Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed.

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i need more tomato
be back if i dont die or somethi ahuehuasb

I will if you keep being lewd!

DON'T TOY WITH ME

QUADS FOR BOIPUCCI

Shizuru get!

I need a drink

It's all good man.:3

claiming the AzuMeow

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>Quint's confirm tight boipucci
Well why are you wearing my underwear, zuzu?

It's true. Repetition doesn't downgrade how true it is.

Sorry that you've run into so many shitbags that you're just used to the same advice.

I'm sure he's a wonderful individual if he's having people be a "user waifu" with him.

Can i get some, master

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>says quads
>it's quints.
No lewds for you

no one checked these fucking quints lmao

Eh? I like 'em.
They're stylish.
And they smell nice.

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Coward
Dubs to stick your peen in bottle

>I really want to talk to popura
I'm here karen, whats up

HEY TAICHOUUU
SHE'S FROM BOKU NO PICO

N-no fish
You know I'm not like that
This is a purely platonic relationship
Karen is pure

yeah nobody except me yo

everyone suddenly talking about being happy

GODDAMNIT IM DRINK FUCK YOU

>I'm sure he's a wonderful individual if he's having people be a "user waifu" with him.

Guess I was the problem them.

I see how it is ignoring me, and i even had a request for you too...

I told you guys I was lucky with that shit.

TRIPS CHECKED

>boipucci
no pls

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Just claiming again.
Schieße.
Goodnight everyone.

so you gonna post pic or what?

fish

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I'll try. Give me something simple that doesn't involve multiple moans. Two max.

i dont know what i want.

Ah, I thought you were someone else.

My apologies. What exactly did you do wrong?

I mean, losing interest isn't really something you can avoid. Just happens sometimes, just need to keep moving.

An object that stays in motion tends to stay in motion and one that's moving tends to stay moving. Just keep moving, man.

Make it

Mmm boipussy. Give it here

Nice

Trips confirms no lewds

And mero is a horny mermaid. Sacrifices must be made

Fag :^)

FISHHHHH

Mumei claim wassup yall.

kill me

Sleepy. You?

>smug

C'mere boi

Ah damn, I messed up that last part.

Just basic physics applying to the human psyche.

A still object stays still. Moving one stays moving. I'm sure you got the point either way.

Fish!

Who are you?

We aren't getting to see you Sanae, I hope this means that you're enjoying your weekend.

I can't do that...

Yo Mumei

Y-You're smelling them?
>That's lewd!
When and where?
>You're drunk? Sounds like I'll be fucking you!

You have plenty of time to think about it or randomly finding it , but do partake in a hobby other than games It'll make it easier .

Satan

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttt boi

Really?

I dropped my identity when I called you an idiot.

Forget it. And by it I mean me.

(juden requester)
>thats all thats left
(Mugen)
Depends on the context.

Rory-sama claimed

Someone said Pico?

AH, oh you got me there.

This isn't what it looks like. I just need to be reimbursed is all, that cake was my entire months savings.

>Best idol claimed

You cant deny those numbers mugi, its happening whether we want it or not

Lewd, "Fuck you josh, dark souls is cancer" pls

Im gonna take my friends to 6 flags when they get out here then

aylmao

(You)

Oh, I thought you were two separate people.

Guess I'm proving your "idiot" statement there, kek.

Sorry that I came off like that. Just wanted to help.

That's some fishy business.
>>>/global/rules/15
>boipussy
Oh boy, this is gonna get lewd.

Say "put your dick away dude!"

QOTT: who's your shipmate :^)

The bun

Mugen my N word!

fish

>no lewd is ok

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Mizore
>FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOTARU SHIP

>no lewd is okay

tomocuck pls

Myself

None m8

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Hey Mug
>how are things?
Good to see you Karen how have you been?
> I just finished Kabaneri it was amazing.
Pfff just as if not more had to go walking in the sun today for a good 3ish hours.

well done keep an eye for the next order
the Fuhrerr will be proud of you

But... Moog...

i dont know if i would have time for that and all the people i talked to moved.

Queer

A now-disappeared Asuka. Though I dont count it at all anymore.

muh dick

I wish it was Tomoko

Duce claimed.

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Had a problem come up.
No worries.

>Sanae

What

>2016
>using the word queer
Dude its fag now

My apparently perma ship mate is dead too
GG shinoa no re

Nigga getcho ass over here

no u

>claimed

What?

im on my own

Same, you may also be over thinking it
But pick a hobby that will help
You can redo yourself .

>LE CURRENT YEAR
Suck my willy

Not for long .

BEST
E
S
T

Whoever smug decrees

What up

fish!

Yeah
Karen is from Kin'Iro Mosaic

I know what you're doing
stop

Doing good yo, how about you? What's Kabeneri?

meme dude

I hope it passes soon. Luck to you. You alright?

The fuck does that mean

No one, kek.

fish

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>who are you?

I am popura karen

u fucking what

nigger

That could change soon.

Mama says no to funny looking people that I do.think know or trust

It's okay the fish has answered

Hehe~

The goliath is my favorite ride

Hmmmmmm?~

Oh damn dude

Dude must have a lot going on in life

Nope mizore is shipped with makoto

Soon...~
Soon..~

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

Don't have a shipmate?
I can help with that

yes

it sounds like im only going to be getting one day a week off i dont know if i will have time for anything.

>I do.think
FUCKING HELL AUTOCORRECT I MEANT I DON'T!

In what way? Calmly? Shocked?

Drinkin, you?

Means you're gay and you like men

AY YO HOL UP

YOU FUCKING QUEER, At least other shinoa is based to ship me properly!
May you sleep for eternity

Embarrassed

>alt Shinoa
Eh, let's not make this weird...

Mizore

>Me on the road

And fucking otterbox cases who the fuck designed these pieces of shit to be LITERALLY impossible to open?! I NEVER HAD THESE PROBLEMS WITH (DOESN'T REMEMBER BRAND NAME) CASES AND THEY SEEM WAY STURDIER!