping. Most Christian bootcamps are borderline mindwashing monotony. I can understand your distaste in it, though I have nothing against religion myself.

Take a rock and carve pentagrams

>My mom

>implying worshipping a supposed being that advocated genocide and forced mutilation is going to give you moral standards

Then why are you acting like a little bitch?