Why the fuck is this guy STILL starting for England and why the fuck do pundits praise him as this British Maradona?

Why the fuck is this guy STILL starting for England and why the fuck do pundits praise him as this British Maradona?

he was good in the first 2 games tbf

because he looks like 85% of native Engorlanders, only tad slimmer

Might as well have had Carrick out there.

i think the pen was the only time he kicked it forwards and it didnt go out for a throw or goal kick

Because he's the only remotely "world class" player the English have had for almost two decades.

LMAO

Rooney has NEVER been world class, jesus CHRIST

No, he's never been close to being world class. We've not had anyone even remotely close to that since Gascoigne, and that's a stretch.

>le spray the ball to the corner flag and get compared to scholes man
Rooney is fucking finished. Mourinho please put this man in the fucking bin. PLEASE.

Exactly.

Should have played Milner in that role desu senpai

zing

That's a really nice haircut

Nike won't pay the sponsor money if they don't see Rooney-kun on the pitch USAfriend

JUST

I'm pretty sure he has a clause in his contract that makes United play him the majority of the time too. It's the only explanation. For about 3/4 of last season he was so completely and utterly abject that I questioned Van Gaal's mental state. He should never start for United again. One or two half decent games against Bournemouth and Russia shouldn't change that. SAF knew that Rooney was finished years ago, and Moyes cursed United by giving him a 5 year bazillion pound per week contract.

>One or two half decent games
>against Russia

???

He'll be binned off to Everton or the MLS soon. I can feel it.

>washed up a striker
>just move him to midfield!
>all he does is diagonal passes to the other flank
>never integral in build up
>never a threat from range
>can never run with the ball through midfield without losing it
>not good at closing down or breaking up play
>have actual real midfielders on your bench like Wheelchair and Milner or Henderson or even Barkley
>could have selected the Drinker of Water
>decide having 5 strikers is more important and play the most shot one in midfield the whole tournament
>the others only ever play when they are thrown on together haphazardly to try to save the game
>never use a playmaker the entire tournament
>play Sterlel ever
>play the entire starting 11 of Tottenham Hotspuds

has there ever, EVER been a bigger fraud that Woy?

Apparently Rooney was your player of the tournament outside the Iceland game mate, I dunno.

Hope Woodward flogs him to Shanghai Shennua or something. Make Martial the new face of the club.

That's a cute spic gril.

Scholes.

he said world class

Scholes was world-class. Carrick was also world-class DM.

That may be due to the sucess of the EPL. I think your players should play in others leagues to gain experience. Who was the last relevant english player who gained sucess beyond the UK ?

Gareth Ba- oh wait

Best England ever:

1 - Robinson
11 - Campbell
5 - Ferdinand
6 - Terry
2 - Neville
4 - Gerrard
8 - Lampard
7 - Beckham
3 - Cole
9 - Rooney
10 - Owen

Best England players, yeah. As a team - shit

...

Fucking kek

Literally the only good player you have, he. still did ok even when he's a striker playing as CM

This or 90? Both were competitive in their respective WC's.

I remember some shill articles back when he got transferred to ManUtd.
They were claiming he had some super power of advanced peripheral vision / spatial recognition and implied he was on another level compared to other footballers lel

Beckham.

>Scholes was world-class. Carrick was also world-class DM.

Behave yourself

At least he's got hair now

Chris Waddle?

the FA need their jew gold, so they always strong-arm the manager into picking the most marketable players. hence the midfield shambles over the last 20 years trying to fit fat frank, sliprard and scholes into one side while making beckham undroppable to boot.

Steve McManaman at Real Madrid

Hargreaves (Bayern Munich) and Beckham (Real Madrid)

England, when will you rule the world again? If we step out of the EU as well can we do trade wars and shit again? Makes the history books a bit more interesting.

rppney is a 8/10 in england

Lampard